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TOPIC: anyone know any available musicians?
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 1:31 AM
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does anyone know any incredible available musicians? im looking for an inventive bassist and a drummer with sincere chops. the bands im into are at the drive in, XTC, the police, system of a down, self, rage against the machine, the clash, nirvana, foo fighters, deftones, big wreck, smashing pumpkins, incubus, muse, the strokes, blindside, the pixies, blood brothers, cursive, desaparecidos, the toadies, far, failure, interpol, radiohead, modest mouse, mission of burma, our lady peace, live, sound garden, refused, kenna, pavement, splender, the velvet teens, devo, spoon, glassjaw, kings X, jellyfish, kevin gilbert, they might be giants, the living end, matthew good band, outkast, now its overhead, year of the rabbit, altered state, blues traveler, eastern youth, phantom planet, the flaming lips, the presidents of the united states of america, weezer, queens of the stone age, elvis costello, a perfect circle, mars volta, and pinback

i want to make original unpredictable uncomparable music, the bands i listed above are some of the bands i listen to but i dont want to sound like them. i want to be in a band that wants to sound unlike any other band.

email me at asherizcool@aol.com if your interested or know anyone interested
thanks
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 2:39 AM
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 4:31 AM
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third time's the charm?
Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 9:20 AM
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"Quote from robotforest on Feb. 3, 2004 at 1:31 AM"
mission of burma, our lady peace, live, incubus
one of these things is not like the other.
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 9:44 AM
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"Quote from robotforest on Feb. 3, 2004 at 2:31 AM"
the bands im into are at the drive in, XTC, the police, system of a down, self, rage against the machine, the clash, nirvana, foo fighters, deftones, big wreck, smashing pumpkins, incubus, muse, the strokes, blindside, the pixies, blood brothers, cursive, desaparecidos, the toadies, far, failure, interpol, radiohead, modest mouse, mission of burma, our lady peace, live, sound garden, refused, kenna, pavement, splender, the velvet teens, devo, spoon, glassjaw, kings X, jellyfish, kevin gilbert, they might be giants, the living end, matthew good band, outkast, now its overhead, year of the rabbit, altered state, blues traveler, eastern youth, phantom planet, the flaming lips, the presidents of the united states of america, weezer, queens of the stone age, elvis costello, a perfect circle, mars volta, and pinback
this can easily be turned into a game.

like

3 of these bands do not suck

you have 1 minute to answer correctly!

GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 9:59 AM
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and as if it couldn't get any better......

i find this!
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 11:54 AM
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"Quote"
...must be a christian...

Ewwww, I wince when I see that, and I am a Christian.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 1:00 pm on Feb. 3, 2004)
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 12:01 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 3, 2004 at 9:44 AM"
"Quote from robotforest on Feb. 3, 2004 at 2:31 AM"
the bands im into are at the drive in, XTC, the police, system of a down, self, rage against the machine, the clash, nirvana, foo fighters, deftones, big wreck, smashing pumpkins, incubus, muse, the strokes, blindside, the pixies, blood brothers, cursive, desaparecidos, the toadies, far, failure, interpol, radiohead, modest mouse, mission of burma, our lady peace, live, sound garden, refused, kenna, pavement, splender, the velvet teens, devo, spoon, glassjaw, kings X, jellyfish, kevin gilbert, they might be giants, the living end, matthew good band, outkast, now its overhead, year of the rabbit, altered state, blues traveler, eastern youth, phantom planet, the flaming lips, the presidents of the united states of america, weezer, queens of the stone age, elvis costello, a perfect circle, mars volta, and pinback
this can easily be turned into a game.

like

3 of these bands do not suck

you have 1 minute to answer correctly!

GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, Interpol is my first guess.....
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 12:07 PM
Post 9 of 66
come on now! name 2 more!
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 12:16 PM
Post 10 of 66
Hm, I don't really know what else you like....I'm guessing here....


Blues Traveler and Deftones?

Or more likely,

Mission of Burma and Pavement?
Am I even close?

I know it's not The Clash.....
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 12:29 PM
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try again! now for your 3rd and final answer....
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 12:58 PM
Post 12 of 66
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 3, 2004 at 12:29 PM"
try again! now for your 3rd and final answer....
devo
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 1:03 PM
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name 3, carligula
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 1:10 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 3, 2004 at 1:03 PM"
name 3, carligula
Oh, I thought me and MS were a team...

Interpol, Devo, and Mission of Burma. You're probably too cool to like Pavement.

I know you like Tool, so maybe you like APF, too?
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 1:16 PM
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um, no

and no
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 1:53 PM
Post 16 of 66
interpol, nirvana, at the drive in
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 2:00 PM
Post 17 of 66
i'm at work.... BORED as hell

and you're retarded
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 2:28 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 3, 2004 at 9:59 AM"
and as if it couldn't get any better......

i find this!
The link to his listing on www.christianmusicianforum.com was dead. Too bad.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 4:43 PM
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"Quote from robotforest on Feb. 3, 2004 at 1:31 AM"
bands i'm in to are at the drive in, XTC, the police, system of a down, self, rage against the machine, the clash, nirvana, foo fighters, deftones, big wreck, smashing pumpkins, incubus, muse, the strokes, blindside, the pixies, blood brothers, cursive, desaparecidos, the toadies, far, failure, interpol, radiohead, modest mouse, mission of burma, our lady peace, live, sound garden, refused, kenna, pavement, splender, the velvet teens, devo, spoon, glassjaw, kings X, jellyfish, kevin gilbert, they might be giants, the living end, matthew good band, outkast, now its overhead, year of the rabbit, altered state, blues traveler, eastern youth, phantom planet, the flaming lips, the presidents of the united states of america, weezer, queens of the stone age, elvis costello, a perfect circle, mars volta, and pinback
wtf? i got about halfway through this list and took a bathroom break. exactly wtf is this band going to sound like? and fucking incubus? jesus.

(Edited by herman at 4:44 pm on Feb. 3, 2004)
Bill, it was a different time. It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent.
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 4:47 PM
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"Quote from herman on Feb. 3, 2004 at 5:43 PM"
jesus.
you have to believe that he died for your sins and wish to spread the word before you can join robotforest's band
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 6:02 PM
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I'm pretty sure The Onion wrote an article about this.

Dude, you're not going to find a bassist for your rock band. Everybody knows that Christians don't listen to rock and roll.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 11:54 PM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on Feb. 3, 2004 at 6:02 PM"
I'm pretty sure The Onion wrote an article about this.

Dude, you're not going to find a bassist for your rock band. Everybody knows that Christians don't listen to rock and roll.
that was incredible. it makes me wonder why i don't read the onion more often.
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 12:49 PM
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This is not hilarious but I suspect that the author may have stolen the idea from the Concert REviews section. Just insert you favortie/ least favorite MB member in the article and it becomes much more poignant.
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 2:50 PM
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xtc and mission of burma?
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 3:03 PM
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nope
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 3:23 PM
Post 26 of 66
radiohead and the flaming lips? are there hints in this game?
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 3:28 PM
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"Quote from damon on Feb. 4, 2004 at 3:23 PM"
are there hints in this game?
Here's one-- if there are 3 you haven't heard of, they're likely to be it.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 3:31 PM
Post 28 of 66
"Quote from carligula on Feb. 4, 2004 at 3:28 PM"
"Quote from damon on Feb. 4, 2004 at 3:23 PM"
are there hints in this game?
Here's one-- if there are 3 you haven't heard of, they're likely to be it.
Except for Interpol, right? This is hard....

Interpol
The Velvet Teens (guessing because I've never heard of them)
Year of the Rabbit (ditto)
That's so NA.
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 4:47 PM
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no
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 5:03 PM
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Interpol
Desaparecidos
Spoon
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 5:31 PM
Post 31 of 66
I think that it's a trick question. But, if I needed clues, I'd go with Carl's reply.
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 5:39 PM
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come on now

here's a hint: the three bands have already been named, just not all together.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 5:45 PM
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interpol
nirvana
radiohead
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 5:48 PM
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neg
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 5:50 PM
Post 35 of 66
Interpol
Nirvana
Mission of Burma

This is fun...... smile.gif
That's so NA.
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 6:09 PM
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noooooooooooooooo
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 6:26 PM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on Feb. 4, 2004 at 5:03 PM"
Spoon
The question was not, "What bands has Sina thrown shit at?"
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 6:44 PM
Post 38 of 66
i'm going to guess

black rebel motorcycle club, cave in, and the faint
it's a whole culture
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 7:11 PM
Post 39 of 66
Interpol
Pavement, I guess
Nirvana...hmm....I'm not sure


it can't be the velvet teen
and I just can't imagine you liking xtc
definitely not radiohead, desaparecidos, spoon, devo, at the drive-in, flaming lips

maybe year of the rabbit, but i cant say since i dont remember what they sound like

i can imagine you liking mission of burma...

(Edited by richarddawson at 7:14 pm on Feb. 4, 2004)
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 7:48 PM
Post 40 of 66
Alright, fine.

Interpol
Nirvana
Devo
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 7:49 PM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Feb. 4, 2004 at 7:11 PM"
Nirvana...hmm....I'm not sure
How could anyone that loves Hole not like Nirvana? I mean, it's the same songwriter. Of course, you don't like Smashing Pumpkins either, do you?
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 8:01 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Feb. 4, 2004 at 7:49 PM"
"Quote from richarddawson on Feb. 4, 2004 at 7:11 PM"
Nirvana...hmm....I'm not sure
How could anyone that loves Hole not like Nirvana? I mean, it's the same songwriter. Of course, you don't like Smashing Pumpkins either, do you?
I just don't know since Nirvana isn't obscure.
Posted  Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 6:28 AM
Post 43 of 66
"Quote from robotforest on Feb. 3, 2004 at 1:31 AM"
does anyone know any incredible available musicians? im looking for an inventive bassist and a drummer with sincere chops. the bands im into are at the drive in, XTC, the police, system of a down, self, rage against the machine, the clash, nirvana, foo fighters, deftones, big wreck, smashing pumpkins, incubus, muse, the strokes, blindside, the pixies, blood brothers, cursive, desaparecidos, the toadies, far, failure, interpol, radiohead, modest mouse, mission of burma, our lady peace, live, sound garden, refused, kenna, pavement, splender, the velvet teens, devo, spoon, glassjaw, kings X, jellyfish, kevin gilbert, they might be giants, the living end, matthew good band, outkast, now its overhead, year of the rabbit, altered state, blues traveler, eastern youth, phantom planet, the flaming lips, the presidents of the united states of america, weezer, queens of the stone age, elvis costello, a perfect circle, mars volta, and pinback

i want to make original unpredictable uncomparable music, the bands i listed above are some of the bands i listen to but i dont want to sound like them. i want to be in a band that wants to sound unlike any other band.

email me at asherizcool@aol.com if your interested or know anyone interested
thanks
To make you satisfied mr. robo.. whatever. I do know of a drummer who might be intrest and he also plays guitar, I will make sure I ask him ok.

P.S:Not a good way to start your posting.
Shut up n' play yer guitar.
Frank Zappa
Posted  Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 10:00 AM
Post 44 of 66
getting closer
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 10:09 AM
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"Quote from garygarygary on Feb. 4, 2004 at 7:44 PM"
i'm going to guess

black rebel motorcycle club, cave in, and the faint
buddyhead flashback
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 10:18 AM
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upsy daisy tells me xtc should be one of them. not that it makes a difference.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 12:51 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 5, 2004 at 10:00 AM"
getting closer
Who is getting closer? Me or Carl?
Posted  Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 12:53 PM
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This game sucks. I quit.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 1:33 PM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Feb. 5, 2004 at 1:51 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 5, 2004 at 10:00 AM"
getting closer
Who is getting closer? Me or Carl?
both
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 2:48 PM
Post 50 of 66
interpol
devo
pavement
Posted  Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 3:39 PM
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very good
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 3:40 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 5, 2004 at 3:39 PM"
very good
Yay Ray!
That's so NA.
Posted  Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 4:43 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Feb. 5, 2004 at 4:40 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 5, 2004 at 3:39 PM"
very good
Yay Ray!
wow. i know more about sina than both dickard dawson and carligula. good choices, sina, and congratulations on turning this inane topic into something that all could enjoy.
Posted  Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 4:48 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Feb. 5, 2004 at 4:43 PM"
wow. i know more about sina than both dickard dawson and carligula.
You say that like it's a good thing.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Friday, February 6, 2004 at 12:46 AM
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For some reason, I didn't think that Sina liked Devo. I'm not sure why though.
Posted  Monday, February 9, 2004 at 8:37 AM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Feb. 6, 2004 at 12:46 AM"
For some reason, I didn't think that Sina liked Devo. I'm not sure why though.
i think it's because they seem like the kind of guys that would be 'axing' for a beating.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Monday, February 9, 2004 at 12:01 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Feb. 5, 2004 at 4:43 PM"
turning this inane topic into something that all could enjoy.
hmm, I still find it boring. dry.gif
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Monday, February 9, 2004 at 12:44 PM
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i'm sure alot of unattractiveness would
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Monday, February 9, 2004 at 12:46 PM
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pot calling the kettle black
death to slack. overrated and whipped.
Posted  Monday, February 9, 2004 at 12:50 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 9, 2004 at 12:44 PM"
i'm sure alot of unattractiveness would
that didnt even make sense, sina. if you are going to try and knock someone, at least make a complete thought.


dumbshit.
death to slack. overrated and whipped.
Posted  Monday, February 9, 2004 at 2:12 PM
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"Quote from VegetableMan on Feb. 9, 2004 at 1:46 PM"
pot calling the kettle black
we've been thru this a million times before

i am hott. that is one (of the many) thing(s) i am sure of.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Monday, February 9, 2004 at 4:05 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 9, 2004 at 2:12 PM"
"Quote from VegetableMan on Feb. 9, 2004 at 1:46 PM"
pot calling the kettle black
we've been thru this a million times before

i am hott. that is one (of the many) thing(s) i am sure of.
are you sure?

your face and mannerisms are very familiar, sina.......you remind me of someone.


perhaps......

user posted image
death to slack. overrated and whipped.
Posted  Monday, February 9, 2004 at 4:36 PM
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"Quote from VegetableMan on Feb. 9, 2004 at 5:05 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Feb. 9, 2004 at 2:12 PM"
"Quote from VegetableMan on Feb. 9, 2004 at 1:46 PM"
pot calling the kettle black
we've been thru this a million times before

i am hott. that is one (of the many) thing(s) i am sure of.
are you sure?
yeah
that would've been funny

oh, wait
but it's not

and do tell, how am i not hott? too high of a forehead? bad hair? uneven eyes? go on, tell.

i sure as hell haven't gotten away with the things i've done because of my nice, winning personality. i wouldn't put myself out in public the way i do if i, or anyone else, thought i wasn't hott.

i love how you remain anonymous. ashamed?
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Monday, February 9, 2004 at 5:40 PM
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For the record, its Pago Pago (sp?), not The Superfly.
Posted  Monday, February 9, 2004 at 5:52 PM
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I don't know his true identity, but Vegetableman sounds like a motherfucking racist to me, so I'm not really sure if I'd like to know him. Maybe I'm wrong, but I can't really see the resemblance beyond the obvious skintone.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 5:10 AM
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"Quote from carligula on Feb. 9, 2004 at 5:52 PM"
I don't know his true identity, but Vegetableman sounds like a motherfucking racist to me, so I'm not really sure if I'd like to know him. Maybe I'm wrong, but I can't really see the resemblance beyond the obvious skintone.
That crotch looks mighty familiar.