Has anyone heard their new song? It is the most horrible song I have heard in the past ten years. I just needed to get that off my chest. How can this band be successful?

yes. they must die. i think for the right price you could find someone to do it for you.

Yeah, like a dime.

And you'd still get a nickel back.

carl, carl, carl... shame on you.

that sounds like i joke i'd make up (the ones no one laughs at). remind me to tell you the one about the merman and mormons. it's brilliant! at least i think so.

Portugal?

I can't kill him for you, but the Portuguese did a bloody good job when stoning him.

In the words of Mr Kroeger, "Do you guys want to hear some rock 'n' roll, or do you want to go home?"


http://www.okflavor.com/okflavor/crap/nick...ackPortugal.mpg

I've always liked that video clip. But, I did like the way they left the stage in front of thousands of people, cause there's nothing more humiliating than getting hit by something from the crowd. I would go as far as saying that after I saw that a while back, I actually applauded them..??!!! I wouldn't worry 'bout Nickelback, I think they are on the down-slide of their career. We just need to get rid of Yellowcard and all those new boy bands that have been cleverly disguised as "pop-punk" bands. Basically they're like the backstreet boys with a rock backing band. I can't believe that so many people are falling for this shit! Well the kids can fall for it, they're excused. Always excuse the kids. Let's hear it for the kids!

Thank you so much for that link, ladytron! Amazing!

Word has it that Ben*Slack is our man on the inside!

(Edited by carligula at 10:47 am on May. 19, 2004)

I reckon he threw the first rock. Bashtard.

They do suck, but after watching that, I kind of feel sorry for them. On the plus side, a rock to the face couldn't make that guy any uglier.

HAHA, that clip made my day. Its one thing to have a few hecklers or disinterested people at any concert, but you must really suck to have an entire arena think you're terrible.

Absolutely awesome clip. I almost feel sorry for them...but not quite. They suck.

that was the funniest thing i've seen in a long time...i don't feel sorry for them--they've made a lot of money peddling that utterly inexcusable, artless shite. i've a newfound respect for the sensible people of portugal, however...well, in short, we all must die, but hopefully for that spiritually-mulleted band, it will involve their brains rotting out from syphilis and wild dogs somewhat reluctantly feeding on their hideously repellent corpses. oh yes.

They are quite possibly the worst band ever, well atleast up there on the list with good charlotte and 3 doors down.

Hopefully, they're on the same path as Creed.

http://www.thewebshite.co.uk/nickelback.htm

Make sure your speakers are on.

wow, that was twice as difficult to listen to... it's almost the same song structure exactly. frightening! this is why the rest of the world hates us--nickelback and the like. they are from canada, i think, but canada is sort of our fault, too.

I never noticed just how similar those two songs were!?

the first link made me feel sorry for them. the second, i gotta say. Those 2 songs together make an almost decent one song, Interesting harmonies and the like, might be considered experimental. but alas, its not suposed to be 1 song.

I have this sudden urge to visit Portugal.

A couple of weeks ago my friend and I were on a long car ride through Virginia when we started talking about really crappy music. Nickelback came up, and we were trying to remember the lyrics of their first radio hit-- cuz it was 3am and we were driving through Virginia, so there was nothing better to do.
We could not for the life of us remember what the lyrics were! The farthest we got was, "Nah nah nah nah nah nah into the bottom of every bottle. Zee za words in my head, la la la la la lah laaah!" And then we gave up because there's no way the actual lyrics could have improved on our "zee zahs" and "nah nah nahs".
No one knows what the lyrics to that song are. It's a mystery-- like trying to pinpoint the exact moment when the offspring started to suck (cuz y'know, in the 8th grade they were the shiznit). I think it's a tribute to how utterly forgetable Nickelback is.