are retarded

why the hell do you need a belt on your bikini bottom?

to hold their gut in?

i still dont have a swimsuit for this summer. i don't know how much longer i can lay out in a strapless bra and old swim bottoms.

Man, I'm right there with you, Rachel.

Word. I found though that if you take off the garters I don't get the racing stripe tan lines... I'm sharing to much now aren't I?

(Edited by Peace Frog at 3:01 pm on Jun. 1, 2004)

you mean you don't lay out in your hot shorts? you should.

I would, but they're Neuboy's. Seriously (well, at least the second half of that is serious).

Given that I'm always abreast of the future fashion trends or as Calvin and Tommy once told me "your fashion genuis is a constant muse" and "you all that and a bag a' chee-tos." I'll gladly tell you all that the next swimwear trend for the post-midsummer pre-summer's end season is. . . sans-a-bikini-belted-belts with interchangeable colored buckles. virtually eliminates tan-lines. And for guys; pants and a pit-stained tee.

oh come on, the belt is kind of cool. or, was, when mariah carey wore one in her "honey" video. i loved that video back in 6th grade, or so.

also, i would like to hereby apologize to everyone for starting the cheerleading skirt trend, especially dads with daughters. it was definitely not my intention to give green hills girls a chance to flash their labia all over the place; but i can never predict which of my fashion ideas will catch on, especially with the tweens.

I saw a girl at a coffee shop the other night who had accidentally tucked the back of one of these skirts into her thong underwear. So her ass was just there for the world to see and she was totally oblivious. My friend and I were debating whether to say something and draw further attention to it, but luckly the girl sat down and the look on her face as she felt her bare ass touch the seat cushion was awful.

sorry to burst your bubble, but when I was in Rome 2 years ago those skirts were everywhere... as were the extreme pointy shoes that are popping up everywhere...

sorry to burst YOUR bubble but how do you know that i wasnt wearing them before that?

and pointy shoes have been in fashion since the beginning of shoe fashion.

I'm sorry to question you... please forgive me, I forgot Nashville was the center of the fashion world and not Milan... and I was aware of pointy shoes thru the ages, but at the time in the States the big clunky shoes were in style... just being observant... it's what I do.

(Edited by Peace Frog at 10:48 pm on Jun. 1, 2004)

not nashville, me.

of course, again my apologies...

I'd like to apologize to the world for my invention...

The internet message board, music videos, and commercials... I'll be handing out checks for time lost at the expenses of these atrocities at the next Privates show.

wow big deal. try starting a fashion trend and get back to me.

I think we've already discussed this... there were Italians wearing those skirts 2 years ago... and if I remember right, my HS girlfriend had about 90 of them... of course that was 1986, but I'm sure you started the trend of wearing Pampers then... And if you want to play "Who's More Stubborn" you're going down lady, down to Chinatown.

(Edited by Peace Frog at 11:55 pm on Jun. 1, 2004)

I started the trend of accepted and vocal appreciation for Justin Timberlake. And I invented peppermint oil.

(Edited by etcetera at 11:00 pm on Jun. 1, 2004)

You were one of the first respectable people I knew to sing JT's praises. It's true. But I think Brynne was the very first, right? I mean, she was into N*Sync.

I started the trend of referring to Kid A as "the emperor's new clothes."

ohh my god i am going to my parents house tomorrow and scanning a picture of me when i was 3 wearing a pink cheerleading skirt. and, no! i am not chinese!

alright, are we talking ACTUAL cheerleading skirts, just pleated skirts, or these horrible ruffled skirts that i saw no less than fifteen of at the movie theatre tonite?

i think this argument is below both of your standards.

(Edited by rachel at 1:34 am on Jun. 2, 2004)

You must be new to this message board. Welcome.

You must've been on "That's Incredible!" then with Fran Tarkenton, because a three year old that can design and sew her own clothes IS incredible.

Just admit your Al Gore-like statement was preposterous and we'll all move on.

And since this has thread has sunk to all new lows of nitpicking: Even if my statement about Chinatown was a euphemism, you'd still be an American citizen.

That's a big assumption...

al gore-like? ouch!
i dont even see why youre so upset about what i said in the first place. since when are you the overstatement-sarcasm flag bearer? how about YOU chill the fuck out and we will all move on. do you want to be on my side or what?

lamest arguement on the board yet?

I was with ya until the "YOU chill the fuck out"...

I never said I was the "overstatement-sarcasm flag bearer", I was probably a bit grouchy (yes, that is a mea culpa)... but I think an intelligent person like you can see that I am a pretty dry/sarcastic person.

I didn't know we were choosing sides around here, but I really didn't mean for this to turn into a ridiculously petty melee. I am extending my hand with an olive branch, a pair of pointy shoes and cheerleader skirt. If you'd be so kind as to retract your "YOU chill the fuck out" all things will be kosher, and we get on to more important things like beating Digsy down.

Are we like Fonzie?

#1 with a bullet baby!!!

Hey, how did I get into this?

Sit on it!

Give up now. She's not worth it. Seriously.

I haven't seen pandemonium like this over bad fashion since avril lavigne showed up.

Hey now, I've never worn a cheerleader skirt, but pointy shoes are absolute tops.

I find that very hard to believe

Ok, I've never worn a cheerleader skirt (for someone who's not paying).

That reminds me, I have that $20 I owe you.

I'll pick it up along with the skirt. I told you it wouldn't fit.

You can't blame a girl... ahem... guy for trying...

retracted, and im sorry. (see how easy that is, carl?)
it started as a joke? sarcasm. hyperbole. i get annoyed when people take hyperboles seriously.

And balance is restored to the FMB... Now where the hell is Digsy?

Yeah, you're a real class act.

I thought you were no longer addressing me.

i am a good friend. try arguing that.

and ill address you as long as you continue to try to insult me.

Another high school moment brought to you by Carligula and Stopforme.

so much for summer break.

Oh.... I know The Answer.

Eh, I'm too busy working and wading through the endless amounts of pop ups and lock ups that my computer has started to fancy. But that doesn't mean I can't be beat down. I'll read it eventually.

sweet...

this may be the most defining quote of this entire feud

(Edited by richarddawson at 12:55 am on Jun. 3, 2004)

the truth comes out, finally. she admits her faux-asian descent.

i have started a new fashion trend. hopefully this one wont be copped by the murfreesboro cool.

I can think of about ten cool people in murfreesboro. tops. so, I wouldn't worry about it.

ten? i only came up with 4.