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TOPIC: Toothbrushes
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 3:46 PM
Post 1 of 37
Hard or soft bristles? Do you like the ones that vibrate? Do you prefer the rubbery-grip handles or the hard plastic handles? Favorite colors or designs? Any brushing techniques you wish to share?
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 3:53 PM
Post 2 of 37
while i dont know from experience, ive heard the ones that tickle the gums WHILE brushing are enough to push any oral hygenist over the edge.
I wanna offended no persons!
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 4:14 PM
Post 3 of 37
i have several toothbrushes... a traveling one, one for my bathroom, a couple to keep at people's houses just in case.

my traveling toothbrush is a particularly lovely oral b cross action vitalizer in purple.. i get compliments on it everywhere i go.

my home toothbrush is a fancier version of the vitalizer, it's silver with red accents. it's my nc-state-pride toothbrush. go wolfpack.

as for the random toothbrushes strewn about north carolina and tennessee, those are usually oral b indicators so i know when it's time to get a new one. i'm partial to pink and carolina blue.

i'm also a fan of hard bristles. don't you just feel more clean that way?











ps... have you tried the new finger-brush things? they're very handy and taste wonderful.

(Edited by simone at 5:15 pm on Jul. 13, 2004)
i let the melody shine
let it cleanse my mind
i feel free now.
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 4:17 PM
Post 4 of 37
I just use whatever my dentist gives me every six months.
~Digsy S. Slattery

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Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 4:21 PM
Post 5 of 37
I was looking for a small child's toothbrush for backpacking a few weeks ago and discovered that they no longer exist. Now it's all this fancy pokemon/yugiyo/dinosaur/bigger than a kid's mouth crap with flashing lights, whistles and rotating heads. What the hell?

After about 20 minutes of searching, I almost bought a disposable pre-pasted toothbrush, but just opted for a brush cover for my usual one.

The thick, round comfort grips are nice. Medium bristles please. Brand wise, I go with the cheapest (every couple years when I buy a new one).
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 4:21 PM
Post 6 of 37
Miss September's Toothbrushing Technique

First: Select your toothbrush. I usually get mine from the dentist, and lately they've been giving me gold. I am currently using a Crest brush with a rubber-grip handle, small head, and angled bristles at the front to get those hard-to-reach places. Bristles are somewhere between hard and soft.

Second: Select your toothpaste. Personally, I chage both brand and kind of toothpaste everytime I buy a new tube. I have used whitening, baking soda, mint, cinnamon, basic toothpaste flavor, and pretty much every brand.

Third: Toothpaste on the brush. This is the easiest part. Put a small amount of toothpaste on the head of the brush. I angle the tube and put a thin layer of paste over the entire lenght of the head. I then wet the head with cold water and insert in my mouth.

Fourth: First I work the back teeth, upper and lower, and then move my way to the front. Don't forget to brush the back of the teeth! I use both a side-to-side and up-and-down motion, depending on mood. Brush approx. 2-3 minutes.

Fifth: Rinsing. This is where I find my technique truly differs from many. Spit out all the remaining paste foam from your mouth, and rinse off your brush in cool water. Then, re-brush your teeth using the wet toothbrush. This gets rid of any excess paste residue, and feels really good. Now is the time to brush your tongue if you do so.

Sixth: Clean off your brush for good, and put away. The rest is up to you. Some people use mouthwash, some people floss (but most just say they do), and some people carry on with the rest of their morning/night routine.
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 4:25 PM
Post 7 of 37
"Quote from MissSeptember on Jul. 13, 2004 at 4:21 PM"
Third: Toothpaste on the brush. This is the easiest part. Put a small amount of toothpaste on the head of the brush. I angle the tube and put a thin layer of paste over the entire lenght of the head. I then wet the head with cold water and insert in my mouth.
I imagined you saying this out loud and immediately had to start thinking about baseball.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 4:27 PM
Post 8 of 37
"Quote from MissSeptember on Jul. 13, 2004 at 5:21 PM"
I angle the tube and put a thin layer of paste over the entire lenght of the head. I then wet the head with cold water and insert in my mouth.
good strategy, i'll try that.
i let the melody shine
let it cleanse my mind
i feel free now.
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 4:41 PM
Post 9 of 37
"Quote from MissSeptember on Jul. 13, 2004 at 4:21 PM"
I angle the tube and put a thin layer of paste over the entire lenght of the head. I then wet the head with cold water and insert in my mouth.
I used to do it that way, but I would often knock the toothpaste off the toothbrush with the force of the running water. So now I wet the bristles and then apply the toothpaste.

How do you think Parrish brushes his teeth?
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 4:52 PM
Post 10 of 37
"Quote from Tom Foolery on Jul. 13, 2004 at 5:41 PM"
How do you think Parrish brushes his teeth?
very sexily.
i let the melody shine
let it cleanse my mind
i feel free now.
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 4:53 PM
Post 11 of 37
"Quote from Tom Foolery on Jul. 13, 2004 at 4:41 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Jul. 13, 2004 at 4:21 PM"
I angle the tube and put a thin layer of paste over the entire lenght of the head. I then wet the head with cold water and insert in my mouth.
I used to do it that way, but I would often knock the toothpaste off the toothbrush with the force of the running water. So now I wet the bristles and then apply the toothpaste.

How do you think Parrish brushes his teeth?
Definitely wet first, then paste. I always mash the paste down really well as I apply it to the brush. After covering 3/4 of the bristles with paste, I stop squeezing and use the remaining bristles to clean the remaining paste from inside the opening of the tube. No crust!

And good call on the brushing afterwards with the clean brush, MissS!

Up until a week ago, I only brushed once a day (at night). I had so many people tell me that was disgusting, that I'm now brushing after my morning cereal, too.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 5:08 PM
Post 12 of 37
We should have some sort of gigantic message board slumber party so we can see everyone's toothbrushing technique.

I'll bring a Scooby Doo sleeping bag.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 5:14 PM
Post 13 of 37
"Quote from Tom Foolery on Jul. 13, 2004 at 5:08 PM"
We should have some sort of gigantic message board slumber party so we can see everyone's ... technique.
Do you have to turn every thread towards sex?
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 5:16 PM
Post 14 of 37
"Quote from carligula on Jul. 13, 2004 at 6:14 PM"
Do you have to turn every thread towards sex?
no dear, that's my job. and yours.
i let the melody shine
let it cleanse my mind
i feel free now.
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 6:07 PM
Post 15 of 37
"Quote from carligula on Jul. 13, 2004 at 4:14 PM"
"Quote from Tom Foolery on Jul. 13, 2004 at 5:08 PM"
We should have some sort of gigantic message board slumber party so we can see everyone's ... technique.
Do you have to turn every thread towards sex?
I almost did after the initial post, but I contained myself.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 6:17 PM
Post 16 of 37
"Quote from MissSeptember on Jul. 13, 2004 at 3:46 PM"
Hard or soft bristles? Do you like the ones that vibrate? Do you prefer the rubbery-grip handles or the hard plastic handles? Favorite colors or designs? Any brushing techniques you wish to share?
I tried to make it as sexual as possible. Toothbrushing can be a very erotic exercise.
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 9:09 PM
Post 17 of 37
A friend of mine (not me) likes to brush in the shower. He says that it's less messy and since he has a powerful showerhead, it feels nice to blast-rinse his mouth upon completion. A lot of people tell him that this is really gross. I just wondered what everyone thought, so I can tell him, my friend, if people think it's gross or not. Not that I think it would matter because I don't do it, my friend does.

(Edited by Bowl of Fire at 10:12 pm on Jul. 13, 2004)
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Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 9:58 PM
Post 18 of 37
"Quote from Bowl of Fire on Jul. 13, 2004 at 9:09 PM"
A friend of mine (not me) likes to brush in the shower. He says that it's less messy and since he has a powerful showerhead, it feels nice to blast-rinse his mouth upon completion. A lot of people tell him that this is really gross. I just wondered what everyone thought, so I can tell him, my friend, if people think it's gross or not. Not that I think it would matter because I don't do it, my friend does.
I don't really see what's so gross about that. I mean, lots of people shave in the shower. Some people even pee in the shower...but that's gross.
Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 11:54 PM
Post 19 of 37
Geez, you guys. A toothbrush is a toothbrush is a toothbrush. Is there really more than one brand? I'll use whatever kind.

But I buy several at a time, becuase when I travel, I just take an unopened toothbrush with me rather than taking my toothbrush from home (GROSS!). When the trip is over, that toothbrush goes in the trash.
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Posted  Tuesday, July 13, 2004 at 11:56 PM
Post 20 of 37
"Quote from Token on Jul. 13, 2004 at 8:58 PM"
Some people even pee in the shower...but that's gross.
"IT'S ALL PIPES!" --g.constanza
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Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 4:58 AM
Post 21 of 37
My boyfriend swallows his toothpaste which is just gross... I mean, it's all mingled with the crud that was around your gums. Ewww. If I swallow toothpaste I instantly retch.

Does anyone here brush their tongue? Oh.
Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 9:05 AM
Post 22 of 37
My last boyfriend brushed his teeth in the shower. And like Carl, only did it once a day. I find both of these things to be extremely gross.

Does anyone else actually have cravings to brush their teeth? One year in high school I took a tooth brush to school b/c it got so bad. I'm glad I'm past that. But those disposable finger thingies sound really nice.

(Edited by iwantelvis at 8:38 am on Jul. 15, 2004)
Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 9:33 AM
Post 23 of 37
I don't have a sonicare because they're too expensive, but they look cool, and my dentist told me to get one.
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 1:08 PM
Post 24 of 37
"Quote from iwantelvis on Jul. 14, 2004 at 10:05 AM"
But those disposable finger thingies sound really nice.
The commercials for those are soooooo Japanese. Rip! Zip! Brush! Ahhhhh!
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Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 1:14 PM
Post 25 of 37
"Quote from Bowl of Fire on Jul. 14, 2004 at 1:08 PM"
"Quote from iwantelvis on Jul. 14, 2004 at 10:05 AM"
But those disposable finger thingies sound really nice.
The commercials for those are soooooo Japanese. Rip! Zip! Brush! Ahhhhh!
Someone give me a link!
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 1:15 PM
Post 26 of 37
"Quote from Bowl of Fire on Jul. 14, 2004 at 1:08 PM"
"Quote from iwantelvis on Jul. 14, 2004 at 10:05 AM"
But those disposable finger thingies sound really nice.
The commercials for those are soooooo Japanese. Rip! Zip! Brush! Ahhhhh!
I find them to be very Fosse.

I tried one yesterday...they tasted pretty good, and felt even better. I don't know how effective it was as far as getting gunk off of my teeth, but my mouth tasted fresher for better makeouts with Mindy.
That's so NA.
Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 1:16 PM
Post 27 of 37
"Quote from carligula on Jul. 14, 2004 at 12:14 PM"
"Quote from Bowl of Fire on Jul. 14, 2004 at 1:08 PM"
"Quote from iwantelvis on Jul. 14, 2004 at 10:05 AM"
But those disposable finger thingies sound really nice.
The commercials for those are soooooo Japanese. Rip! Zip! Brush! Ahhhhh!
Someone give me a link!
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I wanna offended no persons!
Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 1:16 PM
Post 28 of 37
"Quote from MissSeptember on Jul. 14, 2004 at 2:15 PM"
I don't know how effective it was as far as getting gunk off of my teeth, but my mouth tasted fresher for better makeouts with Mindy.
i've been meaning to ask if i can get involved with this.

three is better than two any day, ladies. wink.gif
i let the melody shine
let it cleanse my mind
i feel free now.
Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 1:29 PM
Post 29 of 37
Real funny, SuperElk. Nerd.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 1:34 PM
Post 30 of 37
yeah, man. E=MC Sex, n'shit.
I wanna offended no persons!
Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 11:59 PM
Post 31 of 37
"Quote from MissSeptember on Jul. 14, 2004 at 1:15 PM"
"Quote from Bowl of Fire on Jul. 14, 2004 at 1:08 PM"
"Quote from iwantelvis on Jul. 14, 2004 at 10:05 AM"
But those disposable finger thingies sound really nice.
The commercials for those are soooooo Japanese. Rip! Zip! Brush! Ahhhhh!
I find them to be very Fosse.

I tried one yesterday...they tasted pretty good, and felt even better. I don't know how effective it was as far as getting gunk off of my teeth...
Those things have got to be the biggest scam ever. Little wipes to wipe off your teeth between brushes? Are you f-ing kidding me? Use a Kleenex and mix in some gum or a mint.
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Posted  Thursday, July 15, 2004 at 1:08 AM
Post 32 of 37
They have these nifty little bumps on them, though...I think it's a good thing to throw in your purse, maybe.
That's so NA.
Posted  Thursday, July 15, 2004 at 1:14 AM
Post 33 of 37
"Quote from simone on Jul. 14, 2004 at 2:16 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Jul. 14, 2004 at 2:15 PM"
I don't know how effective it was as far as getting gunk off of my teeth, but my mouth tasted fresher for better makeouts with Mindy.
i've been meaning to ask if i can get involved with this.

three is better than two any day, ladies. wink.gif
your mouth was very fresh-even after pizza. but your mouth wasn't the only thing that was fresh!

and you don't have to ask to get involved. talking isn't necessary.
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Thursday, July 15, 2004 at 1:17 AM
Post 34 of 37
"Quote from mindylieu on Jul. 15, 2004 at 2:14 AM"
"Quote from simone on Jul. 14, 2004 at 2:16 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Jul. 14, 2004 at 2:15 PM"
I don't know how effective it was as far as getting gunk off of my teeth, but my mouth tasted fresher for better makeouts with Mindy.
i've been meaning to ask if i can get involved with this.

three is better than two any day, ladies. wink.gif
your mouth was very fresh-even after pizza. but your mouth wasn't the only thing that was fresh!

and you don't have to ask to get involved. talking isn't necessary.
reowwwwwww, yes?
i let the melody shine
let it cleanse my mind
i feel free now.
Posted  Thursday, July 15, 2004 at 1:38 AM
Post 35 of 37
I don't remember my hands wandering, but I wouldn't put it past me. You should totally come to the party Saturday.
That's so NA.
Posted  Thursday, July 15, 2004 at 2:22 AM
Post 36 of 37
"Quote from Bowl of Fire on Jul. 13, 2004 at 8:09 PM"
A friend of mine (not me) likes to brush in the shower.  He says that it's less messy and since he has a powerful showerhead, it feels nice to blast-rinse his mouth upon completion.  A lot of people tell him that this is really gross.  I just wondered what everyone thought, so I can tell him, my friend, if people think it's gross or not.  Not that I think it would matter because I don't do it, my friend does.
something about a guy brushin his teeth when he's just scrubbed his chode....doesn't sit well with me... blink.gif


nothing like the word 'chode' to steer a thread away from makeout talk...

CHODE CHODE CHODE CHODE CHODE
You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. That's when you have to hope even harder, and stick your fingers in your ears and go "la la laaah!"
Posted  Thursday, July 15, 2004 at 9:47 AM
Post 37 of 37
"Quote from Chiren on Jul. 15, 2004 at 2:22 AM"
...to steer a thread away from makeout talk...
You must be new here. MissSeptember and simone will make any thread about making out. Mix in mindylieu, and it's all over.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything