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Poll Choices Votes Statistics
AIDS 4 [20.00%]
BACTERIAL VAGINOSIS 1 [5.00%]
CHANCROID 2 [10.00%]
CHLAMYDIA 3 [15.00%]
GONORRHEA 1 [5.00%]
GENITAL WARTS 1 [5.00%]
HERPES 2 [10.00%]
SYPHILIS 3 [15.00%]
TRICHOMONIASIS 3 [15.00%]
VAGINITIS 0 [0.00%]
TOPIC: whats your favorite STD?
Posted  Sunday, April 4, 2004 at 8:23 PM
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im not including crabs or scabies because they would win too easily.

AIDS
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BACTERIAL VAGINOSIS
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CHANCROID
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CHLAMYDIA
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GONORRHEA
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GENITAL WARTS
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HERPES
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SYPHILIS
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TRICHOMONIASIS
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VAGINITIS
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GET TO VOTING!!!!
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Sunday, April 4, 2004 at 8:30 PM
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Dear...God...
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Sunday, April 4, 2004 at 8:37 PM
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I only caught a glimpse of a few, but god. Hey, wanna get goatsed sometime? Seems like something you may enjoy.
Posted  Sunday, April 4, 2004 at 8:55 PM
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"Quote from stopforme on Apr. 4, 2004 at 7:23 PM"
TRICHOMONIASIS
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Token and I are still trying to figure out what it is we are seeing here.



Grossest and most disturbing thread ever.

(Edited by YaDaDaDa at 7:56 pm on Apr. 4, 2004)
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Sunday, April 4, 2004 at 8:58 PM
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I would also like to take this opportunity to say a big, "Happy Birthday!" to Ben Matlock!
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Sunday, April 4, 2004 at 9:30 PM
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While something about "bacterial vaginosis" just rolls off the tongue, I don't think it's technically an STD.
Some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk.
Posted  Sunday, April 4, 2004 at 10:03 PM
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"Quote from etcetera on Apr. 4, 2004 at 9:30 PM"
While something about "bacterial vaginosis" just rolls off the tongue, I don't think it's technically an STD.
you can read about it here.
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Sunday, April 4, 2004 at 11:23 PM
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HAHAHA, this is by far the most disgusting thing ever to see the likes of this message board.
Posted  Monday, April 5, 2004 at 12:40 AM
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My voting is based on the one that looks like it would hurt the most, and the winner is Chancroid. yikes
Posted  Monday, April 5, 2004 at 8:19 AM
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I think the tampon string featured in "Genital Warts" is a nice touch. Adds character.
Posted  Monday, April 5, 2004 at 9:07 AM
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I can't believe AIDS hasn't swept it....it may not look the grossest of the pictures but damn, it's AIDS! I'd rather have the clap any day of the week over that shit.
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, April 5, 2004 at 9:52 AM
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Is it wrong that this thread arouses me?
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Monday, April 5, 2004 at 11:46 AM
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It's so hard to choose. I love them all!!

I'm really offended you didn't use my genital warts picture as an example.

(Edited by carligula at 10:49 am on Apr. 5, 2004)
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, April 5, 2004 at 2:38 PM
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I'm bored.

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There are a lot of results when you search for the word "sucks" on here.
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, April 5, 2004 at 4:15 PM
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I must say this is one very fucked up topic.
Posted  Monday, April 5, 2004 at 4:22 PM
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"Quote from poohbear's girl on Apr. 5, 2004 at 8:19 AM"
I think the tampon string featured in "Genital Warts" is a nice touch. Adds character.
that was my favorite part
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Monday, April 5, 2004 at 6:57 PM
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Mkay, can I tell you how excited I am to FINALLY be the resident expert on SOMETHING here? I'll bet a million dollars I've seen & touched more of these than anyone else here, combined. If you need clarification, just ask RD- he knows all about my profession.

I went with trich, because what else gives you that lovely frothy green discharge, "strawberry" cervix (which is, by the way, precisely what I think is in that photo), and microscopic greeblies with big fat flagella?

For the record, 40 Helens agree that BV is NOT an STD (don't care what the website calls it), although it is found more often in a sexually active population. It usually happens from a screw-up in your natural vaginal flora, from something beyond your control, or from something not smart like douching or using antibacterial soap.
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Monday, April 5, 2004 at 7:03 PM
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"Quote from Lauren on Apr. 5, 2004 at 6:57 PM"
I'll bet a million dollars I've seen & touched more of these than anyone else here, combined. If you need clarification, just ask RD- he knows all about my profession.
biggrin.gif That's my sis!

Thanks for the clarification on the "strawberry cervix". Now I can sleep tonight.

By the way, for anyone looking for a bandname, Strawberry Cervix would be a cool one.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, April 5, 2004 at 7:17 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Apr. 5, 2004 at 6:03 PM"
By the way, for anyone looking for a bandname, Strawberry Cervix would be a cool one.
Done and done. The Beatles cover band I am starting will no longer be Gringo Starr! Now we are Strawberry Cervix Forever!
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Monday, April 5, 2004 at 7:27 PM
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"Quote from YaDaDaDa on Apr. 5, 2004 at 7:17 PM"
Now we are Strawberry Cervix Forever!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, April 5, 2004 at 8:21 PM
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"Quote from Lauren on Apr. 5, 2004 at 6:57 PM"
Mkay, can I tell you how excited I am to FINALLY be the resident expert on SOMETHING here? I'll bet a million dollars I've seen & touched more of these than anyone else here, combined. If you need clarification, just ask RD- he knows all about my profession.

I went with trich, because what else gives you that lovely frothy green discharge, "strawberry" cervix (which is, by the way, precisely what I think is in that photo), and microscopic greeblies with big fat flagella?

For the record, 40 Helens agree that BV is NOT an STD (don't care what the website calls it), although it is found more often in a sexually active population. It usually happens from a screw-up in your natural vaginal flora, from something beyond your control, or from something not smart like douching or using antibacterial soap.
word. i think we should start a "health break" forum for you, carl, and i to submit interesting health news. or, i might just do a "weekly health break with stopforme." what do you two think?
about bv: i didnt read about it, i just liked the picture.
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Tuesday, April 6, 2004 at 12:57 PM
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I was told to check this thread out I will now kick 2 peoples ass' in class tommorrow so if either of you read this BE PREPARED FOR THE PAIN lol this is beyond gross lol
Posted  Tuesday, April 6, 2004 at 2:07 PM
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I once knew a girl who has genital warts. She tried to blame it on my friend who she was dating, but turns out he didn't have it! What a dumb bitch! Ewwww! I'm glad she never came at me warts first.
eat it.
Posted  Tuesday, April 6, 2004 at 8:52 PM
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"Quote from Genius Girl on Apr. 6, 2004 at 11:57 AM"
I was told to check this thread out I will now kick 2 peoples ass' in class tommorrow so if either of you read this BE PREPARED FOR THE PAIN lol this is beyond gross lol
Um...uh oh...
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, April 6, 2004 at 10:17 PM
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"Quote from Genius Girl on Apr. 6, 2004 at 11:57 AM"
I was told to check this thread out I will now kick 2 peoples ass' in class tommorrow so if either of you read this BE PREPARED FOR THE PAIN lol this is beyond gross lol
unsure.gif
Posted  Wednesday, April 7, 2004 at 3:43 PM
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HAHAHAHA my ass didn't even go to class today lol BUT THE ASS WHOOPING is being postponed until Monday you 2! laugh.gif
Posted  Wednesday, April 7, 2004 at 3:54 PM
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"Quote from stopforme on Apr. 5, 2004 at 8:21 PM"
word. i think we should start a "health break" forum for you, carl, and i to submit interesting health news. or, i might just do a "weekly health break with stopforme." what do you two think?
I'm down. Although it seems we'd be limited to themes of brains & sex. But who really cares about the other body parts?
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Wednesday, April 7, 2004 at 7:27 PM
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"Quote from Lauren on Apr. 7, 2004 at 2:54 PM"
I'm down. Although it seems we'd be limited to themes of brains & sex. But who really cares about the other body parts?
I've always been a leg, waist, and face man, myself. I guess I can cover the slack.
Posted  Wednesday, April 7, 2004 at 9:48 PM
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"Quote from Lauren on Apr. 7, 2004 at 3:54 PM"
"Quote from stopforme on Apr. 5, 2004 at 8:21 PM"
word.  i think we should start a "health break" forum for you, carl, and i to submit interesting health news.   or, i might just do a "weekly health break with stopforme."  what do you two think?
I'm down. Although it seems we'd be limited to themes of brains & sex. But who really cares about the other body parts?
well, my experience in school right now isnt that focused on anything but major health problems to avoid, though i hope my future specialty is women-problems [im sure carl can relate]. anyway, i have a lot to say about diabetes, hypertension, cad, osteoporosis, etc.
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Thursday, April 8, 2004 at 8:11 PM
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"Quote from stopforme on Apr. 7, 2004 at 9:48 PM"
well, my experience in school right now isnt that focused on anything but major health problems to avoid, though i hope my future specialty is women-problems
That is awesome! PM me if you want to talk about women's health (for real- not a come on). Diabetes bores the shit out of me- I'm glad that some people out there care to learn about it. Apologies to any diabetics in the house.
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Friday, April 9, 2004 at 12:28 PM
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"Quote from Lauren on Apr. 8, 2004 at 8:11 PM"
Diabetes bores the shit out of me- I'm glad that some people out there care to learn about it. Apologies to any diabetics in the house.
I can't agree more. Until about a month ago, all three of my roomates did diabetes research (on cells, mice, and dogs). Because of my home department, I have to go to seminars on that glusose-insulin crap all the time. Plus, my mommy's a nurse who works with a lot of diabetic patients.

Now, brains on the other hand...
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Friday, April 9, 2004 at 12:43 PM
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im not saying that the disease process of diabetes is that interesting, but the effects are so devastating to every person that i see in the hospital. i am afraid that people dont understand the long-term problems that they will face if they develop dm outside of the common misconception that all you have to do is give yourself shots everyday [and isnt that just so inconvenient!?!?].

ps: no one seems to like vaginitis. interesting.

(Edited by stopforme at 12:44 pm on Apr. 9, 2004)
oh the drudgery of being wet