Sleepy Kisser
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Member ID: 22
Joined: Nov. 28, 2001
Posted Friday, May 3, 2002 at 3:50 AM
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-Cher will likely continue to try to look 27 until the day that she dies.
-Puddle of Mudd is perhaps the most terrible, least original, piece of shit band in existance right now. That lead singer IS Fred Durst with long hair and a different colored ballcap.
-At times, Pink looks strikingly similar to a tropical bird.
-Victoria's Secret will eventually be a soft-core pornographic publication/channel.
-Is that Paul McCartney's new video or a Tommy Hilfiger commercial?
-They gave the Spiderman theme to that guy from Nickelback and his shady, bearded, black-haired cohort??!!! Please.
-There is an inversely proportional relationship between Mary J. Blige's popularity and the quality of her songs.
-Is Michelle Branch hot? Talented? 18? Anyway, she looks silly playing a sunburst Les Paul.
-'Lodi Dodi' is a Coors Light comercial?! That's revolutionary, folks - gangsta rap licensed for commercials!
-I have loved Sheryl Crow in the past, but I think that dating Kid Rock has contaminated her ability. It seems she will join Cher in attempting to look 27 until she dies.
-Is that the guy from Remy Zero, the guy from Vertical Horizon, the lead guitarist from the Wallflowers, or Marc Pisapia?
-Alicia Keys looks like a really angry person.
-It's only a matter of time before Character has a song in a luxury car commercial.
-How are there still new, full-production Aaliyah videos coming out? Is she living in the Andes with 2Pac?
-The new Korn song, 'Here to Stay', is hands-down the heaviest song I have ever heard, and it features a disco beat through most of the song.
-Trik Turner. Wow.
-Some music biz moguls caused Jewel to have a 'horse-riding accident', then reprogrammed her with a Latin accent, blonde hair, and straight teeth, and re-named her Shakira.
-I've always known that I didn't like the Goo Goo Dolls, but only in the last year have I realized that they ARE the Replacements with a stylist.
-The Crackermouths have taken over.
-Where are the Features?
(Edited by jamiecarroll at 5:35 am on May 3, 2002)
-Puddle of Mudd is perhaps the most terrible, least original, piece of shit band in existance right now. That lead singer IS Fred Durst with long hair and a different colored ballcap.
-At times, Pink looks strikingly similar to a tropical bird.
-Victoria's Secret will eventually be a soft-core pornographic publication/channel.
-Is that Paul McCartney's new video or a Tommy Hilfiger commercial?
-They gave the Spiderman theme to that guy from Nickelback and his shady, bearded, black-haired cohort??!!! Please.
-There is an inversely proportional relationship between Mary J. Blige's popularity and the quality of her songs.
-Is Michelle Branch hot? Talented? 18? Anyway, she looks silly playing a sunburst Les Paul.
-'Lodi Dodi' is a Coors Light comercial?! That's revolutionary, folks - gangsta rap licensed for commercials!
-I have loved Sheryl Crow in the past, but I think that dating Kid Rock has contaminated her ability. It seems she will join Cher in attempting to look 27 until she dies.
-Is that the guy from Remy Zero, the guy from Vertical Horizon, the lead guitarist from the Wallflowers, or Marc Pisapia?
-Alicia Keys looks like a really angry person.
-It's only a matter of time before Character has a song in a luxury car commercial.
-How are there still new, full-production Aaliyah videos coming out? Is she living in the Andes with 2Pac?
-The new Korn song, 'Here to Stay', is hands-down the heaviest song I have ever heard, and it features a disco beat through most of the song.
-Trik Turner. Wow.
-Some music biz moguls caused Jewel to have a 'horse-riding accident', then reprogrammed her with a Latin accent, blonde hair, and straight teeth, and re-named her Shakira.
-I've always known that I didn't like the Goo Goo Dolls, but only in the last year have I realized that they ARE the Replacements with a stylist.
-The Crackermouths have taken over.
-Where are the Features?
(Edited by jamiecarroll at 5:35 am on May 3, 2002)
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
