I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS AND GIRLS!!!

We know. We could have told you that.

Aren't you a little young to be drinking?

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue...

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Do you ever watch... gladiator movies?

Twas my first thought as well.

Will

My favorite:

Billy? (brief pause)

Have you ever been...in a turkish prison?

I'm not drunk.

and smoking pot? that sounds like a high thing to say. but then again, maybe you're never too young to do that...

I remember my first time....I was sixteen, and it was given to me by my boyfriend at the time. He liked Brian Jones, Buddha, and math. He was an interesting fella, and the only one of my ex-boyfriends I don't hate.

my first time was very white trashy. pickup truck in indiana. probably listening to sublime. gross.

Don't feel bad. One time, same boyfriend and I did it again, and decided to be as stereotypical as possible. We rented The Wall and Reefer Madness, and listened to "Stairway to Heaven." Then we ate potato chips and laughed about how stereotypical we were. Then we probably made out.

stereotypical is still the usual routine. "jamming" in a basement. listening to music in the car. eating goldfish. very unoriginal.

Unless, of course, those are live goldfish you're eating.

if only.

I might be high. I'm not sure. I'll know if I get hungry in half an hour.

I was sixteen too - at a party at Josh Markham's house when his mom was out of town. We watched...what else? Half Baked! I don't think I even got one fourth baked, though. It took several times before it really "worked" for me.

Man, I didn't know "jamming" in the basement was unoriginal. I always felt pretty cool

Yeah, no kidding. Those were good times. Getting high with my grandmother, and making preserves.

My first time I was 14 and on kind of a date with this girl I really liked. It didn't affect me at all, but apparently it made the girl really horny...so she practically had sex with another guy right in front of me. Ahhh, those were the good ole' days.

I remember "jamming" in the basement with your grandmother, too.

What's this about preserves?

Jeeez, Carl! You do grandmothers, too? Is no one safe?

not saying its uncool. just stereotypical. especially if they are playing zepplin.

maybe im just bitter since im the one that cant play anything.

ouch. i thought pot lowered the sex drive.

Thus proving marijuana affects are fun but unpredicable.

For me, adding marijuana to the mix has always made for incredible lovin'.

reallyyy. i've always stayed pretty much the same in that area. i just thought i remembered someone saying that.

It doesn't lower your sex drive.

However, it can potentially make you lethargic, which would inhibit the love making. Also, it lowers sperm counts, which is why I have no children. Well, that, and I get no action.

Eric........no, just no. That is all I have to say.

Except for when you have cotton mouth and she asks you to...ahhh...nevermind...