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TOPIC: this board is turning into a jamband board
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 12:51 PM
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Phish, Widespread Panic, moe., String Cheese, Govt. Mule, Dead, Allmans - lets talk about it and work out our problem emo kids
jah rastafari
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 12:52 PM
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how about we don't and work out the problem hippy kids instead.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 1:24 PM
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hippy kids vs. emo kids in tonights deathmatch

1. who has better drugs
hippy kids with nugs beat out emo kids with the dirty brown

2. who has better music
hippy kids with all their bands beat out emo kids with bands no one has ever heard of

3. which one is more loyal
hippy kids will travel across the US to hear their favorite band emo kids would have to travel across the ocean to see their favorite band but they wait and every few years they may see their favorite band

4 overall winner
hippy kids in a landslide (they are much nicer too)

(Edited by elliott at 2:56 pm on Feb. 18, 2002)
jah rastafari
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 4:31 PM
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hippies have no place on this message board. i wish you would go away elliott. you're the only person in the history of this message board that's got on my nerves. if brianeno 2 were still posting he would put your sad ass where it belongs.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 4:40 PM
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where does my ass belong exliontamer? I will find out who you are and at the next features show I will knock you out with one of my phat dreads - hippies rule
jah rastafari
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 4:46 PM
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i will look for your dreads at the next show. i will then burn your stupid hippie dreads off of your stupid hippie head.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 4:48 PM
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your bad vibes don't need to be on this board I am speaking for all the features board member in saying 'we just want peace'
jah rastafari
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 4:58 PM
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i only have 'bad vibes' against you. stop talking about jam bands, grass, dreads, not bathing, incense, and all of your other smelly hippy interests. then we'll be square.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 5:01 PM
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I have not said anything about incense you are putting words in my mouth and I told you I do shower - I am shower clean
jah rastafari
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 5:05 PM
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no, you're 'hippy clean'. that means you reek.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 5:06 PM
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have you ever smelled me? answer no! so don't talk about the way I smell - I think emo kids stink in more ways than one
jah rastafari