i got yer back roadie sir. i completely agree that the strokes are a good band and is this it is a nice album. it made my top ten list of the year. and i think it's bullshit that the uberhipsters trash it for obvious reasons. maybe that makes us even hipper than the ubers because we can appreciate it for what it's worth. nah, nevermind. however, concerning the strokes i would like to point out a few reasons why our beloved features are better than the debated strokes.
1. parrish yaw. this guy is a secret weapon. i cannot think of any band (espicially le strokes) who would not benefit from his incesent pounding of his bad ass gear.
2. julian casablancas is a pussy. people were like 'he's the new lou reed, the new jagger, the new iggy.' bullshit. after seeing them live i realized this guy is more liam gallager and jim morrison than said rock gods.
3. the rest of the strokes are pussies. look at em. their thrift store chic reeks of prada. just because you wear a leather jacket and a ramones t shirt does not make you hip (or does it?). the features shop at thrift stores out of necessity (as most us probably do), not for fashions sake.
4. rollum haas. despite fab moretti having the coolest name ever, he's pretty weak on the skins. gimme rollum anyday. he could outplay mr. moretti blindfolded, with one hand tied behind his back and a litter of kitten down his pants (don't get any ideas, rollum). and besides, who else plays drums in turtlenecks?
5. roger dabbs. need i say more. as you replied ms. carroll, he is too one of my favorite bass players.
6. the features are southern boys just like you and me. everyone expects brooding, hipster retro rock out of nyc, but how sick is it that the features come to the buffet from sparta, tenessee. i've been to sparta once in my life and it is quite the atypical small southern town. and one of these days there willl be a statue erected in the honor of the lads that saved rock and roll.
7. facial hair. at least two of the features can grow beards, or at least try to. this relates back number three. and by that i mean if you can't grow a beard you are a pussy (unless you are a female, then you are normal).
8. songs. matthew's songs keep getting better and better. he also writes about about substance: wives, babies, love, masterbation, absence of love.
okay so that's only eight. if ya'll can help me out here, i'd grealty appreciate it.
ladies (both of you), please take no offense to my overuse of the word pussy.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc