She hasn't posted for hours. We all know that she is addicted to this thing in the same way that many people are hooked on smack... so where is she??

here are some rumours that I have heard floating around...

1) She defected to Cuba
2) She joined the circus is hopes of becoming a star
3) She has gone to watch Rollum mow his lawn, and maybe snag a few clippings...
4) She is watching the World Cup with Rivers Cuomo

she is watching the world cup with rivers. i know, because i am with her. which coincidentally means i am also with rivers. we are best friends. you are jealous.

oh yeah, and she was trying to come in between me and rivers so i locked her in a closet. that's where she is.

hmmm... could be, but i'll need confirmation. this isn't your everyday rumour like lil bow wow getting raped was...

despite the fact that i have heard from her in the last few minutes, i still believe that there is something fishy going on...

i fear she has been kidnapped by nihilists...

On a similar note, is Deevol dead?

most likely...

i fear this may be bigger than i first suspected...

speaking of dead......john gotti and dee dee ramon have bitten the big one!

they gotti died of neck cancer but i think its a nice way of saying he got wacked.....

i have reason to believe that all of these deaths and disappearances are related...

i still think that nihilists are to blame...

Deevol is computerless for the time being. He will be back.

or so we hope...

someone please stop the insanity!

StephanieW read the lyrics to 'Serious' in the Lyrics forum and thought, 'If Matt Pelham can sail around the world in a canoe at age seven, surely I can do it at my advanced age.' She should be back sometime in September, 2005.

Do not fear, my fellow board members. My internet is down at my apartment, so I have come to my mom's house to use the internet.
I must admit that some weird things occurred yesterday though. Damon, you are on the right track. I am far too traumatized to speak of such things at the moment. I will let you all know that Tom Foolery was involved...That's all I can say for now.

I deny any allegations that I'm in cahoots with the nihilists.

Of course you do! You are SO in with them. I know. I was there! I was a victim!

Isn't it about time for that Stockholm Syndrome thing to kick in?

Oh, and let me just add that I like the way that damon spelled rumours rather than rumors. You are a true fan of the British, my friend.

(Edited by StephanieW at 3:02 pm on June 12, 2002)

ha! imposter! you're fooling no one! you're a nihilist!

in other british words and phrases (but aren't they all?)--if you enter the wrong password when you log in to the features board, it reads 'error whilst logging in'-- 'whilst' is very european.

I deny all allegations.

i expected as much