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Poll Choices Votes Statistics
kermit 2 [12.50%]
miss piggy 1 [6.25%]
fozzie 2 [12.50%]
gonzo 3 [18.75%]
beaker 4 [25.00%]
ralph 0 [0.00%]
rizzo the rat 0 [0.00%]
professor bunson honey dew 1 [6.25%]
animal 1 [6.25%]
the electric mayhem 2 [12.50%]
TOPIC: who is your favorite muppet?
Posted  Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 4:14 PM
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of course there are too many to name them all, but these are the first that came to mind. polls are neat. ph34r.gif
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Posted  Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 4:17 PM
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I would like to submit "Waldorf & Statler" as a write-in vote.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 4:27 PM
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Swedish Chef.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


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Posted  Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 4:43 PM
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I agree. Waldorf and Stadler must be included. But what about Camilla the Chicken?

(Edited by lucidanne at 3:44 pm on Jul. 10, 2002)
Posted  Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 6:02 PM
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i'm quite keen on dr. teeth. ray davies and i once wondered whether he a muppet version of captain beefheart, as he sounded similar. now i think he looks kind of like doctor john.
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Posted  Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 6:17 PM
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i was watching the end of "muppets take manhattan" with my mom not too long ago, and i remarked that i always hated miss piggy. to which my mom replied "yeah, miss piggy's fucked up." i thought that was very poignant.
Posted  Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 6:21 PM
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one correction... the name is rowlph... kind of like the sound a dog makes. otherwise it is a brilliant topic and poll.
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Posted  Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 6:33 PM
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The trouble with it has already shown itself...the Muppets are all so colorful that the background ones become more interesting than the Kermits and Fozzies.

Miss Piggy should be burned up in a tragic fire.
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~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 7:38 PM
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i will always remember miss piggy's handle in the great muppet caper when she was driving a stolen truck... ham hog
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Posted  Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 11:28 PM
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my favorite line in the muppet movie is when fozie turns to kermit after entering the church where the electric mayhem is practicing and says, "they don't look like presbyterians." WHOOO! that one gets me every time!
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Posted  Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 11:32 PM
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"Quote from thelawnwrangler on Jul. 10, 2002 at 10:28 PM"
my favorite line in the muppet movie is when fozie turns to kermit after entering the church where the electric mayhem is practicing and says, "they don't look like presbyterians." WHOOO! that one gets me every time!
haha, that was a funny line.

a very funny scene is the one in muppet treasure island when sam the eagle is calling role. such names as old pete, really old pete, and dead pete come to mind. i was also amused by polly the lobster.

(Edited by damon at 10:34 pm on Jul. 10, 2002)
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Posted  Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 12:19 AM
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I just have to toss in that Gonzo is the template for 1/3 of my personality. Muppet Babies changed my life.

And those are not jokes.

Although they should be.

Since they make me seem pathetic.

Heh...heh...heh....
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 12:35 AM
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"Quote"
one correction... the name is rowlph... kind of like the sound a dog makes.

it's rowlf actually. but yeah, great poll
Posted  Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 6:55 PM
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Swedish Chef must be up there. As well as Waldorf etc. Who is this Electric Mayhem?

Will
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Posted  Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 7:47 PM
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Slightly off topic, but the South African version of Sesame Street is about to add a new HIV-positive muppet. No name or color selected yet, but the character will reportedly be "an upbeat female."
Posted  Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 8:02 PM
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wasn't sure about how to spell rawlph. swedish chef = good call, and camila was on the original poll but i had too many.
the electric mayhem is the band.
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Posted  Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 10:45 PM
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i would imagine that the hiv muppet would be similar to the bunny from meet the feables...
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Posted  Friday, July 12, 2002 at 11:39 AM
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has anybody else watched the new weezer video? it's done like they were on the muppet show, which easily makes it on of the greatest videos in recent years. animal even drums for them, because ms. piggy has pat tied up in her dressing room.
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Posted  Friday, July 12, 2002 at 12:26 PM
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http://boss.streamos.com/real/interscope/w..._keepfishin.ram
I TOTALLY AGREE!


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Posted  Friday, July 12, 2002 at 12:41 PM
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"Quote from Keith on Jul. 12, 2002 at 11:26 AM"
that would be the one...
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Posted  Friday, July 12, 2002 at 3:45 PM
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we watched it last night. it is the happiest thing ive seen in a while.
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Posted  Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 12:34 AM
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weezer and the muppets together on one stage inspired me to be a better person.
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Posted  Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 1:06 AM
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"Quote from damon on Jul. 12, 2002 at 11:34 PM"
weezer and the muppets together on one stage inspired me to be a better person.
i hear you. the video is great. i taped it and then when viewing it i realized i actually taped over part of my graduation. i considered it a gain. like i said, the video is great.
Posted  Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 1:27 AM
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"Quote from HaveSomeSoma on Jul. 13, 2002 at 12:06 AM"
"Quote from damon on Jul. 12, 2002 at 11:34 PM"
weezer and the muppets together on one stage inspired me to be a better person.
i hear you. the video is great. i taped it and then when viewing it i realized i actually taped over part of my graduation. i considered it a gain. like i said, the video is great.
you are correct in thinking that it was a gain. the new weezer video is easily better than any graduation tape. if you've seen one graduation, you've seen them all. weezer and the muppets don't get together that often.

(Edited by damon at 12:28 am on Jul. 13, 2002)
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Posted  Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 10:54 AM
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"Quote from damon on Jul. 12, 2002 at 3:45 AM"
i would imagine that the hiv muppet would be similar to the bunny from meet the feables...
ew, meet the feebles scared the hell out of me. ph34r.gif
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Posted  Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 12:50 PM
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"Quote from stalker on skates on Jul. 13, 2002 at 9:54 AM"
"Quote from damon on Jul. 12, 2002 at 3:45 AM"
i would imagine that the hiv muppet would be similar to the bunny from meet the feables...
ew, meet the feebles scared the hell out of me. ph34r.gif
i thought it was hilarious- especially the scenes where the rat was making porn in the basement. brilliant.
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Posted  Monday, July 15, 2002 at 10:22 AM
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Indeed, Meet the Feables is an extremely fucked up movie. However, a very funny fucked up movie.
Posted  Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 11:09 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Jul. 15, 2002 at 9:22 AM"
Indeed, Meet the Feables is an extremely fucked up movie. However, a very funny fucked up movie.
the theme song is quite addictive...
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Posted  Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 11:57 AM
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i turned it off after the bunnies started shooting cumm all over each other. ph34r.gif
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Posted  Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 11:58 AM
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"Quote from stalker on skates on Jul. 17, 2002 at 10:57 AM"
i turned it off after the bunnies started shooting cumm all over each other. ph34r.gif
hahaha! what a great movie! no?
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Posted  Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 6:17 PM
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"Quote from damon on Jul. 17, 2002 at 4:58 PM"
"Quote from stalker on skates on Jul. 17, 2002 at 10:57 AM"
i turned it off after the bunnies started shooting cumm all over each other. ph34r.gif
hahaha! what a great movie! no?
NO! i don't understand its appeal. ok, i kind of understand its appeal, I'm just not down with it. i like john waters movies, and meet the feebles was too much for me. ph34r.gif
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Posted  Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 10:28 PM
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watch it while drunk. it dulls the senses.
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Posted  Friday, July 19, 2002 at 5:38 PM
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i was drunk. it didn't help.
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Posted  Friday, July 19, 2002 at 5:44 PM
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"Quote from stalker on skates on Jul. 19, 2002 at 4:38 PM"
i was drunk. it didn't help.
in that case. watch it sober. you'll get it better.
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