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TOPIC: Worst Songs to Have Sex To
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 5:36 PM
Post 1 of 16
A friend of mine sent around an email where you added songs you'd hate to get it on too. I'll start with a few...

Theme Song to "Peewee's Playhouse"
The Macarena
The Bird (Is the Word)
Daychee - "This is the tricycle race song in the movie Revenge of the Nerds" (You're gonna have to reach deep for this one)

-holey
Be still Cody! Be still!!!
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 5:42 PM
Post 2 of 16
"Quote from holeypeacoat on Nov. 17, 2003 at 6:36 PM"
A friend of mine sent around an email where you added songs you'd hate to get it on too. I'll start with a few...

Theme Song to "Peewee's Playhouse"
The Macarena
The Bird (Is the Word)
Daychee - "This is the tricycle race song in the movie Revenge of the Nerds" (You're gonna have to reach deep for this one)

-holey
"Sparkle" by Phish
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 5:49 PM
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I don't have a particular example, but once really bad pop-punk started played when the clock radio went off. Not cool.
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 5:50 PM
Post 4 of 16
The Virgin Suicides soundtrack starts off great for a little love makin', but gets very depressing right at the worst time.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 5:51 PM
Post 5 of 16
Informer, Snow
Oops, I Did It Again, Britney Spears
The Chanukah Song/Ode to My Car, Adam Sandler
She Don't Use Jelly, Flaming Lips
Ice, Ice, Baby, Vanilla Ice
Get Ready for This, 2 Unlimited
Walk Like and Egyptian, The Bangles

(Edited by poohbear's girl at 5:51 pm on Nov. 17, 2003)
Posted  Monday, November 17, 2003 at 6:49 PM
Post 6 of 16
"Quote from Keith on Nov. 17, 2003 at 6:50 PM"
The Virgin Suicides soundtrack starts off great for a little love makin', but gets very depressing right at the worst time.
Yeah, that swell of strings at 00:48 is really bad
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 10:16 AM
Post 7 of 16
"Quote from Lauren on Nov. 17, 2003 at 6:49 PM"
"Quote from Keith on Nov. 17, 2003 at 6:50 PM"
The Virgin Suicides soundtrack starts off great for a little love makin', but gets very depressing right at the worst time.
Yeah, that swell of strings at 00:48 is really bad
Oh, SNAP!
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 6:22 PM
Post 8 of 16
2 legit to quit - MC Hammer
Lovin' You - Minnie Riperton
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
The theme song to DIRTY DANCING lol
lucky - britney spears
I want it that way - back street boys
WHomp there it is - Tag Team
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 7:18 PM
Post 9 of 16
anything by tenacious d
or the sesame street theme song or any sesame street/muppet song

hahaa
...love fights
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 9:22 PM
Post 10 of 16
"Quote from Genius Girl on Nov. 18, 2003 at 7:22 PM"
Lovin' You - Minnie Riperton
hahahaha!

dootendootendoodoo (shrill shrieking sound that my brother imitates by whistling)
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:52 PM
Post 11 of 16
Anything by this board's namesake
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Tuesday, November 18, 2003 at 11:56 PM
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"Quote from thelawnwrangler on Nov. 18, 2003 at 11:52 PM"
Anything by this board's namesake
I heard you whistling Darkroom when you and Parrish were going at it last fall.... don't be a hata
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 4:00 AM
Post 13 of 16
do you by chance still have the video you took of that night?
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:02 AM
Post 14 of 16
Yeah, I'm packaging it with my own Paris Hilton tape. It's called "Skeeze and Keys: The Paris and Parrish Sextravaganza"
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:04 AM
Post 15 of 16
I better see royalties dammit!
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 10:06 AM
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"Quote from Peace Frog on Nov. 19, 2003 at 10:02 AM"
Yeah, I'm packaging it with my own Paris Hilton tape. It's called "Skeeze and Keys: The Paris and Parrish Sextravaganza"
Dag, yo.....maybe you should throw the party.
That's so NA.