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TOPIC: Who wants to go swimming with me?
Posted  Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 2:46 AM
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Come on.. it will be fun.
Posted  Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 2:51 AM
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Swimming and people who call themselves "weenysmack" shouldn't be mixed.
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Posted  Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 2:55 AM
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"Quote from FeaturesTroll on May. 9, 2004 at 2:51 AM"
Swimming and people who call themselves "weenysmack" shouldn't be mixed.
No, she's cute, it's ok.
Posted  Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 3:07 AM
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"Quote from richarddawson on May. 9, 2004 at 1:55 AM"
"Quote from FeaturesTroll on May. 9, 2004 at 2:51 AM"
Swimming and people who call themselves "weenysmack" shouldn't be mixed.
No, she's cute, it's ok.
does that mean you want to go for a dip?
Posted  Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 3:08 AM
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"Quote from weenysmack on May. 9, 2004 at 3:07 AM"
"Quote from richarddawson on May. 9, 2004 at 1:55 AM"
"Quote from FeaturesTroll on May. 9, 2004 at 2:51 AM"
Swimming and people who call themselves "weenysmack" shouldn't be mixed.
No, she's cute, it's ok.
does that mean you want to go for a dip?
no, I'm on drugs at the moment

(Edited by richarddawson at 3:08 am on May. 9, 2004)
Posted  Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 2:02 PM
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You can use the pool at my complex.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 2:48 PM
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i havea wading pool and snorkeling equipment in my back yard, we can throw quarters to the bottom and play "whoever finds the most quarters gets good lovin"
Sometime's I'm thinking that I love you, but I know it's only lust.
Posted  Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 2:53 PM
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I'm wondering if this topic of discussion shouldn't be: "What boys, want to come over and get half undressed with me, hop in some water, and give me as much attention as you possibly can, and most importantly do what I tell you to do, so that I feel good"
Posted  Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 3:00 PM
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"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on May. 9, 2004 at 1:53 PM"
I'm wondering if this topic of discussion shouldn't be: "What boys, want to come over and get half undressed with me, hop in some water, and give me as much attention as you possibly can, and most importantly do what I tell you to do, so that I feel good"
The Green Lantern sense that evil is afoot. Begone foul challenger of board justice!
Posted  Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 3:02 PM
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"Quote from Green Lantern on May. 9, 2004 at 2:00 PM"
"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on May. 9, 2004 at 1:53 PM"
I'm wondering if this topic of discussion shouldn't be: "What boys, want to come over and get half undressed with me, hop in some water, and give me as much attention as you possibly can, and most importantly do what I tell you to do, so that I feel good"
The Green Lantern sense that evil is afoot. Begone foul challenger of board justice!
Ladies and gentleman, this man has problems. Namely schizophrenia
Sometime's I'm thinking that I love you, but I know it's only lust.
Posted  Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 3:05 PM
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Seems to be a popular illness around here.
Posted  Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 3:20 PM
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"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on May. 9, 2004 at 2:05 PM"
Seems to be a popular illness around here.
Yeah, no kidding. What a bunch of kooks.
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Posted  Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 4:08 PM
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"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on May. 9, 2004 at 2:53 PM"
I'm wondering if this topic of discussion shouldn't be: "What boys, want to come over and get half undressed with me, hop in some water, and give me as much attention as you possibly can, and most importantly do what I tell you to do, so that I feel good"
stop being an ass.

though, I do agree.

I just think that it's been said enough already.
Posted  Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 4:28 PM
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Agreed, I am being an ass. Apologies to all. Personal issues should stay personal. Although in the three years known weeny, I have learned that she gets a thrill out of discrediting others... And now that I'm 3000 miles away, I could care less about my adulterated (name/s) within this webpage. I sometimes like to stir some hidden truths up, just for my own kicks.
Posted  Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 4:47 PM
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"Quote from Cautioner on May. 9, 2004 at 2:48 PM"
i havea wading pool and snorkeling equipment in my back yard, we can throw quarters to the bottom and play "whoever finds the most quarters gets good lovin"
I was wondering why your younger brothers were afraid of the water.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Sunday, May 9, 2004 at 9:46 PM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on May. 9, 2004 at 1:02 PM"
You can use the pool at my complex.
I am dying to use the pool at MY apartment complex... in fact, yesterday was the only sunny day that I've ever seen it completely free of drunken frat boys.

So I went to take advantage of the occasion only to realize that the pool was closed because of an abundance of broken beer bottles. It was a disappointment to say the least.
Posted  Monday, May 10, 2004 at 9:17 AM
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"Quote from weenysmack on May. 9, 2004 at 9:46 PM"
in fact, yesterday was the only sunny day that I've ever seen it completely free of drunken frat boys.
Wait... so you're saying that you're not into that?

My pool has more sorority chicks and very few guys... frat or otherwise. My pool rules!

(Edited by Tom Foolery at 9:18 am on May. 10, 2004)
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Monday, May 10, 2004 at 12:34 PM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on May. 10, 2004 at 9:17 AM"
My pool has more sorority chicks and very few guys... frat or otherwise.
when can keith, joey, and I come over?
Posted  Monday, May 10, 2004 at 9:35 PM
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"Quote from richarddawson on May. 10, 2004 at 1:34 PM"
"Quote from Tom Foolery on May. 10, 2004 at 9:17 AM"
My pool has more sorority chicks and very few guys... frat or otherwise.
when can keith, joey, and I come over?
If there is going to be a pool party at TF's, it has to be when I can come too. And, no. I won't ruin your game; I would just like to see the magic at work.
Posted  Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 4:00 PM
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"Quote from StephanieW on May. 10, 2004 at 9:35 PM"
"Quote from richarddawson on May. 10, 2004 at 1:34 PM"
"Quote from Tom Foolery on May. 10, 2004 at 9:17 AM"
My pool has more sorority chicks and very few guys... frat or otherwise.
when can keith, joey, and I come over?
If there is going to be a pool party at TF's, it has to be when I can come too. And, no. I won't ruin your game; I would just like to see the magic at work.
no, you can't come
Posted  Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 5:28 PM
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Maybe we should have a "Message Board Pool Party" at my pool. That would be fun! Of course, like all MB social events, no one would come... unless I promised to provide the booze!
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Wednesday, May 12, 2004 at 10:52 PM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on May. 12, 2004 at 5:28 PM"
Maybe we should have a "Message Board Pool Party" at my pool. That would be fun! Of course, I promise to provide the booze!
Great! I'm there!
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 12:39 AM
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"Quote from richarddawson on May. 12, 2004 at 5:00 PM"
"Quote from StephanieW on May. 10, 2004 at 9:35 PM"
"Quote from richarddawson on May. 10, 2004 at 1:34 PM"
"Quote from Tom Foolery on May. 10, 2004 at 9:17 AM"
My pool has more sorority chicks and very few guys... frat or otherwise.
when can keith, joey, and I come over?
If there is going to be a pool party at TF's, it has to be when I can come too. And, no. I won't ruin your game; I would just like to see the magic at work.
no, you can't come
Bitch. Now you're definitely going to see me there.
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 4:52 PM
Post 24 of 24
"Quote from Tom Foolery on May. 12, 2004 at 5:28 PM"
Maybe we should have a "Message Board Pool Party" at my pool. That would be fun! Of course, like all MB social events, no one would come... unless I promised to provide the booze!
bozzing it up and swimming, sounds good to me
Sometime's I'm thinking that I love you, but I know it's only lust.