Would you smell my finger for five bucks... - The Features Message Board Archive

Poll Choices	Votes	Statistics
Of Course	17	[70.83%]
No Thanks	7	[29.17%]

Flat Chop To The Throat

Tartar, Mama...The Earth

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Posted Thursday, November 6, 2003 at 7:34 PM

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Just curious....

...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...

stopforme

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Posted Thursday, November 6, 2003 at 7:38 PM

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five dollars is a LOT of money

oh the drudgery of being wet

rachel

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Posted Thursday, November 6, 2003 at 7:46 PM

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plus, no harm comes from smelling something. it doesnt linger. if i had to put your finger in my mouth on the other hand...

i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.

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Posted Thursday, November 6, 2003 at 7:56 PM

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Damn it, I didn't read the five bucks part, so I clicked no. For the record, five dollars would do the trick.

MissSeptember

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Posted Thursday, November 6, 2003 at 10:28 PM

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I voted no. Seven would probably do the trick.

That's so NA.

roadie

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Posted Friday, November 7, 2003 at 9:04 AM

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talk about a million possible jokes...I've got a dirty mind, it takes control sometimes...but i'll let keith be the first one to make a tasteless quip here.

"Is this what you want you want to do with your life, man? Suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morocco at 2 in the morning?"

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Posted Friday, November 7, 2003 at 9:09 AM

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Anthropologists say that's what separates us from the apes... They have never witnessed a teenaged male ape in the jungle sitting around with his ape buddies saying "I really did get to third... smell my finger!!!!"

That was your Peace Frog tastless joke of the day... thank you, I'll be at Chuckleheads in Cleveland this Thursday.

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Posted Friday, November 7, 2003 at 9:15 AM

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"yo ma, whats fo dinner?
go up your nose and pick a winner"

-"pickin' boogers"-Biz Markie.

Eh.

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Posted Friday, November 7, 2003 at 10:56 AM

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but i'll let keith be the first one to make a tasteless quip here.

Roadie's gay.

I TOTALLY AGREE!

Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
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roadie

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Posted Friday, November 7, 2003 at 1:01 PM

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tasteless, yes. but not quite up to your smartass potential.

"Is this what you want you want to do with your life, man? Suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morocco at 2 in the morning?"

richarddawson

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Posted Friday, November 7, 2003 at 2:15 PM

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but i'll let keith be the first one to make a tasteless quip here.

Roadie's gay.

I couldn't have done it better myself. Very well played.

stalker on skates

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Posted Saturday, November 8, 2003 at 12:40 PM

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im with rachel on this one. no harm from smelling; it'll be over soon, and five bucks!! woohoo!!

thank you for being a friend.

Flat Chop To The Throat

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Posted Saturday, November 8, 2003 at 5:04 PM

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Note to Rachel and Stalker on Skates...I just sterilized my fingos...

...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...

Tom Foolery

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Posted Sunday, November 9, 2003 at 2:19 PM

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This, of course, begs another question: What else would you do for $5?

grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything

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Posted Monday, November 10, 2003 at 3:40 AM

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This, of course, begs another question: What else would you do for $5?

I once knew of a guy in high school that fucked a barn yard animal in the ass for a pack of Marlboros. Knowing the guy and the credibility of numerous witnesses, I'm not surprised. I wouldn't have even pulled my pants down until they got to three packs.

(Edited by richarddawson at 6:13 pm on Nov. 11, 2003)

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Posted Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 11:03 AM

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I hope that wasn't my brother .... he's been known to copulate with animals of all shapes and sizes..... I'll smell your finger for 5 bucks btw.

TRICK ASS

Flat Chop To The Throat

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Posted Wednesday, November 12, 2003 at 11:39 PM

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At this point it would seem that I am going to be out $85

Chump change when you think of all the fun we will have. Form a line at the next show folks....form a line....

...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...