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TOPIC: why did elliott get banned?
Posted  Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 10:53 AM
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I liked him he was creating some fun around here
Posted  Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 11:13 AM
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who votes to get elliott back - I do
Posted  Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 12:44 PM
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smith has created a new topic with a one-line message. He then replied to his own message. Both messages made have poor punctuation and no capitalization. Something seems fishy to me...
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 1:49 PM
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i dont care for grammar on message boards
Posted  Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 2:06 PM
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Attention, attention! Someone's making an attempt to be clever! Elliott -> Smith

Smith, do you also like jambands, NASCAR, hunting, and assorted sad bastard music?
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 3:30 PM
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i wouldn't call blur 'sad bastard' music. i'll welcome smith's presence if there's no more rastafarian ramblings.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 3:55 PM
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I wouldn't call Blur sad bastard music, either. I was referring to Belle & Sebastian and Elliot Smith. But I very much like both of those artists, too, it was just a movie reference. I spend too much time watching movies.

I would love to have Smith here, too, if he will behave himself.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 6:48 PM
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I did not come in here to behave myself - the whole point was to raise some hell and since I am on probation the only way I can raise hell with out the chance of going to jail is to raise hell on message boards (this is not the only one I have been banned from) but since I know most of you and I can tell you don't care for my hell raising this will be my last post and I will find some other message board to fuck with

good day(,) (that punctuation is just for you tom foolery)

-elliott -smith
Posted  Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 7:19 PM
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i guess you were right jamiec.

rdm- you had us all fooled. i suppose we take this thing WAY too seriously. kudos for making us realize such things. we love you. stay out of trouble, boy. oh yes, and start posting again under a new name. i, for one, would love to see you join our little community. we could use someone like you, you damn dirty hippy. we'll go raise some hell when i'm back in town.

how about the name bachomp? i like it.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 8:40 PM
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Elliott Smith-

I agree with LW, we certainly take ourselves too seriously here.  Thank you for making ME realize that.  I don't have any problem with someone 'raising hell' on this board, being funny, assuming pseudonyms, talking about NASCAR or hunting or rock collecting or Phyllis or Phish or anything under the sun.  I think it's cool.  But I know you can do that without:

a) posting 120 times in 2 days
cool.gif being a dick to people that post here

I would love it if you'd post here, man.  You're as big a Features fan as anyone on this board, I will vouch for that (you have the world's largest Features poster).  It would be great if you posted here.  We can even talk about jambands sometimes if you really want to.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 2:30 AM
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sad bastard music? The Cure...now that sad bastard music......has the elliot mystery been solved? we should give him a reawrd for getting that many posts in just the space of 2-3 days! thats fucking hard work! elelemnt of surprise!
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!