Meg White just bought about $200 worth of old country LPs from Great Escape on Broadway here in Nashville. Apparently, she's lookin' super-hot, too.

Henry Rollins was in there yesterday. Do you suppose there's a connection? That would be sweet!

Neet.

gah, i cant stand the white stripes....
but i suppose she can look pretty sometimes.

don't remember my source, but i heard she's dating someone in lambchop?

she's just so...... meek.

eh.
now where the hell was Jack???

I heard that as well. Matt Swanson, right?

Bah! If finals hadn't been about, I might have been in Great Escape! Okay, that's stretching it a little, but that would have been amazing...

i really should be studying for my final tomorrow, but i just have to say that meg whites boobs sag a lot.

maybe if she stood/sat up straight... gravity would be more kind.

Probably William Tyler,





but she SHOULD date Sam Baker.

i must concur. it should have been said long ago.

I have never, nor will I ever, find Meg White attractive.

uh huh. yep.

lol how did this get to meg whites boobs lol well She doesn't strike me as the type to get a boob job.. unlike other artist...

I think Meg White is cute, especially when singing.

Turns out, my buddy actually got a chance to talk to Ms. White and said she's very very cool. She left after her purchase, but came right back. They had a laugh over all the White Stipes posters and stuff in the store. She even signed a calendar for him.

Oh, and turns out Rollins is in town to guest on William Shatner's new recording project (which I think is being produced by Ben Folds).

It is being produced by BF... I read that in Brad About You yesterday. Of course he was trying to pass off that BF living in town is a new developement. I see that guy everywhere, in fact I think he thinks I stalk him. He gave me a funny look last itme I saw him in Calypso.

That Meg White has some big breasts.

What does it matter how attractive or unattractive she is? I'd say that's pretty irrelevant to the grand scheme of things. Personally I think she looks fine. She's meek and bookish which is cute.

Sorry, but this star spotting does not compete with mine. Me, Chris, and nick slack partied with Glenn from the Tom Green show at a Hollywood dance club last week!

well, big boobies sag. its just a fact of life and physics.

That's true. Evenso, I think that Meg's pretty in a nice, natural sort of way.

couldnt you say that everything that i say here is pretty "irrelevant in the grand scheme of things?" okay, youre a better person than us. feel better?

Is that all you got? Didn't you see Matt and Duff from GunsNRoses, too?

Zach Galafanakis bought me beer. No wrestling was involved. I talked about William the Conquerer and the other goings-on of 1066. That's the closest encounter I've ever had.

Our buddy is on Jimmy Kimmell this week. In a perfect world he would discuss how amazing the Features are...

That would be highly cool....when is he on?

all week

tom keifer from cinderella came in and bought $300 worth of gay stuff from my store last week.

Did he tell you he was Tom Keifer from Cinderella, or did you know who he was? I wouldn't know who he was.

our 80s hair band queen at work thought he looked familiar and asked if he was in a band.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

What kind of stuff does your store sell? Just gay stuff, or good stuff too?

we have good stuff, gay stuff, and good gay stuff.

That's quite honestly my favorite kind of stuff. Just ask my lesbian lover.
Good stuff is good, too.

And Meg White does have large breasts.

oh yeah? well we had christmas carollers come to my work to sing yesterday, and MARK SLAUGHTER was one of them. top that!

yeah, well

jake (bunnyboy) from gummo told me friday night that if he didn't already have a woman, i would be his woman.