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TOPIC: we need to talk
Posted  Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 2:47 PM
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what are you gonna be?
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 3:07 PM
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I'll go ahead and answer for everyone:


A Druid.
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Posted  Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 3:37 PM
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I'll probably be a drunken mover.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 4:15 PM
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I thought there was going to be a "Lost" cast group, but it looks like that fell through. Now I'm reverting back to my idea of battered 50s housewife, or perhaps a woodland nymph.

Or I could go as Keith.
That's so NA.
Posted  Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 4:35 PM
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group costumes never seem to work out. i still think gravy train!!! would be a good one though.

maybe i should try to go through with my idea from last year: the mattoid.

i went to several halloween parties last year the best costume by far was bob ross.
Posted  Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 5:28 PM
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I'm going as Luke Skywalker and the Peace Polliwog is going as Yoda... he'll be kicking it Empire like in the blue backpack I'll be wearing.
Posted  Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 7:00 PM
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"Quote from Peace Frog on Oct. 13, 2005 at 4:28 PM"
I'm going as Luke Skywalker and the Peace Polliwog is going as Yoda... he'll be kicking it Empire like in the blue backpack I'll be wearing.
That is quite possibly the most awesome thing I've ever heard.


I was going to be Episode III Obi-Wan but once school started and I started spending every waking moment at the TV station, I've had no time to think about it. I may alter last year's Han costume and go as "ESB" Han. I dunno.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 7:04 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Oct. 13, 2005 at 7:00 PM"
"Quote from Peace Frog on Oct. 13, 2005 at 4:28 PM"
I'm going as Luke Skywalker and the Peace Polliwog is going as Yoda... he'll be kicking it Empire like in the blue backpack I'll be wearing.
That is quite possibly the most awesome thing I've ever heard.
I think the most awesome thing I've ever heard was pure silence.
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 7:10 PM
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"Quote from deathscythe257 on Oct. 13, 2005 at 6:04 PM"
"Quote from DigsySlattery on Oct. 13, 2005 at 7:00 PM"
"Quote from Peace Frog on Oct. 13, 2005 at 4:28 PM"
I'm going as Luke Skywalker and the Peace Polliwog is going as Yoda... he'll be kicking it Empire like in the blue backpack I'll be wearing.
That is quite possibly the most awesome thing I've ever heard.
I think the most awesome thing I've ever heard was pure silence.
Read, whatever.

We're totally gonna throw down when I see you next. ph34r.gif style.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 7:32 PM
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I am going to be Hurley from Lost if there is indeed a Lost party. If not, I won't be anything.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 7:33 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Oct. 13, 2005 at 7:10 PM"
"Quote from deathscythe257 on Oct. 13, 2005 at 6:04 PM"
"Quote from DigsySlattery on Oct. 13, 2005 at 7:00 PM"
"Quote from Peace Frog on Oct. 13, 2005 at 4:28 PM"
I'm going as Luke Skywalker and the Peace Polliwog is going as Yoda... he'll be kicking it Empire like in the blue backpack I'll be wearing.
That is quite possibly the most awesome thing I've ever heard.
I think the most awesome thing I've ever heard was pure silence.
Read, whatever.

We're totally gonna throw down when I see you next. ph34r.gif style.
woah, we get to make out again?

awesome.
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Thursday, October 13, 2005 at 9:14 PM
Post 12 of 27
i wanna be the creepy but hilarious Burger King.
remember that its all in your head.
Posted  Friday, October 14, 2005 at 9:47 AM
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"Quote from lalalayousangtome on Oct. 13, 2005 at 9:14 PM"
i wanna be the creepy but hilarious Burger King.
Sweet!
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Friday, October 14, 2005 at 2:28 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Oct. 14, 2005 at 8:47 AM"
"Quote from lalalayousangtome on Oct. 13, 2005 at 9:14 PM"
i wanna be the creepy but hilarious Burger King.
Sweet!
I thought you were joking. This is awesomely strange. Smart marketing by BK I guess.
Posted  Friday, October 14, 2005 at 2:32 PM
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I've already started carving pumpkins this year.

This guy is my new pumpkin-carving hero. I borrowed his idea for using road flares to illuminate a pumpkin. It got my neighbor's attention!
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Friday, October 14, 2005 at 5:56 PM
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I was thinking of going as Morrissey, which goes along well with my pseudo-homo-erotic leanings.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Friday, October 14, 2005 at 11:44 PM
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the chickadees had their first costume contest tonight. chloe won 3rd place as arwen and olive won 1st place as a chicken.

things are looking good.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 9:33 AM
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i'll probably be Al Jolson again....or maybe Wayne Coyne......
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
Posted  Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 5:43 PM
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Mayor McCheese
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Monday, October 31, 2005 at 1:30 PM
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I'm going to a party tonight as Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. I'll be wearing a black suit, blue shirt with white collar, red tie, clear raincoat, and slicked-back hair. I'll be armed with some J&B on the rocks, headphones, business cards, and an axe.

If you haven't read the book (by Brett Easton Ellis) I highly recommend it.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, October 31, 2005 at 2:00 PM
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I'm going to be a pissed off college student who has 3 papers to submit by midnight mad.gif
Posted  Wednesday, November 2, 2005 at 11:31 AM
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"Quote from carligula on Oct. 31, 2005 at 1:30 PM"
I'm going to a party tonight as Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.  I'll be wearing a black suit, blue shirt with white collar, red tie, clear raincoat, and slicked-back hair.  I'll be armed with some J&B on the rocks, headphones, business cards, and an axe.

If you haven't read the book (by Brett Easton Ellis) I highly recommend it.
i read bits of the book a few years ago and it was either the most disturbing thing i'd ever read, or the darkest, funniest thing i'd read.... people being described by what brands they were wearing, the way bateman is so calm about describing such horrible stuff... whoa. i'd actually like to read the whole novel.

i caught a scene of the movie on tv the other night.... crazy.


oh, and for halloween, i wore a child's spiderman outfit. it.... was a little tight, but pretty funny. the people at the party got to know me much better than they'd have probably liked.

(Edited by dontstaylong at 11:34 am on Nov. 2, 2005)
Posted  Wednesday, November 2, 2005 at 7:29 PM
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I was Charlie Brown for Halloween.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Wednesday, November 2, 2005 at 7:31 PM
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one night i was a yuppy. another night i was a used tampon. i know i know. yuppies are gross.
Posted  Wednesday, November 2, 2005 at 11:39 PM
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I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Thursday, November 3, 2005 at 5:55 AM
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You have to wonder if Italian plumbers really dress like that in Japan. I think we're being lied to.
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Posted  Thursday, November 3, 2005 at 7:56 PM
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i was a freudian slip. apparently, my costume wasnt very clear.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.