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TOPIC: Wal-Mart Is A Scary Place

serah

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Posted Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 3:50 AM

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They have $5 machetes and demonic pound puppies. Do not go there.

JustAnotherDrive

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Posted Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 4:02 AM

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$5 machetes? Sweet ass!

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Posted Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 8:17 AM

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It's also a scary place to be employed if you happen to need health care. The "health insurance" Walmart offers to its employees is enough to keep me far far away from that disgusting place.

Some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk.

serah

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Posted Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 1:52 PM

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$5 machetes? Sweet ass!

yeah it's awesome but also really scary too. have you seen some of the people that go to wal-mart?

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Posted Wednesday, February 23, 2005 at 2:01 PM

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yeah dude. they won't sell Maxim or Playboy, but they'll sell your ass some weapons and alcohol in a heartbeat!

i want to use the machete on the pound puppies.

remember that its all in your head.

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Posted Thursday, February 24, 2005 at 8:37 AM

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i'm glad we finally figured out how they're always slashin' prices around there!