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TOPIC: Jack White vs. Jason Von Bondie
Posted  Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 1:01 PM
Post 1 of 17
Sina, I think it's high time you told these guys to stop fighting over you...

From the Smoking Gun:

DECEMBER 15--White Stripes frontman Jack White may face assault charges in connection with a fracas Saturday night at a Detroit nightclub. According to the below Detroit Police Department report, White got into a beef with Jason Stollsteimer, a singer/guitarist with The Von Bondies, a Motor City band. Stollsteimer, 25, told cops that after he declined to speak with White, the rock star "became enraged" and without warning pulled him to the ground and punched him "on right eye approx. 7 times." White, who co-produced a 2002 Von Bondies album and has been recently feuding with the band, fled to the rear of the club while Stollsteimer subsequently received medical treatment. Officers reported that Stollsteimer suffered "large swelling/bruising" to his right eye and had a bloody nose. Tara Dunlop, a police spokesperson, told TSG that Detroit prosecutors are reviewing the incident and that White would most likely be hit with a misdemeanor assault rap. White, who is also known for dating actress Renee Zellweger, later filed a cross-complaint, claiming that he actually got pulled to the floor by Stollsteimer, who began throttling him "about the face & body," according to White's police report. In defending himself, White told cops he pounded Stollsteimer with his fists. The only damage White sustained were cuts to his left hand and "redness in his face."
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 1:40 PM
Post 2 of 17
Jack White would get "redness in his face" while eating an orange. sorry Jack.

both of them sound like pussies though. you dont get punched 7 times in the eye without retaliating. doesnt sound legit to me.

(Edited by Superflks at 1:41 pm on Dec. 16, 2003)
Eh.
Posted  Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 2:11 PM
Post 3 of 17
I think it's kind of hot. If only there had been more damage done....Jack really shouldn't be putting too much strain on his hand after the accident....
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, December 16, 2003 at 2:18 PM
Post 4 of 17
"Quote from MissSeptember on Dec. 16, 2003 at 2:11 PM"
Jack really shouldn't be putting too much strain on his hand after the accident....
Yeah, but I'll bet the screws give him a much more dangerous jab.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 11:31 AM
Post 5 of 17
i see a three way makeout coming on soon.

as someone who has been romantically involved with stollsteimer, i think this is hilarious.

and for the cherry on top, i'm willing to sell jason's phone number, address, and aim screen name....

for the right price, of course.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 12:32 PM
Post 6 of 17
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Pow!

I'm not even 100% sure that's him.
That's so NA.
Posted  Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 12:33 PM
Post 7 of 17
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Dec. 17, 2003 at 11:31 AM"
i see a three way makeout coming on soon.
What? You mean like Jack, Jason and some guy from Interpol?
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 1:14 PM
Post 8 of 17
"Quote from MissSeptember on Dec. 17, 2003 at 1:32 PM"
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Pow!

I'm not even 100% sure that's him.
i don't know about anyone else, but i can't see that pic
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 1:17 PM
Post 9 of 17
"Quote from carligula on Dec. 17, 2003 at 1:33 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Dec. 17, 2003 at 11:31 AM"
i see a three way makeout coming on soon.
What? You mean like Jack, Jason and some guy from Interpol?
now we've upped it to a four way, allllriiight!
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 8:45 PM
Post 10 of 17
i love this.

my dad read about it in the paper this morning and called and told me. my response was, of course, "aww." and here i was thinking that me seeing "cold mountain" on christmas day was the only new jack i was going to be getting for a while. i feel a new avatar coming on.
Posted  Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 10:03 PM
Post 11 of 17
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holy shit.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 10:05 PM
Post 12 of 17
"Quote from rachel on Dec. 17, 2003 at 10:03 PM"
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holy shit.
Jesus, that's ugly.
Posted  Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 10:27 PM
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"Quote from Token on Dec. 17, 2003 at 10:05 PM"
"Quote from rachel on Dec. 17, 2003 at 10:03 PM"
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holy shit.
Jesus, that's ugly.
Looks kinda like Trashelle from RW/RR The Gauntlet.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Wednesday, December 17, 2003 at 11:27 PM
Post 14 of 17
"Quote from DigsySlattery on Dec. 17, 2003 at 11:27 PM"
Looks kinda like Trashelle from RW/RR The Gauntlet.
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

She's still hot, though.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 12:28 am on Dec. 18, 2003)
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 1:36 AM
Post 15 of 17
"Quote from jamiecarroll on Dec. 17, 2003 at 11:27 PM"
"Quote from DigsySlattery on Dec. 17, 2003 at 11:27 PM"
Looks kinda like Trashelle from RW/RR The Gauntlet.
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

She's still hot, though.
And her injuries apparently don't affect her game since she nailed Mike...
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, December 30, 2003 at 10:31 AM
Post 16 of 17
"Quote from jamiecarroll on Dec. 17, 2003 at 11:27 PM"
"Quote from DigsySlattery on Dec. 17, 2003 at 11:27 PM"
Looks kinda like Trashelle from RW/RR The Gauntlet.
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

She's still hot, though.
I love you JC, well-put.
Posted  Tuesday, December 30, 2003 at 11:33 AM
Post 17 of 17
jason got beat the fuck up

i started to feel bad for him for a minute, then i remembered him saying "i'm a hopeless romantic who's not hopeless anymore."

then i started laughing
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good