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TOPIC: Starting/joining a band
Posted  Monday, September 22, 2003 at 7:35 PM
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Hello all. Long time no type.

I stopped by to put the word out to my fellow musicians that I'm interested in starting or joining a band. I play guitar and can write. I know a lot of you kids out there are plugged into the local music scene, so maybe someone knows someone who's looking for someone like me. If so, just drop me an email.

Thanks everyone.
"Sugar, Mr. Poon?"
"No, never, never... thank you."
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 10:22 AM
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if you buy me a drumset, i'll join your band. there's a ludwig kit i like at fork's right now, it's just $972.50. thanks.
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 2:04 PM
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I'll have Sonny and Fredo bring it by this evening.
"Sugar, Mr. Poon?"
"No, never, never... thank you."
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 2:15 PM
Post 4 of 32
I'll play a little trumpet for your band...........some punk ska emo stuff
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 2:39 PM
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ska sucks

anyway, who wants to join my band?

we're free noise no wave ambient art core.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 2:42 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 23, 2003 at 1:39 PM"
free noise no wave ambient art core.
Sucks
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 2:43 PM
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seriously dude

ska sucks
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 2:44 PM
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so does free noise no wave ambient art core
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 2:50 PM
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you've ruined you as far as i am concerned.

now i picture you as a really fat bald guy singing "hey now, you're a rockstar, get your game on..."

let's all call you smash mouth from here on out, k?!?!?!?!?!
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 2:52 PM
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peacefrog,

prove to me you're not the hippie your name implies. join my band!

or suck and join smash mouth's band
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 2:53 PM
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hmmm,
ok, but i wouldnt consider smash mouth a ska band......
im not a hardcore ska fan, nope....ive seen AKA rudie at the windows a couple times. But i do play trumpet....

Do you really play anything Sina?



(Edited by GrungeSlobTearPants at 1:58 pm on Sep. 23, 2003)
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 3:23 PM
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"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on Sep. 23, 2003 at 2:53 PM"
Do you really play anything Sina?
Just boys.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 3:40 PM
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"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on Sep. 23, 2003 at 2:53 PM"
ive seen AKA rudie at the windows a couple times.
i saw aka rudie at windows once.

i thought i was going to kill myself.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 3:41 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 23, 2003 at 2:40 PM"
i thought i was going to kill myself.

What made you change your mind?

(Edited by GrungeSlobTearPants at 2:49 pm on Sep. 23, 2003)
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 5:23 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 23, 2003 at 1:50 PM"
you've ruined you as far as i am concerned.

now i picture you as a really fat bald guy singing "hey now, you're a rockstar, get your game on..."

let's all call you smash mouth from here on out, k?!?!?!?!?!


peacefrog,
prove to me you're not the hippie your name implies. join my band!
or suck and join smash mouth's band
Best laugh I've had all day.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 5:49 PM
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"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on Sep. 23, 2003 at 3:41 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 23, 2003 at 2:40 PM"
i thought i was going to kill myself.

What made you change your mind?
Nice edit. Your previous response was a little harsh-- even for Sina.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 6:33 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Sep. 23, 2003 at 4:49 PM"
"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on Sep. 23, 2003 at 3:41 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 23, 2003 at 2:40 PM"
i thought i was going to kill myself.

What made you change your mind?
Nice edit. Your previous response was a little harsh-- even for Sina.
Thanx,
yeah, im really not that bitter towards sina. She's just sina, and I really dont know her at all except how she tries to portray herself on here.
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 7:21 PM
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ska makes me want to vomit.....just thinking about the specials makes me dry heave......and dont even get me started on that shitty ska/"punk" genre.....

wacko.gif (dizzy from all the talk of ska)
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 7:35 PM
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"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on Sep. 23, 2003 at 5:33 PM"
"Quote from carligula on Sep. 23, 2003 at 4:49 PM"
"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on Sep. 23, 2003 at 3:41 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 23, 2003 at 2:40 PM"
i thought i was going to kill myself.

What made you change your mind?
Nice edit. Your previous response was a little harsh-- even for Sina.
Thanx,
yeah, im really not that bitter towards sina. She's just sina, and I really dont know her at all except how she tries to portray herself on here.
I don't know her very well either but she does add zip to any Features show from what I've observed. Just watch for flying elbows.

J
Teenage angst has paid off well
Posted  Tuesday, September 23, 2003 at 11:31 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 23, 2003 at 1:52 PM"
peacefrog,

prove to me you're not the hippie your name implies. join my band!

or suck and join smash mouth's band
Considering my gee-tar playing skill is limited to crappy punk power chords... I'm in... any band Sina is in I'm game for...
Posted  Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 4:45 AM
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"Quote from carligula on Sep. 23, 2003 at 4:49 PM"
"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on Sep. 23, 2003 at 3:41 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 23, 2003 at 2:40 PM"
i thought i was going to kill myself.

What made you change your mind?
Nice edit. Your previous response was a little harsh-- even for Sina.
Since we're on the topic of Sina, which is my favorite topic to be on top of- There's a commercial out there for some kind of depression or diarrhea (like I'm looking that word up this early), the spokeswoman looks a lot like Sina 30 years from now. thought I'd share.
Posted  Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 1:24 PM
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"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on Sep. 23, 2003 at 3:41 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 23, 2003 at 2:40 PM"
i thought i was going to kill myself.

What made you change your mind?
yeah, wouldn't it be great if i were dead

then my girls wouldn't have a mommy

doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? i mean, i am a bitch and all. i deserve it, right?!?!?!

wrong
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 1:27 PM
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"Quote from foldsfan on Sep. 24, 2003 at 4:45 AM"
Since we're on the topic of Sina, which is my favorite topic to be on top of-
mmmmmm, i like it when you're on top
"Quote"
the spokeswoman looks a lot like Sina 30 years from now. thought I'd share.
was she hott?
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 1:51 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 24, 2003 at 1:27 PM"
"Quote"
the spokeswoman looks a lot like Sina 30 years from now. thought I'd share.
was she hott?
Obviously not. He clearly said she looked like you.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 4:22 PM
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What ever happened to that amazing picture of sina with a rubber hose up her butt?
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 12:54 AM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 24, 2003 at 12:24 PM"
"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on Sep. 23, 2003 at 3:41 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 23, 2003 at 2:40 PM"
i thought i was going to kill myself.

What made you change your mind?
yeah, wouldn't it be great if i were dead

then my girls wouldn't have a mommy

doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? i mean, i am a bitch and all. i deserve it, right?!?!?!

wrong
Then I could finally have my deserved custody
Posted  Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 9:47 AM
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"Quote from foldsfan on Sep. 25, 2003 at 12:54 AM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 24, 2003 at 12:24 PM"
"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on Sep. 23, 2003 at 3:41 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 23, 2003 at 2:40 PM"
i thought i was going to kill myself.

What made you change your mind?
yeah, wouldn't it be great if i were dead

then my girls wouldn't have a mommy

doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? i mean, i am a bitch and all. i deserve it, right?!?!?!

wrong
Then I could finally have my deserved custody
and then maybe you could find the time to take them out for icecream
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, September 25, 2003 at 10:11 PM
Post 28 of 32
ROTFFLMFAO~

this thread is...ummm...a new classic.

the smsash mouth thing...yeah...i started dry heaving i was laughing so hard.

"All I can do is PRAISE, WORSHIP, REJOICE, SHOUT, and CRY." ~ Jan Crouch
Posted  Friday, September 26, 2003 at 1:29 AM
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"Quote from damon on Sep. 24, 2003 at 3:22 PM"
What ever happened to that amazing picture of sina with a rubber hose up her butt?
apparently i'm making posts without even sitting down to a computer. it was a pretty funny funny picture, though, so i abide.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Friday, September 26, 2003 at 6:22 AM
Post 30 of 32
"Quote from damon on Sep. 26, 2003 at 12:29 AM"
apparently i'm making posts without even sitting down to a computer. it was a pretty funny funny picture, though, so i abide.
So do you stand now?
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Friday, September 26, 2003 at 6:50 AM
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"Quote from YaDaDaDa on Sep. 26, 2003 at 5:22 AM"
"Quote from damon on Sep. 26, 2003 at 12:29 AM"
apparently i'm making posts without even sitting down to a computer. it was a pretty funny picture, though, so i abide.
So do you stand now?
yes, but i now pee sitting down. i figured that by standing up at the computer i would be less likely to waste valuable time lollygagging around here, and by sitting down to pee i could greatly reduce my odds of dribbling on the seat. either way i'm in better with the little lady.

(Edited by damon at 5:52 am on Sep. 26, 2003)
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 6:29 PM
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sina, i'll join your band! just let me go find some low grade transistor noise makers..........
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!