Okay, after seeing the new G-Unit video for Stunt 101, I knew this had to be a topic. Check this shit out:

"Y'all know gold is old
The ice in my teeth keeps the Cristal cold"

Pure genius.

(Edited by carligula at 12:49 pm on Nov. 17, 2003)

my fav. rap lyric.
"Don't Cry, Dry your Eye. And here comes your mother with those two little guys."


Krystal

(Edited by GrungeSlobTearPants at 12:27 pm on Nov. 17, 2003)

"today i didn't even have to use my AK"

It is Cristal

Oh, and one of mine is "Life ain't nothing but bitches and money" so sayeth the NWA, specifically Ice Cube.

(Edited by Ceeze at 12:44 pm on Nov. 17, 2003)

i have tons, but here is an oldie but a goodie.

"he rode that ass till the pussy started yawnin!
it went, "yyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwn"
WHAT?! Wait, his dick went weak.
it said, "Dave, pussies aint supposed to speak."
So he opened it up with his bare two thumbs
he saw crabs with spears and Indian drums!"

"Davey Crocket"-Slick Rick (the ruler).

i win.

Krystal? what?

Thanks, yo.

I got to thinking, though, maybe he was talking about those little greasy burgers. Maybe he's going for more "ghetto" and less "fabulous". But then I thought, who the hell likes their Krystals cold?

I wonder if the ice on his teeth is from the sweet tea? that comes with the value combo

"...my uzi weighs a ton...."

I'm from the streets where the
hood could swallow a man, bullets'll follow a man
There's so much coke that you could run the slalom
And cops comb the shit top to bottom
They say that we are prone to violence, but it's home sweet home
Where personalities crash and chrome meets chrome
The coke prices up and down like it's Wall Street homes
But this is worse than the Dow Jones your brains are now blown
all over that brown Brougham, one slip you are now gone
Welcome to hell where you are welcome to sell
But when them shells come you better return 'em
All scars we earn 'em, all cars we learn 'em like the back of our hand
We watch for cops hoppin out the back of van
Wear a G on my chest, I don't need that for damn
This ain't a sewn outfit homes, homes is about it
Was clappin them flamers before I became famous
For playin me y'all shall forever remain nameless


and i'd like to hear seanwilliamscott's opinion

(Edited by 6969hOoBaInCuBuS420 at 7:36 pm on Nov. 17, 2003)

"It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep, so deep
So deep put her ass to sleep"

...if all my lyrics come from 'it was a good day', it's only because they are the best.


runner up:


"Mad cause I got my dick sucked
and my balls licked, forfeit, the game is mine
I'ma spell my name one more time, check it
Its the, N-O, T-O, R-I, O
U-S, you just, lay down, slow"

Pump it up homeboy, just don't stop
Chef Boyardee, put it on the block

Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat
HOW FAT IS SHE??

We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat;

I GOT STUCK IN HER BUTT CRACK!
THEY THOUGHT I WAS LOST, BUT I WAS CAUGHT BY THE G-STRAP

Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

From "Ya Mama" by the Pharcyde

All I can think of right now... My favorite Nas verse, from "Life's a Bitch"

"I woke up early on my born day, I'm twenty years of blessing
The essence of adolescent leaves my body now I'm fresh in
My physical frame is celebrated cause I made it
One quarter through life some God-ly like thing created
Got rhymes 365 days annual plus some
Load up the mic and bust one, cuss while I puffs from
my skull cause it's pain in my brain vein money maintain
Don't go against the grain simple and plain
When I was young at this I used to do my thing hard
Droppin foreigners take they wallets they jewels and rip they green cards
Dipped to the projects flashin my quick cash
and got my first piece of ass smokin blunts with hash
Now it's all about cash in abundance, niggaz I used to run with
is rich or doin years in the hundreds
I switched my motto -- instead of sayin fuck tommorrow
That buck that bought a bottle could've struck the lotto
Once I stood on the block, loose cracks produce stacks
I cooked up and cut small pieces to get my loot back
Time is Illmatic keep static like wool fabric
Pack a four-matic that crack your whole cavity"

Another great Nas lyric:
"In the streets I can greet ya, about blunts I teach ya:
inhale deep, like the words of my breath
I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
I lay puzzled as I backtrack to earlier times
nothing's equivalent to the New York state of mind"
- "N.Y. State of Mind"

Seguro que han oído que yo soy educado
Soy un caballerito un chico bien portado
Un joven responsible y siempre bien vestido
Yo no se quien ha mentido

No one, that's who. You MUST eat them hot. The last road trip I went ont I saved a few for a couple hours later, and they were disgusting. All the fat and grease hardened. It was just a big clump of lard. Another culinary tip from when I was little is to never eat bologna and drink milk. I was left with a large calcium deposit on the roof of my mouth.

that's horrifying.

Why do you think you take a ho to a hotel?
Ho tell everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in the sky to the hozone layer

there is something very wrong about reading that lyric and then looking to the left and seeing bob newhart in an elf outfit and imagining him saying that.

or maybe its something very right.

nah.

He has said "Fo shizzle, my Ezzle" before...sadly enough...

no fucking way that was him in that legally blonde 2 commerical...

"Sistas poppin' up knocked up what's da problem
Any fool can read da back of a condom
Maybe it's because there's a lack of access to jimmy-hats
They're makin' mo' not less but ain't no progress
In this war ages 25 to 44
Every year AIDS opens up deaths door to mo'
Fallen victims of a government scheme
Hey let's get Mikey (yea, yea, he'll try anything)
We'll convince 'em "if it feels good do it"
Stupid guinea pig, if we feed 'em, he'll chew it
Like da condoms that we sell 'em
But we won't tell 'em wasn't made for disease
It ain't safe and it can kill 'em
Don't you know they got holes you can't see
They might stop a baby, but what about VD?
52 flavas, 20 go through to punk you fool
A glove can't save you so what you gone do?"
-Lakita (my favorite female christian rapper) "you betta recognize"

"skirt so short it's a belt
if you don't want nobody looking then reshpect yoshelf!"
-more Lakita "speak to the hand"

hungry for more?

Wow, how can you choose just one?

Best post ever.

Yup, it was him. He was actually very humorous in the movie and that one instance was the only cringe-worthy thing. Um...I saw it for free since I'm a Carmike Slave...

His latest ER and Elf roles have made up for it. Man, this is Bob's year.

(Edited by DigsySlattery at 11:30 am on Nov. 19, 2003)