I had some internet downtime the last couple weeks because I was moving. I'm finally back on line and you all have gone crazy with the posts, I have spent the last 30 minutes on the site and haven't even caught up on half of the new stuff. It's like trying to watch a soap opera, I have no idea what's going on but the three other channels (or threads, in this case) are showing the exact same programming. In an effort to get back into the loopI have hired three helper monkey's, two to read and summarize the posts and one to fetch me beer.

I think that I am one of the ones who has especially gone psycho on here. With each day, it becomes more and more of an addiction. damon, I believe, suggested a 12 step program. I may have to look into it, although I don't mind being addicted at all.

i've been viewing and still don't know what the hell is going on

welcome back my friend

can i rent (or rent to own) one of them monkeys? i could make him wear a tuxedo and teach him to smoke cigarettes, mix drinks, and roll joints.

They are already trained(?) to drink, smoke, and prepare drinkables and smokeables. speaking of smokeables, a good friend of ours celebrated his freedom tonight, cheers to Bob. LW, your brother was there also, with his ponytail?!? That's all you boys need, more hair.




(Edited by deevol at 5:18 am on June 15, 2002)

a ponytail on dawson??? hey lw, when is he sending us some of that fine wacky tabacky?

it is pretty damn anoying to be away for awhile and then be overwhelmed. it happens to me alot. the truth is, we are all sick individuals.

Mindy, everything you need is right there in east Tennessee. Wackier than anything in Nashville.

yeah, but it is free from him.

Time for a new signature TheLawnWrangler.

you can just call him lawnwrangler or lw, you piece of crap.

Time for a new signature LW. You can call me You Piece, or YPoC.

'On this ship you are to refer to me as 'idiot' not 'you captain.' I mean... you know what I mean.'

Ahh, becoming an Advanced Member with a Spaceballs reference. I couldn't have imagined it any better.

i'll call you ypoc.

bahahahahaha. its always funny to read the posts backwards. (you know what i mean...) i was like ypoc? what the...then i read the previous page. too funny. hey, do we need to take it outside ypoc? dont pick on lw. i dont think you know what you are up against. is it just me or are newbies getting smart in the mouth these days?(sorry to pick on you because we have all been there)

I will, too.
But, why do you think it is time for lw to change his signature, eh?

Just tired of looking at it. I've been lurking here for a while. I have no problems with Mr. Baingles otherwise.

you see unlike others, i don't feel the need to change my signature. it fits perfect and makes ever so much sense. besides, jarvis cocker is my step dad.

LW- do NOT change your signature. There could never be a better one for you. It sounds cool whether you've heard the Pulp song or not.

that would make for one hell of a monkey... if i bought one, would you train it for me?

i used to want to be like jesus, but i can't really grow a beard. that pretty much foiled that idea...