My one and only "citation" for speeding has been in Murfreesboro. The story goes like this:
I was in Franklin with the friend I wa staying with (who lives in the Boro) and some other friends that I hadn't seen in a long time. The friend that I was staying with left early so that I could go see some things at the other friend's place in Franklin. I eneded up staying there too long and sped my way back to the new 840 connection.
BUT WAIT: I missed the exit for the 840 connection, and the next exit is like 28 miles down the road in Columbia. So I drove nearly 60 miles out of my way to get back, and sped all the way to the boro.
Once in the boro, I was sane enough not to speed, I know that to be the biggest mistake one can make shy of speeding in Brentwood, or Collegedale, Tennessee. But I hit a bridge on a major street (the name escapes me now) and on the bridge the speed limit drops 10 mph. The cop cited me for 12 over the speed limit on the bridge, so technically I was exceeding the speed limit I expected by 2mph.
The cop asked me why I was speeding and I explained politely that I was coming from Franklin, missed the exit, and drove out of my way, and was trying to make it back because I knew my host was waiting up for me, and not getting sleep that he needed for work at 9am the next day. I explained that I knew it wasn't an excuse, but that it was true. He asked me if I'd been drinking and I said no, and he said, incredulously, "Not been drinking?" Then he asked me if I'd ever been cited for speeding and I said no and he said, again incredulously "never been cited for speeding?" He checked my record and when it came up clean he excused me and I don't think my insurance ever even found out about it. He was nicer than I expected.
On another note, my roommate just got pulled over in either Wilmette or Winettka, his first ever citation and not a good place for it. He'd run a red light and had never been pulled over before. He knew immediately why he'd been pulled over and so ran out of his car to the police officer to apologize. Halfway to the squad car, the officer got onto his loudspeaker and announced "GET BACK INTO YOUR CAR! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND WALK SLOWLY BACK TO YOUR VEHICLE!" I found the story to be rather funny.
Will
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