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TOPIC: the von bondies
Posted  Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 3:44 PM
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the von bondies were great at the end tuesday night. where were you guys? there was maybe 20 people, counting the members of the other bands.

anyway, i've got some beef with marcie now. there are rules to being a sexual being.

1. you don't fuck with someone else's boyfriend

2. you don't fuck with someone else's boyfriend that's in the band you're touring with.

3. you don't fuck with someone else's boyfriend when YOUR boyfriend is JACK WHITE. she doesn't deserve to be his girlfriend.

no, i'm not bitter.

YES I AM.

i guess i really shouldn't be since i have a warm jason von bondie bed to stay in when i make it to detroit, but whatev
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 5:22 PM
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this disheartens me. me and my strange and unhealthy obsession with jack white say that the girl who has the grand honor and privelege of gracing his holy and magical presence should be severely punished for inflicting any disrespect on him. shame on her. dry.gif
Posted  Friday, October 25, 2002 at 9:16 AM
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We should jump her. I agree that is just wrong. He is a hot, crazy guy. Be happy with that. Bitch...
Posted  Monday, October 28, 2002 at 12:28 PM
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Wow, whole lotta estrogen around here... nice.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Friday, November 1, 2002 at 2:38 PM
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seriously

if my car was working properly, i would've driven down to joe and aprils where marcie was staying and punched her in the mouth.

(Edited by sinasugarsick at 3:39 pm on Nov. 1, 2002)
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Friday, November 1, 2002 at 4:26 PM
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Am I missing something here?
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, November 4, 2002 at 1:09 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Nov. 1, 2002 at 5:26 PM"
Am I missing something here?
god carl, you're such a male
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Monday, November 4, 2002 at 1:11 PM
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I dont blame you guys for being mad....cheating/infidelity/flirting just isnt cool when you're already taken.
Posted  Tuesday, November 5, 2002 at 2:50 AM
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i just want to post right quick to comment on Havesomesoma's quote signature...

please tell me that isn't a REAL avril lavigne quote...

tell MEEEE she didn't really say that?

"All I can do is PRAISE, WORSHIP, REJOICE, SHOUT, and CRY." ~ Jan Crouch
Posted  Tuesday, November 5, 2002 at 7:19 AM
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"Quote from Rhinestone Cowboy on Nov. 5, 2002 at 2:50 AM"
i just want to post right quick to comment on Havesomesoma's quote signature...

please tell me that isn't a REAL avril lavigne quote...

tell MEEEE she didn't really say that?
it is a real quote. i've read the article in rollling stone which contains the quote. avril lavigne is a product of her record company, as well as a moron.
Posted  Tuesday, November 5, 2002 at 11:59 AM
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"Quote from Rhinestone Cowboy on Nov. 5, 2002 at 2:50 AM"
i just want to post right quick to comment on Havesomesoma's quote signature...

please tell me that isn't a REAL avril lavigne quote...

tell MEEEE she didn't really say that?
Go to the popstars poll or whatever. In that I posted a list of stupid Avril quotes that she really did say. She is a retard. Period.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, November 5, 2002 at 5:27 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Nov. 5, 2002 at 11:59 AM"
"Quote from Rhinestone Cowboy on Nov. 5, 2002 at 2:50 AM"
i just want to post right quick to comment on Havesomesoma's quote signature...

please tell me that isn't a REAL avril lavigne quote...

tell MEEEE she didn't really say that?
Go to the popstars poll or whatever. In that I posted a list of stupid Avril quotes that she really did say. She is a retard. Period.
agreed. and i'm just doing my part, as a service to this board, to make sure no one forgets that.... smile.gif
Posted  Tuesday, November 5, 2002 at 5:29 PM
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"Quote from HaveSomeSoma on Nov. 5, 2002 at 11:27 PM"
agreed. and i'm just doing my part, as a service to this board, to make sure no one forgets that.... smile.gif
And we all bid you thanks for that. That quote cracks me up; she's undeniably an idiot.