Here's a few.

1. The Uncle Kracker remake of the "give me the beat boys" song.

2.There's another song that drives me crazy. Not sure who it is, but it repeats the line- "There's a hole in the world tonight, don't let there be a hole in the world tomorrow" over and over again. It's probably some living legend that I should respect who keeps making crappy music that everyone has to listen to while he's still alive. Right.

3. McPhilly Cheesesteak- this is the worst looking\sounding idea I've ever heard. In the commercials, when they're introducing a new item, McDonald's of course tries it's best to prepare the food in the most enticing way it can. EVEN in the commercials this thing looks like it was found by a dumpster diving hobo.

4. HotDog scented Gaz- it didn't smell like hot dogs. at all.

I refuse to listen to your opinion on the McPhilly Cheesesteak until you've actually eaten one. Cheesesteaks aren't supposed to look that good. That's the point.

I will agree, though, that anything Uncle Kracker does is unholy.

What the hell is Gaz?

(Edited by carligula at 10:23 am on Sep. 24, 2003)

Actually, you're right. It's The Eagles.

I agree on all counts, foldsfan. Well, except for #4. I have no idea what you're talking about there.

I wouldn't eat a McPhilly Cheesesteak if they were free. But there's something even sketchier than that - the McRib. To me, it doesn't even matter how it might taste. Just look at the shape of the meat...and eventually you will arrive at the conclusion that the only way they could get it to look like that (with those artificial "ribs") was to "pour" the meat (in a liquid state) into some kind of mold.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 11:06 am on Sep. 24, 2003)

Great, now you've ruined the McRib for me.... Thanks a lot.

Blasphemy! I assume you don't eat hot dogs either?

Ironically, I love hot dogs.

McRibs are my FAVORITE mcdonald's sandwich! I guess the fact is, all food that comes out of Mcdonalds is shit and will always be shit. That was my first job when i was 15, and worst job so far. Cooking mcdonalds food. And for a long while i wouldnt eat there anymore. Now its a part of my diet. Cant pass up on a $1 double cheese burger when your hungry and late for class or work.

And really, all food that we buy is shit if u think about it. All the chemicals pumped into it, all the other sources of protein ground into it, all the hormones injected into it. Really the only way to eat well, is to grow it yourself, or do the ted nugent thing and kill it yourself.

(Edited by GrungeSlobTearPants at 11:21 am on Sep. 24, 2003)

There's a lot of truth to that.

you mean the MucRib. the philly cheese steak sandwich doesnt gross me out, its the philly cheese steak pizza!!!! ohhhhhhhhh my god. we saw the commercial first on 9/11/03 and i thought it was a terrorist attack [not to make light of terrorist attacks or 9/11, or something...].

i literally have to hide my eyes when that commercial comes on. it makes me sick. well, all things cheesesteak-related make me uneasy, but none like this. plus the pizza guy is really creepy looking.

Am I freaky for really really wanting to try Papa Johns' new Barbecue Chicken pizza? I enjoy CiCi's concoction, so maybe the fancy Papa Johns' version will be even better...

chicken philly at jersey mikes with lettuce, tomato, and mayonaise is really good... i used to work there. also fyi, they can put any sandwich on the grill for you. most people dont know that. they will even make a tuna melt for you if you ask.

GAK, sorry it's early, or late here. It was this weird two-toned Gak that Nickelodeon made. I meant Gak. The stank got onto your hands and didn't wash off.

yeah. floam was better.

i'm with you on these two...uncle kracker...just.....
no.

and that eagles song....

uh uh.

I didn't like it at all. Yuk

Unkcle Kracker or no, "Give Me the Beat Boys" is a terrible song. I should have included it in the worst song ever thread.

The Eagles represent so much of what I hate about rock. I really really can't stand that band. I'll complain about them until you throw me out of your cab.

I haven't had papa johns', but typically barbecue chicken pizza is delish.

does anyone else like ham and pineapple on their pizza?

dirty........

i dont like ham on pizza......tastes weird.....weird consistency as well.....

No, just slow. I've been enjoying it for weeks-- but nothing beats the spinach alfredo.

It depends...I don't like the ham on Meat Lover's pizza, but when it is by itself and paired with pineapple, it's edible. I only eat this pizza on CiCi's buffet, though, and would never just order a whole pizza with this on it.

NOTHING!

pineapple, no ham.

For your basic delivery pizza, the spinach alfredo is rather enjoyable, as is Papa John's in general.

I also enjoy pineapple on my pizza, but none of my friends do, so I usually don't get it.

While, we're on the subject though, nothing beats Mellow Mushroom's Kosmic Karma. Gourmet White is good, too.

except that pizza and two sodas is 20 dollars. but yes, it is good.

That's why water is my drink of choice.

exactly.....

with two waters the price is a little over 15 dollars.......

Yes, Mellow Mushroom is pricey, but that's why no sane person eats there as often as they would like. It's damn good, just expensive.

Nice reference.

Gak, regular Gak, is just plain nasty. the stench is on your hands for WEEKS! and now it smells like hot dogs?! are you kidding?!

my boyfriend just recently turned me onto the pineapple pizza. no ham though. not even tofurkey. . . .tofurkey pizza *shudder*

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im a jerk chicken lover. spicy chicken & pinapple. mmm.

I was going to give this pizza my props, but I forgot what it was called. It really is delicious.

Papa John's sucks. Actually, I don't really like any of those chain pizza places, except maybe Sir Pizza. Mellow Mushroom is good. I like Pizza Perfect the best.

I'm pretty flexible when it comes to pizza toppings. I do have a strict NO OLIVES policy, though. Olives are gross. But I think plain cheese pizza is my favorite.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 6:25 pm on Sep. 25, 2003)

I love you JC! Pizza Perfect is awesome! During my more financially secure days of the summer, my friends and I would go to Pizza Perfect every weekend, sometimes twice. We noticed that the Sicilian pizza with pepperoni has a spice on it that tastes very much like pot. From then on, we would get weed-pizza from Pizza Perfect at every opportunity.

Hmmm...I knew a guy who worked there while I lived in Nashville who was a confirmed mover of that type of product. Seems like too much of a coincidence- how didya FEEL after eating that pizza?

Greasy, if ya know what I mean.

I HAD THE BEST PIZZA EVER TONIGHT. schlotskys has always had good pizza, but they have expanded their pizza choices. i had the thai chicken pizza, and it was really really really really good. im trying the kung pao chicken pizza next time. and tuscan herb the next time.

I had that thai chicken pizza once. It was ok, but a little weird for me. I do like the idea of peanuts on pizza though.

I would eat at Schlotzki's more if they didn't screw up my order roughly 80% of the time I go. I usually get the turkey original, and knowing that they will screw it up if I just say "lettuce only," I say "I want exactly the following: bread, turkey, salami, lettuce, and cheese. No olives or anything like that." Almost every time, they still give me fucking olives (I'm with you JamieCarroll) or sometimes mayo or other crap I don't want. Sorry to the majority of you who had no interest in that story.

Something that makes me want to vomit...

the new Eagles single, as featured during their informercial that was aired a billion times during today's college football games. "There's a Hole In the World Tonight" or some shit like that. Blaahhhh

Fuck the Eagles (The band, not Phila)

ok, gross. the grossest song ever that makes me go hmm... goes like this,
"she moved me like a memphis soal song"

ok, gross. the grossest song ever that makes me go hmm... goes like this,
"she moved me like a memphis soul song"

"Drift Away", originally done by a fella named Dobie Gray, is the Unkle Kracker song.

the eagles have always been a bunch of meaningless trash to me. its just a bunch of coke-induced california faux-country rock. i have hated that band for a very long time.

they should eat don henley's old afro and die. joe walsh was much better in the james gang.

Agreed.

Not the Eagles, man. I hate the fucking Eagles.

"Hotel California" is pretty undeniable, though. When that one comes on the radio, it gets turned UP.

"It's just that I've had a really rough day, man, and I hate the fucking Eagles."

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAB!"

Classic.

Will