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TOPIC: OmG Lk tHE Von BONdies R cOmiNG
Posted  Thursday, August 26, 2004 at 10:56 PM
Post 1 of 60
ok, so i need money

i'm charging $5 for each person who wants me to introduce them to the band.
for a little bit more, i'll give you jason's aim screenname which he now logs in on his cell phone when he's away from his computer cos he's big time now.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, August 26, 2004 at 11:12 PM
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It seems like they were just here...when was the last time they played?
That's so NA.
Posted  Thursday, August 26, 2004 at 11:13 PM
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my birthday
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, August 26, 2004 at 11:25 PM
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Oh yes, I remember now. To be honest, I've only heard the one very popular song. On a scale of 1-10, how awesome are they?
That's so NA.
Posted  Thursday, August 26, 2004 at 11:42 PM
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on stage or in tha sack?
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Friday, August 27, 2004 at 12:09 AM
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I meant on stage, but now I'm curious and intrusive.
That's so NA.
Posted  Friday, August 27, 2004 at 12:32 AM
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15
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Friday, August 27, 2004 at 9:44 AM
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They kicked major ass... and Sina I'll give ya $20 for repeated harrasment about a music video... wink.gif
Posted  Friday, August 27, 2004 at 12:19 PM
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i'll definitely talk to him, pF
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Friday, August 27, 2004 at 12:31 PM
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gracias... we can work out some details off board...
Posted  Monday, August 30, 2004 at 7:21 PM
Post 11 of 60
now's my chance not to get sick and miss the show. the pressure's really on. i hope i can do it.
Posted  Monday, August 30, 2004 at 9:46 PM
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yeah, i'm already coming down with a cold.

i forsee this show being a drinking night. if i'm sober around mel adm i'll end up in a fight.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 1:23 AM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Aug. 26, 2004 at 10:56 PM"
ok, so i need money

i'm charging $5 for each person who wants me to introduce them to the band.
for a little bit more, i'll give you jason's aim screenname which he now logs in on his cell phone when he's away from his computer cos he's big time now.
I really don't like you....
So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no
Posted  Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 8:31 AM
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<----------------------

(Edited by sinasugarsick at 8:31 am on Aug. 31, 2004)
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 10:54 AM
Post 15 of 60
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Aug. 30, 2004 at 9:46 PM"
i forsee this show being a drinking night.
Let's not, sweetie.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 3:51 PM
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Well, damn... Nevermind then....

(Edited by JustAnotherDrive at 3:52 pm on Aug. 31, 2004)
So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no
Posted  Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 4:50 PM
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i'll make it $3 for you

will that make things better?
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 4:59 PM
Post 18 of 60
the singer bleeds and swells up most impressively when you beat him about the face. such is the extent of my knowledge about the von bondies.
tell me facts tell me facts tell me facts
tell me facts throw your arms around me
Posted  Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 5:21 PM
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I won't be there, I'm in another state. But that does make things a little better.
So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no
Posted  Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 5:40 PM
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"Quote from andrewjsmithson on Aug. 31, 2004 at 4:59 PM"
the singer bleeds and swells up most impressively when you beat him about the face. such is the extent of my knowledge about the von bondies.
and once you wipe the blood off

he's automatically hott again!
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 5:45 PM
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Sometimes boys all bloody looks cool and sexy. It's so manly and whatnot.
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, August 31, 2004 at 6:00 PM
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mAKing OuT w/ kuttRS is hoTt
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 12:39 AM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Aug. 31, 2004 at 6:00 PM"
mAKing OuT w/ kuttRS is hoTt
That's the funniest thing I've read here in a long time. And yes, I know I shouldn't be laughing.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 9:14 AM
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the von bondies bassist just left the band according to nme.com
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 9:19 AM
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On their website she alludes to the fact that the new bassist is female. I guess Keith didn't get the job...
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 9:32 AM
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i can't say i didn't see it coming. she didn't seem too keen on hanging out with the rest of the band backstage after their last show here.

(Edited by sinasugarsick at 9:32 am on Sep. 1, 2004)
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 9:51 AM
Post 27 of 60
"Quote from ray davies on Sep. 1, 2004 at 8:14 AM"
the von bondies bassist just left the band according to nme.com
and in the now-traditional, sensationally bombastic style of the nme, it said "VON BONDIES SPLIT SHOCK!" when, by all accounts, it's neither a split nor a shock...fuck the nme for constantly doing that shit.
tell me facts tell me facts tell me facts
tell me facts throw your arms around me
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 10:13 AM
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"Quote from Peace Frog on Sep. 1, 2004 at 9:19 AM"
On their website she alludes to the fact that the new bassist is female. I guess Keith didn't get the job...
I'm sure there is some joke about blowjobs in there somewhere.

And I wish I could get my ass kicked by someone famous so I could be famous. Believe me, I tried with the Kings Of Leon, but I forgot that they are huge pussies. YOU HEAR THAT KINGS OF LEON, YOU PUSSIES!?!
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 10:32 AM
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maybe i'm just an elistist indie rock snob

but i was kicking it with the von bondies well before that shit happened so i don't buy into the post fight fame shit.

and i'm used to people catching on way after me.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 10:49 AM
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Whether you liked them before the fight or not, they still got much more famous after it. But I'm sure they didn't suck quite as much before people started catching on, if that's what you're looking for.

(Edited by Keith at 10:49 am on Sep. 1, 2004)
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 10:51 AM
Post 31 of 60
"Quote from Peace Frog on Sep. 1, 2004 at 9:19 AM"
On their website she alludes to the fact that the new bassist is female. I guess Keith didn't get the job...
Maybe it's Auf Der Maur!!! Wouldn't that be awesome, Sina!?!
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 10:54 AM
Post 32 of 60
"Quote from carligula on Sep. 1, 2004 at 10:51 AM"
"Quote from Peace Frog on Sep. 1, 2004 at 9:19 AM"
On their website she alludes to the fact that the new bassist is female. I guess Keith didn't get the job...
Maybe it's Auf Der Maur!!! Wouldn't that be awesome, Sina!?!
I would assume that's who it is.... she is touring with them, she plays bass, and she quite damn near fits into the female category.

And for what it's worth, the VB show at Exit/In was one of the best I've seen this year. Probably was the best until last Saturday, when Slack took the top spot.
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 10:55 AM
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"Quote from Keith on Sep. 1, 2004 at 9:49 AM"
Whether you liked them before the fight or not, they still got much more famous after it. But I'm sure they didn't suck quite as much before people started catching on, if that's what you're looking for.
i don't even know if anybody would know who they were if jack white hadn't battered him. they certainly wouldn't on the strength of that single--it's pretty feeble, as is everything else i've heard. i also haven't noticed anyone with any credibility at all touting them as anything other than pretenders.
tell me facts tell me facts tell me facts
tell me facts throw your arms around me
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 10:56 AM
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"Quote from Keith on Sep. 1, 2004 at 10:49 AM"
if that's what you're looking for.
no

i rule and you suck is what i was really looking for
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 11:04 AM
Post 35 of 60
it's not that psycho madm
apparently it's some chick named yasmeen smith who i have no info on.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 11:16 AM
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"Quote from andrewjsmithson on Sep. 1, 2004 at 10:55 AM"
pretenders.
de novo dahl
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 1:06 PM
Post 37 of 60
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 1, 2004 at 10:56 AM"
i rule and you suck is what i was really looking for
I rule and you suck.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 1:11 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 1, 2004 at 11:04 AM"
it's not that psycho madm
apparently it's some chick named yasmeen smith who i have no info on.
Don't you mean Yasmine Bleeth!?!

(Edited by carligula at 1:12 pm on Sep. 1, 2004)
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 1:14 PM
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"Quote from Keith on Sep. 1, 2004 at 1:06 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 1, 2004 at 10:56 AM"
i rule and you suck is what i was really looking for
I rule and you suck.
</kUT>
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 1:34 PM
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I didn't get that one.

(Edited by damon at 12:34 pm on Sep. 1, 2004)
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 1:35 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 1, 2004 at 1:14 PM"
"Quote from Keith on Sep. 1, 2004 at 1:06 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 1, 2004 at 10:56 AM"
i rule and you suck is what i was really looking for
I rule and you suck.
</kUT>
I think she's trying to call me cute.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 1:41 PM
Post 42 of 60
ok, i guess i can see that.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 1:51 PM
Post 43 of 60
</teh gAY>
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 1:56 PM
Post 44 of 60
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 1, 2004 at 12:51 PM"
[english]</teh gAY>[/english]
wtf?
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 2:30 PM
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"Quote from damon on Sep. 1, 2004 at 1:56 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 1, 2004 at 12:51 PM"
[english]</teh gAY>[/english]
wtf?
IMHO IANAEM BTW U suxx0r.

(Edited by deathscythe257 at 2:30 pm on Sep. 1, 2004)
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 11:29 PM
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stfu roxx0r
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, September 1, 2004 at 11:56 PM
Post 47 of 60
Holy crap... I wish a bad plague upon all leeters.
So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no
Posted  Thursday, September 2, 2004 at 12:38 AM
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"Quote from carligula on Sep. 1, 2004 at 12:11 PM"
Don't you mean Yasmine Bleeth!?!
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Posted  Thursday, September 2, 2004 at 1:03 AM
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"Quote from deathscythe257 on Sep. 1, 2004 at 1:30 PM"
"Quote from damon on Sep. 1, 2004 at 1:56 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 1, 2004 at 12:51 PM"
[english]</teh gAY>[/english]
wtf?
IMHO IANAEM BTW U suxx0r.
umm...remember, stay in school, kids...
tell me facts tell me facts tell me facts
tell me facts throw your arms around me
Posted  Thursday, September 2, 2004 at 10:53 AM
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oooh, i forgot she was busted for being a crackhead.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, September 2, 2004 at 4:28 PM
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"Quote from andrewjsmithson on Sep. 2, 2004 at 1:03 AM"
"Quote from deathscythe257 on Sep. 1, 2004 at 1:30 PM"
"Quote from damon on Sep. 1, 2004 at 1:56 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 1, 2004 at 12:51 PM"
[english]</teh gAY>[/english]
wtf?
IMHO IANAEM BTW U suxx0r.
umm...remember, stay in school, kids...
:fHag:
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Friday, September 3, 2004 at 3:07 PM
Post 52 of 60
She also raised a baby that her husband kidnapped, but that sort of thing is ok on Lifetime.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Saturday, September 18, 2004 at 2:55 PM
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peacefrog check your pms and get in touch with me asap
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Saturday, September 18, 2004 at 3:23 PM
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Carl has PMS.... but I don't have a private message from you...
Posted  Saturday, September 18, 2004 at 10:28 PM
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recheck that shit, cracker
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Monday, September 20, 2004 at 1:18 AM
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don't you hate it when you're hanging out backstage and you have to leave because your wife is having contractions? ph34r.gif

(Edited by sinasugarsick at 1:18 am on Sep. 20, 2004)
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Monday, September 20, 2004 at 9:10 AM
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Well, it was an exit he won't soon forget...
Posted  Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 11:12 PM
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i didn't know they were just opening. don't get me wrong, the 6 or 7 songs they did play were really good. i just can't decide if it was worth the price of parking and admission to see 30 minutes of really good.
Posted  Friday, September 24, 2004 at 8:59 AM
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no one knew.

if it makes you feel any better, we paid $13 just to hang out backstage. indeed peacefrog and i missed the entire set.

did you stay for auf der maur? i didn't see you.

if i ever bitch about anyone's stage banter, remind me of melissa's set and i'll stfu.

ps: i wouldn't be suprised if the vbs did some shows with the sparta4 in the near future.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Friday, September 24, 2004 at 10:00 AM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 24, 2004 at 8:59 AM"
ps: i wouldn't be suprised if the vbs did some shows with the sparta4 in the near future.
Oh crap, I need to call Meeks!
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete