¿Quiénes son usted, sir? A su español coherente nos todos seducimos su presencia y. ¿Es este todo algún enfermo, broma torcida? No juegue por favor los juegos con nosotros, para nosotros le aman Miguel, y desean saber más, más, más.
Usted debe venir a mi partido del porn. Habrá porciones de pizza y de cerveza. Diga a sus amigos.

P.S. - amor de I el avatar.

Thanks to BabelFish. I don't think this letter actually makes any sense.

(Edited by MissSeptember at 4:33 pm on Nov. 14, 2003)

mmm..........keep talkin' dirty baby.....i like tacos

My Spanish is a bit rusty, but I don't think you invited him to your Porno party, did you? I think you should. He might be willing to make the trip...

Good idea....

Tee hee hee...it sounds like you just invited him to an orgy.

Mmm... muy kinky...

I don't think I specified that it was a tape. I think, though, that an orgy with pizza would be very, very funny.

What kind of food do you serve at an orgy? I guess you should just stick to utilitarian stuff like bananas and whipped cream?

I'm sure there's an authority on orgy etiquette out there somewhere. I must seek him/her out.

Grapes, wine, bananas, and steak for those that are more cultured.

Beer, pizza, Hot dogs and tacos for those less inclined.

Sauerkraut should be added to both the cultured and crude lists. Nothing goes better with Coitus than Kraut.

Is anyone else thinking about that scene in Hot Shots?

Apparantly that authority is RichardDawson....

If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."
- Jack Handey

Funniest topic ever!

divertido estoy por su pizza y cerveza de rendimiento de la invitación que aprecio consumir. amo a avatars, la mayoría en detalle el cuadro que contiene al monstruo que la galleta de los amors que come. los features es una venda del gran talento. espero eso un día en que llego en su país que experimentaré a su música y mujeres finas de la excelencia.

Oooh, he's flirting with you, Miss S!

Bagel Bites, Tofurkey, and Beef Ravioli should be served at orgies.

The BableFish traslation of my reply is.....

amused I am in favor of his pizza and beer of yield of the invitation that esteem to consume master to avatars, the majority in detail the picture that the monster contains that the cake of amors that eats features is a bandage of the great talent I wait for that a day in that I arrive in its country that I will experience to its music and fine women of the excellence.

I like the part about the fine women of the excellence. Oh yeah.

this topic contains some of the worst spanish that i've ever read. you need to get a job washing dishes, so you can practice on a mexican or something. i say that not because all mexicans wash dishes, but because i washed dishes with a mexican lady one time, and it proved to be somewhat of a memory jogger.

Miguel is from El Salvador, silly. And I just let the computer do the translating.

Miguel also has the high speed connection that only Comcast Digital Cable can provide! Hmm, wait, so does Mr. Dick Weinersex! Wow, could this be a coincidence?

Methinks our Dick is a Ricardo!

Brian, that's not fair. You know who these two jokers (or should I just say one joker?) are and you won't tell us.

Oh well. Maybe you can go back to (returning to the extended metaphor) dangling carrots before Features fans' eyes and then a week later us getting all sorts of goodies. That'd be sweet. The other five songs from the Krampf sessions should be the first priority.

Will

¡me permiten de vez en cuando en las conexiones del Internet del cable que deba en el momento utilizar 56k. lento él esté muy! ¿Los Features soy amé en El Salvador, por qué no estoy todavía en sus corazones?

i hate drunk retarded foreigners.

I HATE YOUR BEARD

what are things i'll never hear in real life?

But he doesn't have a beard...could this be a coincidence...?

Oh, and that's just fucking hilarious

seriously

(Edited by richarddawson at 3:26 am on Nov. 17, 2003)

i agree.

i think damon is capable of writing a very funny jack handy-esque book.