i find myself getting bored and looking for entertaining websites. does anyone have any suggestions?
my contributions to the list are:

www. jumptheshark.com
www.redmeat.com
www.anomalies-unlimited.com

anyone have any fun sites to share?

www.whateverdude.com has some hilarious thoughts on Full House and many other crappy sitcoms that I find hilarious. And, of course, www.realultimatepower.net (thank you YaDaDaDa).

www.yellow5.com

Pokey the Penguin is a prophet for the modern age.

Will

My favorites include:

www.theonion.com
www.realultimatepower.net
www.blackpeopleloveus.com
www.bigempire.com/filthy

www.somethingawful.com used to be a regular stop of mine but I haven't been there as much lately. If you've never been check out the Cliff Yablonski section. Meanest damn humor you'll ever read.

i am looking at this site and laughing my ass off. this is some of the meanest humor I have ever read and I find it terribly amusing. the ninja site is funny as hell too. the improv troupe at my school often sports realultimatepower tee shirts.

(Edited by stalker on skates at 10:27 pm on Jan. 2, 2003)

TF introduced me to that site. I LOVE IT! I try to make as many references to kicking a dog in the balls and it evaporating as possible. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out the scripts section. I was laughing so hard that I started to cry when I first saw that site. It's a great, great thing.

www.fark.com

www.wasted-off-butter.com

while some of these things are very entertaining, others will cause severe nightmares.

Where's the Ninja site on somethingawful SOS? I only know of the Ninja who's one of the wrestlers in the Backyard Wrestling section. He's called the "Fuck You Ninja" and he would be able to sneak up on his opponents with his ninja-stealth abilities if it wasn't for his terrible Tourette's Syndrome.

i think she meant the ninjas on www.realultimatepower.net, which i have found hilarious ever since i followed YDDD's link. so much random hilarity. it's awesome. (a guitar wails hard in the background)

This is the first time I've ever seen Tourette's Syndrome written in print. I don't really think that has any significance, but kudos for seemingly knowing its correct spelling and all.

Will

Will,

Comes from knowing the Nirvana song Tourette's. Otherwise I would have had to look it up. Pop culture teaches us everything!

Yes it does. God bless it.

Will

I have learned everything I know about history from Muppet Babies and science from X-Men. Yay pop culture.

My little sister's friend has Tourette's. And get this, HE'S THE LEAD SINGER IN A BAND! They duct tape his fingers together so he won't flip off the audience during shows. From what I hear, though, he still cusses at the audience throughout their shows.

That's about the funniest damn thing I've ever heard, JC.

Did anyone see the episode of TV Funhouse that had the rooster with Tourette's? He kept saying stuff like Cock-a-Doodle-Tittyf*ck and Cock-a-Doodle-Cumstain! Classic. Also, Deuce Bigelow, Male Gigalo also has a great scene involving a "date" with a woman with the Tourette's (played an ex-member of the UCB).

Yep except that it's Tourette Syndrome- no possessive. Like Down syndrome, which is also frequently mis-pronounced. Yes, I realize the insignificance of my constant proofreading...My friend also has Tourette, but pretty mild. He's all goth & is ALSO the lead singer in a band and mostly just makes strange facial expressions. I'm not sure how many of those things can be attributed to the disorder.

The first time I read this, I read "Full House" instead of "TV Funhouse" for some reason. That would have been better.

That was also the episode where one of the dogs on the show swears off poop..also in the same episode, the turtle shows off it's enormous penis to the shock and amazement of the rest of the TV Funhouse gang....vulgar humor, you cant beat it...i miss that show.....fabulous

suicide girls
SMART hot chicks

double suicide
my old partner in crime, ashley disaster.

the ssion
anyone who opens for shellac and sings a song about steve albini's mother gets props from me.

buddyhead
hilarious (young) indie rock kids who talk alot of shit.

Carligula.com

I like the Urban Legends Reference Pages at www.snopes.com. It's not really funny, but it's very informative.

www.engrish.com is good for a few laughs.

Four words: The John Cusack Quiz


http://members.aol.com/couplandesque/quizz...es/johnquiz.htm

How did I not know about this?? I was Rob Gordon. I was hoping to be Lane Meyer from Better Off Dead. As I was saying just yesterday, that movie is great. Where you Rob too, Ray??

(Edited by iwantelvis at 11:13 am on Jan. 7, 2003)

www.groupxarab.com

It's funny shaith!

indeed i was...

I got David Shayne from Bullets Over Broadway... not that it matters.

Fun quiz.

Will

I, too, am Rob Gordon from High Fidelity...but I'm still nowhere near as cool.

Here are some of my favorites:

STD Quotes

The Future of SUVs

Northumberland's Most Famous Midget Clown

Enjoy

stalker on skates-
sorry random but do you really love seal? lol i forgot all about him then i heard kiss from a rose and now im obsessed. yeah sorry im a dork..

www.ouchytheclown.com

Adult clown services including:

-Pro-Dom
-Clown Disc Jockey

and don't forget...

-Meeting Facilitator

Homestar Runner

totally funny.

check it out.

also...

McSweeney's Internet Tendency

the best new writing. check the archives. buy the books.


josh

I found this website today while "working" in the library. It has lots of great videos of 80's bands permorming on Top of the Pops. I especially liked the REM one.

Here's a fun one--

Can you tell the difference between a computer programmer and a serial killer??

Find out here!

I got a 7/10. I think that's respectable.

Freak: http://www.ihercules.com/

http://www.geocities.com/lewis2054/VoltronJesus.htm

Sweet! I got 9 out of 10! Mauchley was the easiest because I have that same picture of him on my coffee table.

I should make it my new professional goal to be listed on that site... BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!

I was really hoping there would be more to that site than just a picture of Voltron Jesus.

me too....wow, Voltron Jesus...what a great Idea.

Can you believe I knew of a Christian band that actually wrote a serious song called, "If Jesus Were an Autobot"?

scary...

8 out of 10. I must be slipping.

I'm too lazy to look back, but has anyone mentioned www.happytreefriends.com?

Am I Annoying.com

this is very fun, and educational!

found it looking for chicken of the sea.......

You should check your local grocery store..

Just make sure you get the dolphin-safe kind.. I hear Bumblebee has a good product.

yeah yeah.. I know.. I should read the whole message board before I get excited and post.

And I was so proud, too.

This is a dead topic but.....
Furniture Porn

yeah, check it out

Okay, this is pretty twisted, but I think they do a good job of covering their asses. be sure to read the disclaimers first.

tardblog

I am sure some of you have seen this before...

But I find it quite hilarious...


Kids


wow...my 100th is here

original source = author

thanks to deathscythe

(Edited by Flat Chop To The Throat at 6:53 pm on Nov. 22, 2003)

www.smellypoop.com

This was an insanely good idea, and there's lots of usefull facts on here too!

the author of that is not unknown.

if you want the whole thing along with his other works, visit Maddox.

Thanks for the info deathscythe...I will correct

An interesting CNN.com article

"Mackay said such firms gave a bad name to the penis enhancement business."

I applaud Mr. Booher! I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets such spam. I was starting to think someone was trying to tell me something...

So, Keith, is this the first thing that came up when you googled "penis enlargement"? Don't lie.

(Edited by carligula at 4:27 pm on Nov. 24, 2003)

No, it was at least the 10th or 11th article I read on the subject.

And Carl, stop posting so much. You are dangerously close to surpassing JamieCarroll. The last time someone (that bastard Ray Davies) did that, the US went to war with Iraq and damn near caused WWIII. We can't risk anymore catastrophies.

(Edited by Keith at 6:00 pm on Nov. 24, 2003)

For real, at least slow down so I can catch you.

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