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TOPIC: David Hasselhoff Reviews
Posted  Monday, November 24, 2003 at 1:22 PM
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Check out the reviews for Hasselhoff on Amazon.com laugh.gif

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00...1131630-6626531
Be still Cody! Be still!!!
Posted  Monday, November 24, 2003 at 1:27 PM
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Oh man, that's gold. Finally, people that feel the same way I do!

My only question: Why were you looking up David Hasselhoff on amazon.com? Hm? Hm?
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, November 24, 2003 at 1:33 PM
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It's a cry for help. This obsession over KIT and Michael Knight must stop!

This is the best bit:

"Quote"
He is a centaur, and I am a virgin fawn. He is Luke Skywalker flying an X-Wing fighter, and my heart is the Death Star ventilation duct.


(Edited by holeypeacoat at 1:39 pm on Nov. 24, 2003)
Be still Cody! Be still!!!
Posted  Monday, November 24, 2003 at 1:43 PM
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But what I do know is that I enjoy this album more than those backrubs you get when a girl drags her fingernails just slightly down your back, so it almost tickles and you involuntarily pass gas. David Spankachamp virtually sweats all over this CD, drenching it with his salty talent, straddling it like it was a horse.

After reading that my wife had to come in and see if I was having an asthma attack... no kidding. I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe. Mother of God people... go read these reviews... jetzt dammit!!!

(Edited by Peace Frog at 1:45 pm on Nov. 24, 2003)
Posted  Monday, November 24, 2003 at 3:05 PM
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hahaha.. that was fucking great.
Posted  Monday, November 24, 2003 at 4:23 PM
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The sheer awesomeness of Mr. Hasselhoff's CD has inspired my new member title.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Monday, November 24, 2003 at 6:01 PM
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"Quote from holeypeacoat on Nov. 24, 2003 at 1:22 PM"
Check out the reviews for Hasselhoff on Amazon.com laugh.gif

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00...1131630-6626531
I'm eagerly awaiting your critique of the reviewers' writing abilities.
Posted  Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 12:33 AM
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laugh.gif this is not something you need to read while your trying not to wake up your roomate lol! that was hilarious! THe price was crazy! 20.49 lol

but what was worse was the combo deal for 2 cd's lol