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Mr. September

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Posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:39 PM

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mindnumbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose Life ...

Tom Foolery

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Posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:41 PM

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Happy Valentine's Day to you, too, Mr. September. I hope this is the best VD you've ever had!

grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything

Mr. September

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Posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 2:12 PM

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Happy Valentine's Day to you, too, Mr. September. I hope this is the best VD you've ever had!

Yeah it is! It's one of the most serious VDs I've ever had.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mindnumbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose Life ...

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Posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 6:10 PM

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yeah, VDs are pretty serious...

the last word in quiet sophistication...

sinasugarsick

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Posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 6:16 PM

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it's valentine's. how do i know, you ask?

i know this because i spent the last week writing it with icing on at least 26526941635268463513264131635 baked goods. i think i have pastry bag induced carpal tunnel.

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

Mr. September

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Posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 9:08 PM

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it's valentine's. how do i know, you ask?

I purposefully left the grammar ambiguous as to not offend any Mormans who may be celebrating Valentines' Day.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mindnumbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose Life ...

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Posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 11:40 PM

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it's valentine's. how do i know, you ask?

I purposefully left the grammar ambiguous as to not offend any Mormans who may be celebrating Valentines' Day.

Is that a polygamy referrence? Because even if you have multiple "Valentines," the day is still named after St. Valentine (singular), so it's still Valentine's Day.

I TOTALLY AGREE!

Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Mr. September

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Posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 9:14 AM

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it's valentine's. how do i know, you ask?

I purposefully left the grammar ambiguous as to not offend any Mormans who may be celebrating Valentines' Day.

Is that a polygamy referrence? Because even if you have multiple "Valentines," the day is still named after St. Valentine (singular), so it's still Valentine's Day.

Oh... I think I understand now. Thanks for clarifying!

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mindnumbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose Life ...