when called out about a couple low quality recordings, ryan adams posted:

nope....its me and billy in a 15 dollar walk in booth studioin nashville right outside the Alabama (as in the band) bar and Grille. Its just a booth with a microphone and a window and billy did "How do you like me now" by Toby War Monger Assfuckheadface Nashville Robot Golf Pro Republician Keith, and me doing "Higher" by Creed with the chorus changed to "can you super-size me?" awful awful awful funny drunken afternoon at the mall, makes me almost miss the pain of living in that desert.

Sounds like a good time.

this isn't from the his message board
and it has to do with a fued between him and jack white.

Did Little girl White talk back? What a fucking movie star. I don't have a problem with him - he started it. I know that's what you say in school. But what's he doing on the Internet seeing what's being said saying 'I see you changed my lyrics', Fucking ponce.
I mean, shit - I get to shop at 40 or 50 more stores for clothes than that guy does. Think of the limitations. Just buy him a gallon of red paint. I don't fucking get it. Whatever...
I don't really have a problem with him. Good luck to him in Romania. It's supposed to be freezing. He must be hating it. You know they asked me if I wanted that movie role and I turned it down. Anthony Minghella asked me first.
I was up for the part first and I turned it down. You know why? Because I didn't see acting anywhere on my job application to be a rock fucking star, you know. It's true. That's fucking fact.
I turned it down because we were touring anyway. I was wanting to tour and do this acoustic thing. And they said 'Well you can come to Romania and we'll pay you anyway and you can have three or four lines and you get to play a banjo made out of a pumpkin.' I'm like 'fuck you man'. I make that money in two gigs. Put it this way - it didn't seem specifically that much to me. And it's three fucking lines. Three lines in a two-and-a-half hour film. I'd rather get a gun and blow my eyeball out. And you got to go freeze your ass off. You do get to hang out with Nicole Kidman, which isn't bad. But its not like she'd be going - so tell me about your life. She's fucking Nicole Kidman.

as a member of the red team, i plan on kicking his ass. again.

The lack of quotation marks made me think this was a rant from sina the first time I read it. I was thinking maybe she had schizophrenic delusions. It's much funnier coming from sina, though,

hahaha

no, that's ryan. he already got beat up for stealing my ranting schtick.

I hate him more and more all the time.

Will

I love him more and more all the time.

ryan seems to take himself too seriously, but god do i agree with him about toby keith. "i'm a ford truck maaun...that's what i driieeeve..".

If I must insist of anything around here it's that we will never quote or say the name Toby Keith again.

I'll second that.

Will

aint got no boundaarrraaaayss
dont compromiiiise

does anyone know what the deal was with that t*** k**** song that peter jennings banned?

It was called "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue (The Angry American)." It was a 9-11 song that had a line in it about "putting a boot in your ass." Basically, it was kind of a call to war, and Peter Jennings didn't like that sentiment.

And Jennings might have been exhibiting some taste.

"Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue (The Angry American)." is now my second favorite karaoke hit, behind 'bust a move'. I would love to see a computerized graphic of lady liberty shaking her fist at the rest of the world.