If y'all are interested, Chester Boom is playing at Rocket Town on the 13th. Check for more info at www.chesterboom.com and let me know what y'all think of them.

I would say they suck, bue I believe that is someone else's responsibility.

Sorry, I refuse to make a second appearance at rockettown. They are fascists, in the unfun way.

What instrument do you play?

Here's a tip: don't join another band's messageboard and immediately promote your band or a friend's band or any other band for that matter. Unless it's Slack. Those guys rock!

I went to the site so I could listen to the music first before I told you it sucked, but MP3.com is gone, so I can't.

I did not like the photo in the "bio" section.

Yeah, MP3.com was bought this month by CNET, who promptly dismantled the site. They are supposed to build a new, comparable site sometime soon.

Hmm...for starters, I don't really like their name. Secondly, there is a picture of them all wearing ties with t-shirts. This loses all of their credibility in my eyes. Sorry.

So this band is from FAIRVIEW?!! Man, first Hendersonville, now Fairview? Where will this madness end? Pegram? Leiper's Fork?

Sparta.

Woosh!

As long as there's never any Humphreys County represented, all is well.

I'm glad y'all looked them up. I just got introduced to The Features by my teacher actually and their really fucking good! So, most of already know this but I'm just restating the fact. I'm definitely going to try to check them out this friday.

Hello, Grammar! (Your teacher must suck!)

YOU WOULD KNOW!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Is this one of your students, Token?

Yup. I've been lending him Features and Self CDs and have made a fan out of him. However, I forgot to tell him of the "don't plug other bands before you praise the Features rule." Oh well, he'll learn the hard way just like so many others.

Good for you, for giving your students a real education.

Aww, shucks.

By the way, Eric is a really cool guy.

read: don't give him a hard time

The drummer's tongue frightens me.

He never takes good pictures, to be honest. He does look like the devil in that. I just got back fromThe Features show(Which kicked major ass!) and it's 2:17 a.m. Chester Boom plays today at 7:00 p.m. and I'm feeling fine!

Would someone please shoot erwic88 for me...Thanks...

I'm glad you liked the Features.

Good luck tonight!

Thank ya.

Only if you're next in line! Hah, kidding...

Yes the Features are an awesome band. I am new to this site, I also heard of this site from my english teacher. I am also pissed that I missed there show on the 5th of december.maybe nextime

Okay, now this is starting to get a little embarrassing.

u know u like all the attention

This is an interesting twist in the life of the Features message board. And not without a sprinkle of irony. But anything could happen. I like it.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 12:14 am on Dec. 8, 2003)

Anything could happen. Yeah. I'm going to use that. Thanks!

Chester Boom is the new De Novo Dahl.

(Edited by foldsfan at 7:14 am on Dec. 8, 2003)

From hereiamagain's profile, I get two feelings- a) she teaches an English as a Second Language class, and 2) she makes the kids do worksheets on Kelsey Grammer.

Sounds like you're the type of teacher that talks to the gnomes living in the wall and whose students call "Old Woman Token".

I think we can sum up this new influx of english students with the words of the immortal David Lee Roth. Mr. Roth articulates; and I quote:

"Got it made."
"Got it made."
"Got it made."
"Ooooh."
"I am hot for teacher."

Heriamagain? Is there a closet Whitesnake fan in our midst? Or were you conceived during that song?

(Edited by Peace Frog at 10:25 am on Dec. 8, 2003)

Is it wrong for me to wish these new influx of English students would at least know how to type? Have punctuation? Token, I think you should add typing to your curriculum.

Oh, and in an effort to at least make the effort to keep things in topic, I don't know shit about Chester Boom and from the name alone I don't want to.

aw, i don't think it's embarrassing. you brought the features into the lives of two american youth. that's worth a heck of a lot more than almost anything else they'll learn in school! what other teacher would do that for them? i wish i had been set on the features path at their age. besides, a little...um...colorful....typing never killed anyone. i say "kudos!" to you, token!

yes token is the coollest teacher i have ever had

It's "Here I GO Again." That's it, me and the guys decided you're out of the fan club. You had your warning over that whole Coverdale-Page poster you had in your cubicle, but this is the last straw.

The grammar and spelling skills are deplorable, yes. Unfortunately, I don't think I can add typing to the curriculum. Let me open your eyes even wider and let you know that these two fine young gents are enrolled in an HONORS English class.

What is this world coming to, I ask you?

You said it.

busted...

that actually plays in my head everytime i see his name.

i am sorry you guys feel this way. I still respect every one of you that nakes fun of me

i wasnt making fun! im totally serious. im singing it now.

ok that makes me ten times less self conscious

And for that, you are now awesome.....r.

How do you nake fun of some body?

Come on, you can do a lot better than that.

Do you really think I can, or are you just slapping my bag a bit?

I would never slap your bag unless I really mean it.

Damn...I have not had a good bag slapping in a while...

Wow...um....awesome!

Please have a shred of coolness.

And, I'm sorry that I'm busting your balls like this. I'm not trying to make you leave, but, for real, have something moderately important to say.

Chester Boom has a show tomorrow at Rocket Town. It's $5 and it's at 8:00. Thought y'all might want to know. But probably not.

I wish I could sorry buddy