Okay, I need some advice. My friend is getting married and since I am a bridesmaid it is my duty to help plan the bachlorette party. It goes without saying that there must be a stripper/exotic dancer type thing there. This whole thing creeps me out. How do you get a stripper? Do the men expose all? How much does that run you? I personally am not thrilled at the possibility of seeing some sweaty, tan, trashy man's junk... but for my friend I'll do it.

So if anyone can offer assistance, go right ahead. Musical selections are welcome.

(Edited by iwantelvis at 10:09 pm on May. 22, 2003)

The only advice I can give you is to hide in a corner and cover your eyes. I cannot imagine being in such a situation.

I would kill my friends if they were to get me a stripper.

(Edited by Sexy Sadie at 10:10 pm on May. 22, 2003)

You should all go to a club. Go to one that serves alcohol... so the dirty boys can't expose themselves completely (someone told me that's the rule).

Okay.. I really don't know what I'm talking about. I just thought I'd use this thread as a opportunity to talk about the most hilarious name for a stip bar in the world.

Anyone ever heard of the "Fuzzy Hole"?

you should hire digsy to do it and pay him in comic books.

Only if I could dress like Nightcrawler while doing it...then I'd be all for it.

you guys should totally get someone who's dressed up like shredder from the ninja turtles to do it! said bride has a weird sexual liking for him. maybe she can wear one of the ninja turtle masks and they can act out some sort of mutant s&m thing.

but maybe i'm just being selfish. i would totally rather see shredder than some sweaty and muscular tan man.

Just PM me and let me know when the party is taking place. I only ask for $30 an a bottle of vodka. No checks please.

Strangley enough, earlier today I decided that I would start a thread about strippers and strip clubs (though it's been an incredbly long time since I've gotten to go to one - I am poor). IWE and I must be more alike than I thought.

The Fuzzy Hole...what a great name for an exotic entertainment place. Since I live in east TN, too, I know about said establishment. It's a classic.

And, IWE, I just feel sorry for you. Muscular guys never really did it for me. Get a nerdy, skinny guy to strip..Make him talk about math and science to you all. Yummy.

when i was in high school a freind of mine moved out the house our senior year. she had trouble making bills waiting tables so she became a stripper. after about a month some of the teachers were out and about and came into the club and saw her. not only did they tip big.....but she had no problem passing classes that year..........

strange story..............


you should hire a stripper to come to door like a police officer. its classic. or maybe a pizza delivery stripper.

I think you can get strippers that leave the bare minimum on, IWE... not sure though. I've been to one strip club in my life, and it wasn't all that great of an experience... it was definitely surreal, though...

My favorite that I've seen is the Boobie Bungalow.

we gave my bride-to-be friend an 80s makeover & we went to a karaoke bar in printers alley. it was pretty fun & didn't involve any naked men. and we got to see little kids sing billy gilmore and dixie chicks songs. in a somewhat related note, tim mcgraw was in line behind me at the brentwood kroger last night. we was buying steaks & a faith hill magazine (this should be of interest to Rhinestone Cowboy).

Wow, there's so much to comment on there! One question: was this kaaokee bar called Lonnie's? If so, was it the top 40 club or the western room? The latter used to be awesome! (Okay, I guess that was 2 questions)

i knew a guy who on his bachelor night they tied him up in a chair and put him in the back of a truck, painted him blue and drove around town with only his underwear on.......but i do realize that your's is a girl......and i've never been to a stripclub or anything of the sort, but i hear they are hilarious. if you can find one with all fat people, you should go, because rumor has it that they exist.

That one is classy. Me and my ex took pictures there on our way home from Birmingham.

I like your idea Stephanie, but the nerdy guy is more my kinda thing than the bride. Sadly, the Shredder idea might happen if I can find an appropriate costume. And thanks for the offer RD, but I know that you would hate to be around so many "friendly" girls that are under the influece of alcohol. (wink wink)

IWE - male strippers are SHADY, not to mention CHEESY! BEWARE! But if you're really serious about getting some adult entertainment at your party, I would suggest that you consult The Nashville Times. It's basically a magazine all about the adult entertainment industry in MiddleTN. Every adult business advertises in it. You can get a print copy of it at any adult bookstore or stripclub, or you can look online here.

Also, let me throw this out there: you do not have to have a stripper at a bachelor/bachelorette party. I've been to both kinds. Personally, I DO NOT want a stripper at my bachelor party. I don't want to have mental images of some stripper dancing on me during my wedding/honeymoon.

Ah, yes. Exit 2, I65 South. I believe.

Not that any of you care, but Gobel's Girls Girls Girls on I-65 is the staple of any trip south of Louisville...

Isn't that in a Tim Wilson song? Would it be in Florida?

As opposed to female strippers, the pinnacle of classiness. I agree that strippers are unnecessary. Especially if the event is close to the wedding...this is so very old fashioned of me, but the wedding should really be about the couple starting their lives together & focusing on each other, and it's kind of a desecration (to me) to introduce slutty entertainment. I'm all for slutty entertainment the rest of your lives, but related to that one day, it just seems kind of sad.

haha- I think this was just a typo, but my first thought was Oh My God! smee is buying steaks with Tim McGraw! I hope elt doesn't find out!

so many things have been cleared up for me now...

hahah. a few things might or might not be true:
1) i am really faith hill.
2) i always write/speak ebonics.
3) tim mcgraw is not a vegetarian.
4) 99.9999999% of the people on this board don't like tim mcgraw.

I agree with you, Lauren. Strippers = a bad start to marriage. When my maid of honor asked me about batchelorette parties, etc., I made sure she understood that strippers would have no part of it.

If you have to get a male stripper, though, you should go all out and make him do some sort of elaborate routine. Might as well get your money's worth and be entertained.

I'm still holding out for a Features show in Nashville for the night before our wedding. It would be the best party for after the rehearsal, and we could both go with all our friends.

lawnwrangler is suspiciously silent on this topic....

lw is suspisciously silent period

But for you, I would "suffer." I am sure that foldsfan would do the same.

All this talk about strippers, I was thinking about going to Memphis to visit my cousin and family for my B-day next month... I hit the big 21 and she was telling me about all of these clubs and this strip club that she wanted me to go to with her. I thought it would be funny to go to a strip club! And then I thought about it and realized that I would have to take money and wave it at the guys then actually give it to them. I don't too much like the idea of giving them my money lol I won't get it back lol I'll be the only one in the club putting dimes in dancers thongs

i said it before and i'll say it again...

digsy should be the stripper. he doesn't even have to get naked. just get him to unbutton the first few buttons of his shirt so he can unleash a little chest hair.