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TOPIC: You are NOT the father!
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 3:27 PM
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Fuckin' Maury Povich
Fox News
VH1 (I love the '80s, etc....)

Yours?
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 3:31 PM
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Passions
DeGrassi
all of the MTV reality shows
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 3:35 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Feb. 23, 2004 at 3:27 PM"
Fuckin' Maury Povich
I swear, it's not the kid from Oklahoma.
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 3:38 PM
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Average Joe 2: hawaii

The finale is tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Tune in 30 minutes earlier for a super-sized episode)
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 3:38 PM
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"Quote from deathscythe257 on Feb. 23, 2004 at 3:35 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Feb. 23, 2004 at 3:27 PM"
Fuckin' Maury Povich
I swear, it's not the kid from Oklahoma.
ha ha ha ha ha......trust me, it's a million times funnier if you actually knew the girl.
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 3:43 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Feb. 23, 2004 at 4:38 PM"
Average Joe 2: hawaii

The finale is tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (Tune in 30 minutes earlier for a super-sized episode)
I'm pleased to see that someone else is enjoying this show. I was really pulling for David, Thomas, and Tony but now I will settle for her just picking any "Average Joe".

Aside from Average Joe, my guilty pleasures include Talk of the Town and pretty much any other dating reality show.

(Edited by iwantelvis at 4:51 pm on Feb. 23, 2004)
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 3:52 PM
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Average Joe 2 ...Now that she's voted off David Daskal and Tony, I want Bawston Brian to be chosen.

Passions...although, I don't feel too guilty about it. I used to be obsessed with it when I was in high school and set my VCR every day to tape it.

And basically any other bad dating shows. They all disgust me, but I watch them anyway.

(Edited by Sexy Sadie at 3:54 pm on Feb. 23, 2004)
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 3:56 PM
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American Idol. I'm sorry.
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 4:00 PM
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The Littlest Groom... holy crap, can you sink to a lower level? Maybe they'll start dwarf tossing to see who gets the date... But yet I am glued to that sucker. It makes us guys look like total pigs... here they are setting this little person up with some nice and relatively attractive little women (is that even PC?) and then bam! here come the hotties... and he's all up in there like a rock star. Not that you can blame him... but my god... have some self respect and do the right thing.
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 4:04 PM
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Speaking of little people, we were watching this show on Friday night. I don't know the name but it involved a team of little people in a relay race against an angry camel. It was a photo finish and the camel won. Anyone know the name of this show?
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 4:05 PM
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Average Joe 2- Bawston Brian also gets my vote.
The Bachelorette
Professional Wrestling (mainly the NWA-TNA show that comes on saturday mornings, on occassion)
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 4:28 PM
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"Quote from iwantelvis on Feb. 23, 2004 at 4:04 PM"
Speaking of little people, we were watching this show on Friday night. I don't know the name but it involved a team of little people in a relay race against an angry camel. It was a photo finish and the camel won. Anyone know the name of this show?
That show is called Man vs Beast. I think there was another installment a few months back with a guy racing a horse and midgets facing off against an elephant to see who could pull a truck or something. Only on fox...
"the world would be better served if you were hit by a donut truck"
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 4:35 PM
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"Quote from funnywalk on Feb. 23, 2004 at 5:28 PM"
"Quote from iwantelvis on Feb. 23, 2004 at 4:04 PM"
Speaking of little people, we were watching this show on Friday night. I don't know the name but it involved a team of little people in a relay race against an angry camel. It was a photo finish and the camel won. Anyone know the name of this show?
That show is called Man vs Beast. I think there was another installment a few months back with a guy racing a horse and midgets facing off against an elephant to see who could pull a truck or something. Only on fox...
Thanks
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 4:49 PM
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MTV is my biggest TV guilty pleasure. The Real World, Newlyweds, Cribs, Rich Girls, the one about Urban Legends, Snoop Dogg's show, Punk'd, Room Raiders, Jackass - I've been known to watch all of that shit. Hell, I even watch TRL sometimes.

Lots of past shows on MTV have been guilty pleasures, too - Singled Out, that Karaoke show, Daria, Tom Green, and tons more that I can't remember. But the all-time biggest MTV guilty pleasure was UNDRESSED. I loved that show.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 5:52 pm on Feb. 23, 2004)
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 5:58 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Feb. 23, 2004 at 5:05 PM"
Professional Wrestling (mainly the NWA-TNA show that comes on saturday mornings, on occassion)
Wrestling was my guilty pleasure for about 14 years, but I guess I'm proud to say that I kicked the habit. I still check in occasionally, but I don't remember the last time I watch a whole show. Some of us went down to the fairgrounds last month to see TNA though, because Johnny Fairplay of Survivor Pearl Islands fame was making an appearance.

(Edited by Keith at 6:59 pm on Feb. 23, 2004)
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 6:01 PM
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I really do try to make a conscious effort to stay away from reality tv since I think it gives my favorite form of entertainment a horrible name, but there are some that I can't escape. The only bad reality show that I sometimes watch is My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance. It's interesting. I've also, as my avatar can attest, found myself watching Americal Idol since Tuesdays are now a tv wasteland (Buffy would be disappointed in me).

I have minimal guilt about my love of TLC programming. What Not To Wear, Trading Spaces/Family, Clean Sweep, While You Were out, For Better or For Worse, I love them. It's kinda comforting to know that I can turn TLC on at anytime and find something to have on in the background. In the same vein, I've been watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.

I have absolutely no guilt about my love for The Real World and Road Rules. I've never been into soap operas, so these shows fulfill that void in my life. I've loved them for almost seven years and the challenges have become recquired viewing for me (tonight is The Inferno and boy am I excited!). And yes, I even had a Fantasy Team for the Battle of the Sexes.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 6:42 PM
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Mine are Law and Order:Criminal Intent, and Tru calling
Shut up n' play yer guitar.
Frank Zappa
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 6:44 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Feb. 23, 2004 at 6:01 PM"
The only bad reality show that I sometimes watch is My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance. It's interesting.
I LOVE this show! tonight is also the finale for it as well. Hopefully fox won't pull another "Joe Millionaire" stunt and set the actual finale a week back, while the advertised "finale" turns out to be a recap.

My other guilty pleasure is Smallville.
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 6:47 PM
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"Quote from HereIamagain1 on Feb. 23, 2004 at 6:42 PM"
Mine are Law and Order:Criminal Intent, and Tru calling
Zach!

I only watched the premiere episode (which was laughable) and since it comes on against Friends, I've forgotten to watch it ever since. Eliza Dushku can do so much better and, well, so can Zach.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 7:12 PM
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i'll watch tru calling if csi is a rerun, just so i can catch 90 seconds or so of zach screentime. but, man, that show sucks.

everything that mtv airs i've been known to watch at some point or another.

and i've been known to watch a few episodes of that celebrities uncensored show on e!. i don't care what anyone says, that show is most definitely the biggest piece of trash ever to grace a tv screen. sometimes i feel bad for tuning in, but then they go and show some sweet leo dicaprio coming-out-of-the-club footage! sweet!
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 7:15 PM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on Feb. 23, 2004 at 5:49 PM"
But the all-time biggest MTV guilty pleasure was UNDRESSED. I loved that show.
especially when they showed like 6 shows back to back...my best friend and I would always get sucked in and couldn't go to sleep because one more episode would come on and then another...


Ave. Joe 2-my mom and I watch that together every week. I am so glad she got rid of Michael. I think Larissa is sooooooo hot! She is so sweet, too which totally adds to the appeal. At least she acts sweet on tv. but this is REALITY TV so it MUST be true!!! I was pulling for David (he reminds me of someone on this MB) I also thought Thomas slightly resembled Elvis Costello.

Oh and ANDREW IS THE FATHER OF CODY!
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 9:45 PM
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"Quote from joeywade on Feb. 23, 2004 at 8:44 PM"
My other guilty pleasure is Smallville.
Smallville is NOT a guilty pleasure. It's a GOOD SHOW. Way better than that Lois an Clark bullshit from the '90s. *ahem* Coming from a childhood Superman fanatic...
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 9:55 PM
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"Quote from Bowl of Fire on Feb. 23, 2004 at 9:45 PM"
"Quote from joeywade on Feb. 23, 2004 at 8:44 PM"
My other guilty pleasure is Smallville.
Smallville is NOT a guilty pleasure. It's a GOOD SHOW. Way better than that Lois an Clark bullshit from the '90s. *ahem* Coming from a childhood Superman fanatic...
I've tried to get into it. I wouldn't become to attached to it, though. The WB has a way of canceling their best shows when they are at the top of their game and doing better than a while in the ratings.

Back to Smallville, I don't know if I would consider it a guilty pleasure. From what I've seen, it seems competent enough. However, I can't get past how darn pretty Superman is. What in the world is his deal? Is he always wearing blush?
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 10:07 PM
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Ok I admit it I watch American Idol and I vote sad.gif sad.gif unsure.gif
I also watch a Baby Story lol
and sometimes I find myself staring at the CMT channel and I don't like country music
I watch just about anything on TV it's just insane.
I have also watched that my Big Fat Fiance show on Fox

But I have never watched the O.C. so I think that is were I draw the line lol
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 10:17 PM
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"Quote from mindylieu on Feb. 23, 2004 at 8:15 PM"
Ave. Joe 2-my mom and I watch that together every week. I am so glad she got rid of Michael. I think Larissa is sooooooo hot! She is so sweet, too which totally adds to the appeal. At least she acts sweet on tv. but this is REALITY TV so it MUST be true!!! I was pulling for David (he reminds me of someone on this MB) I also thought Thomas slightly resembled Elvis Costello.
My thoughts:

Larissa is a skank.

David kinda looks like SuperElk. It's basically just the hair though.

Thomas was my favorite probably because he had glasses and was so nerdy and sweet. I don't see the Elvis thing though.
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 10:32 PM
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"Quote from Genius Girl on Feb. 23, 2004 at 10:07 PM"
But I have never watched the O.C. so I think that is were I draw the line lol
I don't know why, but I watched an episode of The OC to see what the big deal was. I thought I would be finding some guilty pleasure fun but what I found was just plain crap. I mean, man...it's pretty bad...I can usually suspend disbelief for the 25-year-olds playing high schoolers, but on this show it's just ridiculous. And the fact that they name drop so much 'hip' stuff while looking like supermodels...eh. Of course I saw the episode that had to do with comic books and I, of course, turned my nose up at the stereotypes.

I'm pretty sure I have homework to do right now...

(Edited by DigsySlattery at 10:32 pm on Feb. 23, 2004)
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 10:51 PM
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Pretty much all I watch anymore is Lingo (which I dominate) and just about every NBA game that comes on TV, despite the fact that Bill Walton, Tom Tolbert, and Charles Barkley combined are about as smart as a chimp (and not one of those superchimps in the movies that can do math).
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 11:02 PM
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Spoiler for Average Joe 2: Larissa's big secret-- she's pregnant with Jim's baby!!
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 11:10 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Feb. 23, 2004 at 10:32 PM"
"Quote from Genius Girl on Feb. 23, 2004 at 10:07 PM"
But I have never watched the O.C. so I think that is were I draw the line lol
I don't know why, but I watched an episode of The OC to see what the big deal was. I thought I would be finding some guilty pleasure fun but what I found was just plain crap. I mean, man...it's pretty bad...I can usually suspend disbelief for the 25-year-olds playing high schoolers, but on this show it's just ridiculous. And the fact that they name drop so much 'hip' stuff while looking like supermodels...eh. Of course I saw the episode that had to do with comic books and I, of course, turned my nose up at the stereotypes.

I'm pretty sure I have homework to do right now...
I saw a few minutes of that show and I just sat there thinking what is the big deal huh.gif and then I saw a commercial for it the other day and I saw Peter Gallagher speaking spanish??? I was like what the crap? I don't wanna watch rich kids use ebonics in the hall ways before class and I don't wanna see Peter G. speaking spanglish at his dinner table....
Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 11:38 PM
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"Quote from HereIamagain1 on Feb. 23, 2004 at 6:42 PM"
Law and Order:Criminal Intent
WHAT?! That is most certainly NOT a guilty pleasure, man. Be proud!

(Edited by richarddawson at 9:18 pm on Feb. 24, 2004)
Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 12:04 AM
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"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Feb. 23, 2004 at 11:51 PM"
...and just about every NBA game that comes on TV, despite the fact that Bill Walton, Tom Tolbert, and Charles Barkley combined are about as smart as a chimp...
Don't knock Barkley, dude. I'm serious. He may not be the most well-spoken man on TV, but he is intelligent and his heart is in the right place. The NBA would be in alot better shape if guys like him were running things.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:58 AM
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"Quote from carligula on Feb. 24, 2004 at 12:02 AM"
Spoiler for Average Joe 2: Larissa's big secret-- she's pregnant with Jim's baby!!
Which one is Jim? Is this true? Don't joke with me about Average Joe!
Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 12:00 PM
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Jim is the one from arizona that she let go last night after seeing his blow-up doll. (which kind of looked like larissa)

I figured you wouldn't see the Elvis connection...I don't know why I do.
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 12:33 PM
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"Quote from iwantelvis on Feb. 24, 2004 at 10:58 AM"
"Quote from carligula on Feb. 24, 2004 at 12:02 AM"
Spoiler for Average Joe 2:  Larissa's big secret-- she's pregnant with Jim's baby!!
Which one is Jim? Is this true? Don't joke with me about Average Joe!
Tune in next week to find out!!
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 2:32 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Feb. 24, 2004 at 12:33 PM"
"Quote from iwantelvis on Feb. 24, 2004 at 10:58 AM"
"Quote from carligula on Feb. 24, 2004 at 12:02 AM"
Spoiler for Average Joe 2:  Larissa's big secret-- she's pregnant with Jim's baby!!
Which one is Jim? Is this true? Don't joke with me about Average Joe!
Tune in next week to find out!!
I thought it ended last night?
Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 3:11 PM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on Feb. 24, 2004 at 12:04 AM"
"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Feb. 23, 2004 at 11:51 PM"
...and just about every NBA game that comes on TV, despite the fact that Bill Walton, Tom Tolbert, and Charles Barkley combined are about as smart as a chimp...
Don't knock Barkley, dude. I'm serious. He may not be the most well-spoken man on TV, but he is intelligent and his heart is in the right place. The NBA would be in alot better shape if guys like him were running things.
...Whereas Bill Walton is a goofy bastard. And he's harsh, on top of that. It may have been Craig T. Nelson who told me about Walton calling a player "the worst ever." Something like that.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 5:01 PM
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"Quote from joeywade on Feb. 24, 2004 at 2:32 PM"
I thought it ended last night?
Me, too. Ah yes, the cruel joke reality TV plays on us. They also said "an average joe reaches an all time low". They were referring to his submarine ride.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
This topic was dormant for 7½ months...
Posted  Saturday, October 9, 2004 at 2:53 PM
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o.c. fans: the mom from the o.c. came into provence today [i work there]. i told her how much i love the show, because i really fucking love it and i cant wait for november 4th. she was awesome.
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Saturday, October 9, 2004 at 10:04 PM
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"Quote from stopforme on Oct. 9, 2004 at 1:53 PM"
o.c. fans: the mom from the o.c. came into provence today [i work there]. i told her how much i love the show, because i really fucking love it and i cant wait for november 4th. she was awesome.
the provance on 21st or church street?
I wanna offended no persons!