Posted Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 7:56 PM
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i don't know if anyone else is watching the all-star game tonight, but the emetic pre-game festivities have me near stabbing myself.
first, fantasia (who the hell is this person?) sang the national anthem. ok, sang is a bit charitable. she yelped, screeched, and gasped through the thing, much like someone who has no business being a professional singer would. oh, what do you know? american idolatry is the culprit here...imagine that! so somewhere there's a real singer who is out of work, and elsewhere an office staff is wondering what happened to the really annoying temp. it makes me want to vomit...and i had las palmas for dinner...
after that display of, er...amateurism, then they had muhammad ali out on the field, shaking uncontrollably because of his condition and miming punching derek jeter or a-rod or whoever that was, putting bunny ears behind the head of one of the players during a photo-op...it's just pretty disconcerting, all of it. atleast aerosmith aren't playing a medley of their hits or--maybe they already did that and i just missed it? i wouldn't doubt it. ENOUGH! just start the frigging game already!
first, fantasia (who the hell is this person?) sang the national anthem. ok, sang is a bit charitable. she yelped, screeched, and gasped through the thing, much like someone who has no business being a professional singer would. oh, what do you know? american idolatry is the culprit here...imagine that! so somewhere there's a real singer who is out of work, and elsewhere an office staff is wondering what happened to the really annoying temp. it makes me want to vomit...and i had las palmas for dinner...
after that display of, er...amateurism, then they had muhammad ali out on the field, shaking uncontrollably because of his condition and miming punching derek jeter or a-rod or whoever that was, putting bunny ears behind the head of one of the players during a photo-op...it's just pretty disconcerting, all of it. atleast aerosmith aren't playing a medley of their hits or--maybe they already did that and i just missed it? i wouldn't doubt it. ENOUGH! just start the frigging game already!
tell me facts tell me facts tell me facts
tell me facts throw your arms around me
tell me facts throw your arms around me