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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 1:29 AM

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a song for all the children of the world to sing and dance to-

The Features Troll he's the best
He's the best from east to west
He's the best, he's the best
He's the best, best, best, best, best, best

Repeat verse 17 times then fade

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 2:32 AM

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a song for all the children of the world to sing and dance to-

The Features Troll he's the best
He's the best from east to west
He's the best, he's the best
He's the best, best, best, best, best, best

Repeat verse 17 times then fade

This is the pinnacle of stupity.

Killed by his merciless creator on Sept. 21 2005.

FeaturesTroll

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 2:47 AM

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You're just jealous because your parents caught you watching the saucy parts of R-rated movies over and over and you are a stain on Winston Churchill's derby, 'coz you you like it. So there.

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chin chang

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 1:05 PM

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snap. you got "moved."

oh the drudgery of being wet

FeaturesTroll

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 1:08 PM

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snap. you got "moved."

Yeah, I know. I meant to post in Misc. but i was too busy being awesome to pay attention to what I was doing.

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chin chang

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 1:09 PM

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yeah, when you post in every fucking thread its easy to get lost

oh the drudgery of being wet

FeaturesTroll

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 1:14 PM

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yeah, when you post in every fucking thread its easy to get lost

I think I've decided you're my favorite board member.

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chin chang

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 1:21 PM

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yeah, when you post in every fucking thread its easy to get lost

I think I've decided you're my favorite board member.

join the club

oh the drudgery of being wet

FeaturesTroll

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 1:28 PM

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yeah, when you post in every fucking thread its easy to get lost

I think I've decided you're my favorite board member.

join the club

How do I sign up? Do you have a newsletter? If so is it a real newsletter or one of those online e-zine-type-things? 'Coz I'd rather have a hard copy to keep for my records. What about buttons? Gotta have buttons. Buttons and t-shirts. What about limited edition Christmas merchandise that's exclusive to the club?

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 1:41 PM

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yeah, when you post in every fucking thread its easy to get lost

I think I've decided you're my favorite board member.

join the club

How do I sign up? Do you have a newsletter? If so is it a real newsletter or one of those online e-zine-type-things? 'Coz I'd rather have a hard copy to keep for my records. What about buttons? Gotta have buttons. Buttons and t-shirts. What about limited edition Christmas merchandise that's exclusive to the club?

As the vice president, it's my duty to send you the information package and your free button. Stopforme LOVES buttons.

Daigle is all we need to make the night complete

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 1:56 PM

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Aren't all members required to have the club's anthem on their cell phone as well?

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carligula

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 1:59 PM

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Aren't all members required to have the club's anthem on their cell phone as well?

Yes, that's mentioned in the packet. That, and you have to hate Asians.

Daigle is all we need to make the night complete

FeaturesTroll

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 2:00 PM

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Aren't all members required to have the club's anthem on their cell phone as well?

Anthem?!? Wha...wh...I've heard no such anthem. What's going on here? Is it on KaZaa? I must know!!!

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 5:17 PM

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Aren't all members required to have the club's anthem on their cell phone as well?

Yes, that's mentioned in the packet. That, and you have to hate Asians.

I want to join.

Actually.. no. I need a club with Asian-hating as the sole purpose.

(Edited by weenysmack at 4:18 pm on May. 5, 2004)

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 5:42 PM

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But Asians made the Nintendo Entertainment System......

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chin chang

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 6:01 PM

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oh god, youve got it all wrong. love asians. LOVE! hate ringtones and buttons. HATE!

someone is gonna get fired. or die.

oh the drudgery of being wet

DigsySlattery

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 6:31 PM

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Who wants to buy some of my "I Hate Asians" buttons I just made?

~Digsy S. Slattery

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 7:41 PM

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Who wants to buy some of my "I Hate Asians" buttons I just made?

thank you. that's the funniest thing that you've posted.

(Edited by richarddawson at 7:42 pm on May. 5, 2004)

FeaturesTroll

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Posted Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 10:18 PM

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Does this mean Arnold can't be in the club?

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chin chang

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Posted Thursday, May 6, 2004 at 12:47 AM

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Does this mean Arnold can't be in the club?

no, he cant be in it for other reasons.

oh the drudgery of being wet

FeaturesTroll

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Posted Friday, May 7, 2004 at 6:22 PM

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Does this mean Arnold can't be in the club?

no, he cant be in it for other reasons.

From the looks of that picture those would be "Michael Jackson reasons."

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Posted Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 3:33 AM

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moreso to topic, features troll, I just want to let you know man, that you're my favorite new board member. unless any of these new posters are cute girls. nonetheless, you're posts are great.

Keith