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TOPIC: The Watson's Girl
Posted  Friday, June 14, 2002 at 9:38 AM
Post 1 of 22
I just saw another one of those terrible commercials for Watson's Pools & Spas. Does anyone else think think the girl on there is really trashy? And what kind of father uses his daughter's body to sell a few swimming pools?
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Posted  Friday, June 14, 2002 at 10:43 AM
Post 2 of 22
I'm so glad someone else noticed that. Yeah, she's a tramp.
RAWK
Posted  Friday, June 14, 2002 at 11:24 AM
Post 3 of 22
We have a car dealership here that has commercials featuring the owner's daughter. Not only are they the dumbest commercials ever, but like you said, TF, he is exploiting his kid to get car sales. As for the commercial that you are talking about, I have never seen it. But, you are more than welcome to point it out to me sometime.
Posted  Friday, June 14, 2002 at 1:13 PM
Post 4 of 22
she may be a tramp but if her body sells pools...then so be it....thats just how the worls works these days... sex sex sex sex sex
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Posted  Friday, June 14, 2002 at 1:35 PM
Post 5 of 22
I think she's his step-daughter or niece or some second-tier relation like that. Not that this makes him any less of a sleazeball, but...
Posted  Friday, June 14, 2002 at 1:51 PM
Post 6 of 22
It seems you're right. He's her step-father. Her real father is a spa technician for Watson's. You can learn all about it at this little gem that I found: The Watson's Girl Homepage. Kinda scary.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Friday, June 14, 2002 at 3:25 PM
Post 7 of 22
i know who you are talking about-yeah thats nasty...i think most preteen/teen boys in nashville would list her as causing their first boner though.
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Posted  Friday, June 14, 2002 at 5:45 PM
Post 8 of 22
According to 'Jennifer''s profile on the aforementioned website:

'...Step-father is the owner and co-spokesperson of Watson's, father is a spa technician for Watson's, Step-brother Kevin is the manager of the Watson's Indianapolis store...'

I never thought I'd know so much about the Watson's pool chick.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


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Posted  Friday, June 14, 2002 at 6:32 PM
Post 9 of 22
Watch what you say, girls. She was after all the 'Best Female Local Sex Symbol' in 1999.
So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no
Posted  Friday, June 14, 2002 at 7:36 PM
Post 10 of 22
Did anyone read her favorites? Her favorite CD is (drum roll please): N'Sync's Celebrity. God help the poor girl.
Posted  Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 10:45 PM
Post 11 of 22
"Quote from JustAnotherDrive on Jun. 14, 2002 at 7:32 PM"
Watch what you say, girls.  She was after all the 'Best Female Local Sex Symbol' in 1999.
What a sad commentary on what we find erotic.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Monday, June 17, 2002 at 2:07 PM
Post 12 of 22
The Watson's Girl is hott (in a certain way).
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Posted  Monday, June 17, 2002 at 2:38 PM
Post 13 of 22
it is really sick when guys use their daughters in bikinis no less to sell their products.
local commercials are always terrible.
is Mr. T on any of the local commericals in nashville? bc he sells alot of stuff for memphis.
its kinda sad.
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Posted  Monday, June 17, 2002 at 5:30 PM
Post 14 of 22
I saw him on a local commercial here. For debt relief no less, I believe.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Monday, June 17, 2002 at 7:32 PM
Post 15 of 22
When I lived in Chattanooga I actually saw a local car salesman in a chicken suit on TV for his commercial. It was both hilarious and deeply disturbing.
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Posted  Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 2:44 AM
Post 16 of 22
"Quote from Keith on Jun. 17, 2002 at 4:30 PM"
I saw him on a local commercial here. For debt relief no less, I believe.
i don't think the commercials are local. notice that the t says 'title loans' but never 'tennessee title loans'.
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Posted  Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:11 PM
Post 17 of 22
i thoguht it did say TN title loans, its like, 'memphis area and north MS' i could be hallucinating tough. im known to do that.
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Posted  Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:37 PM
Post 18 of 22
Speaking of local commercials, there is one here that is absolutely hilarious (although they weren't really going for being funny). They have this couple in a theater, and when they come out of this supposed 'free date' that Charter Channel has awarded them, the girl (who is about 20) looks at the guy (who could easily pass as her dad) and says, 'This has been the best night of my life.' Then, the guy turns to the camera, winks, and says, 'Thanks, Charter Channel'. And, the kicker is that it is STILL DAYLIGHT outside. That has got to be my all-time favorite local commercial. Everytime it comes on, I laugh.
Just thought that I would share with you all.
Posted  Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 12:41 PM
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My dad saw this commercial in North Carolina and there was this thing that you sat on or something and no one could hear or smell your farts. It was wierd. I haven't seen it for myself, but it sounds pretty funny.
So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no
Posted  Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 3:48 PM
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SW i know what you are talking about! hahahahahhahaha. that is a great one! especially when he winks and the fact that she looks about 16 and he is 40. hahahahaha. thanks for reminding me-haven't seen it in a while. have you seen one for mahoney's with a guy going kayaking? thats one of my friends and he is stoned off of his ass. i have yet to see it. i hear its classic. where can you buy these fart suppressors???
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Posted  Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 1:22 PM
Post 21 of 22
there is a car commercial here and this weird southern guy pretends to be the crocodile hunter, and hes saying things like, 'aint she a beaut!' but talking about cars. its fucking terrible.
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Posted  Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 3:43 PM
Post 22 of 22
I've seen that one.

Maybe fart suppressors could also be a new Features merchandising thing...
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