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TOPIC: madonna's re-invention
Posted  Saturday, May 22, 2004 at 11:54 PM
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MADONNA is reportedly to be planning her most shocking stage performance yet on her forthcoming 'RE-INVENTION' world tour.

Fans will see the star being "frazzled" in an electric chair, and images of people killed in Iraq will be shown on a huge video screen.

According to today's (May 20) Sun newspaper, the show will also contain simulated lesbian sex when Madonna tangos with a female dancer, and a parade of scantily-clad pregnant women will appear during 'Papa Don't Preach'.

After her performance of 'Lament', from the 1996 musical 'Evita', the stage will be plunged into darkness. There will be a flash of fireworks and Madonna will be seen strapped in an electric chair.

A big anti-war statement will be made during her 2003 Number One single 'American Life'. The sound of bombs dropping will be linked with onstage video footage of troops fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.

During her cover of the John Lennon classic 'Imagine', she will break down in tears in front of pictures of starving children.

Madonna has been putting the finishing touches to the massive production, which is costing more than £1million.

The tour opens at Los Angeles Forum next Monday (May 24) and arrives in the UK in August.

The star's four London shows are sold out, but, as announced this week on NME.COM, tickets go on sale tomorrow at 9am for a date at Manchester MEN Arena on August 15.

For ticket availability, customers can go to www.ticketzone.co.uk or should call the box office on 0870 190 8000.

I'm finding it harder and harder to accept that the director of Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch could suck enough to be married to this hack. She should stick to covering shitty Don Maclean songs and leave the electric chairs to Alice Cooper. Oh God, look at the starving children ($$$$).
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 2:25 AM
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blah. yet another person is ruining John Lennon's "Imagine."

i love how she's making millions of dollars off of the suffering of the Iraqi people and the American troops. i'll support this bullshit if i see all the money go to some humanitarian organization. otherwise, she's even more "hypocritical" by exploiting the lost lives of the soldiers for her own personal gain.
Posted  Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 3:52 AM
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I work part time for Bill Graham Presents, and the word around town, is that madonna's tour is 30 + trucks of equiptment to set up.
Posted  Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 7:42 AM
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"Quote from damon on May. 22, 2004 at 10:54 PM"
According to today's (May 20) Sun newspaper,
Isn't that a tabloid?
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 11:56 AM
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"Quote from YaDaDaDa on May. 23, 2004 at 6:42 AM"
"Quote from damon on May. 22, 2004 at 10:54 PM"
According to today's (May 20) Sun newspaper,
Isn't that a tabloid?
Not so much in the American sense of the word. By that I mean they don't tend to report about aliens, bat people, and the sort. Page 3 is the sketchiest thing about that paper.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 1:47 PM
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I wish madonna would go away.....all she has ever been is trendy pop star...with crappy pop songs......give me prince any day of the week....atleast he plays something....and doesn't give a shit if people buy his records.
Posted  Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 1:54 PM
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Madonna songs I like:

Borderline
Cherish
That's so NA.
Posted  Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 4:40 PM
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if i have money and she comes to nashville.....i'll go see her....i mean come on! its madonna! she's a novelty now.....
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
Posted  Monday, May 24, 2004 at 9:02 AM
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"rain" had a cool video.
I wanna offended no persons!
Posted  Monday, May 24, 2004 at 3:20 PM
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I think she peaked with Ray of Light myself.

Don't hold your breath on her making it anywhere near Nashville.

I friend of mine is flying to NYC to see her.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, May 24, 2004 at 3:31 PM
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"Quote from carligula on May. 24, 2004 at 3:20 PM"
I friend of mine is flying to NYC to see her.
I stand by what I said in the birthday thread.
Posted  Monday, May 24, 2004 at 11:29 PM
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"Quote from richarddawson on May. 24, 2004 at 3:31 PM"
"Quote from carligula on May. 24, 2004 at 3:20 PM"
I friend of mine is flying to NYC to see her.
I stand by what I said in the birthday thread.
Huh? What we're we taking about? Wher's my doritoz?

Weed is for suckas.

(Edited by carligula at 11:29 pm on May. 24, 2004)
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 12:16 AM
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While we're on the subject...

I have a theory that Devean George of the Lakers is actually paid in Cheetos. That guy always looks stoned.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 12:51 AM
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People in the NBA don't smoke weed man, don't you know they drug test?
Sometime's I'm thinking that I love you, but I know it's only lust.
Posted  Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 10:01 AM
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"Quote from Cautioner on May. 25, 2004 at 12:51 AM"
People in the NBA don't smoke weed man, don't you know they drug test?
Don't you know weed's not a drug?
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 5:41 PM
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You'll not see one cheeto until i see some damn rebounding!
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 12:29 PM
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i kind of wish she would de-invent herself...or simply reinvent herself as someone who stays off of my horizen.
tell me facts tell me facts tell me facts
tell me facts throw your arms around me
Posted  Monday, May 31, 2004 at 2:44 PM
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"Quote from carligula on May. 24, 2004 at 11:29 PM"
Weed is for suckas.
don't knock it until you've tried it

and been successful

(Edited by richarddawson at 2:45 pm on May. 31, 2004)