I saw the damn funniest kids in the hall skit I have ever seen today, and that is saying a lot. It is 'premise beach' 'what if someone runs for office who really shouldn't bother' and then it shows Scott running for office and he shakes Bruce's hand and instead of a hand he has a big slab o' meat. it is so damn funny.

anyone else?

there was this one about how to take care of your pet slave. it had 'mr. 1950s gay stereotype' hauling around a guy in bondage gear. 'mr. 1950s gay stereotype' was wearing a fur coat, had art deco pins on his coat, and chain smoked. good topic.

My favorite of all time is from episode #401.  It's Bruce as this really, really hyper businessman who is intently trying to get alot accomplished.  He comes into the office in the morning and looks at the clock on the wall and challenges it and says he's going to kick its ass.  At one point during the day, he is having a heart attack because he is so stressed.  He jabs his hand through his chest and pulls out his heart.  He then sets his heart on his desk and pours coffee all over it, then picks it up and puts it back into his chest.  Well, I'm not doing such a great job of describing it, but is the funniest I've ever seen.  KITH is one of my very very favorite TV shows.

I also really like the skits in the second season with Gavin (the little kid that Bruce plays), especially the skit where he is pricing meat.

put your big pants on. we are big pants people.

my favorite skit is the first appearance of the chicken lady. it's when scott thompson calls a phone sex line and he wants to talk to a chicken lady. it's fucking hillarious.

is that when he is like, 'how much would my head weigh?' because that is another one of my favorites.

Yep, that's the one!

Once again as St. Eno2 said, all relevant things eventually come up.
Kids In the Hall=Very relevant.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 4:15 pm on April 19, 2002)

flying pig, summer i grew a tail, chicken lady, the gay guy scott plays-the one where he's a softball coach. gavin the kid.

Oh yes. That is a good one.

on the subject of me.....

i was a cesarean birth...
because my mother always liked that hairstyle...

as well as, if you don't do what i say, this is gonna happen to ya! and then david shoots another member of his animal-masked bandits, that's the one... i've got seven things to do, i've got seven things to do...

oh there's so many good ones.... like....
.......will do.
did you bring the tapes?
....slipped my mind...... tell you what.......... tomorrow, i'll bring you the tapes.... as well as a ..... etc.

and the two con-men that bruce and mark play.

does anyone have bruce's spoken word poetry cd??

There are SO MANY to choose from, it's impossible, but I love Fran (Scott) & Gordon (Bruce) when Gordon gets fired. One that's not hilarious but totally true is 'the bass player'. I'm a big Bruce fan- did anyone else see his movie Dog Park (starring the cuter but less talented Wilson brother)?

I never saw Dog Park, but I LOVE LOVE Brain Candy. Happiness Pie is one of the best songs ever.
Bruce is a good kid; I like it when he's the kid in high school and he goes, 'stop the world! we broke up!' and his parents are like, 'who . . . you mean LAURA?' and he starts freaking out and runs all over town playing guitar and singing 'laura, laura'. (i don't know, maybe I just really like it because that happens to be my name)

I love the chicken lady- especially the sketch where she has phone sex...

great stuff

(Edited by damon at 12:00 am on April 23, 2002)