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TOPIC: That Crazy Courtney Love
Posted  Friday, October 3, 2003 at 12:51 PM
Post 1 of 41
From VH1.com:

"Quote"
Police responding to a burglary call arrested Courtney Love in Los Angeles early Thursday morning for allegedly being under the influence of narcotics, according to the Los Angeles Times.

The 39-year-old singer was found outside a


friend's home, where she admitted to breaking several windows while trying to enter. She was booked for investigation of illegal-drug possession and was released after posting $2,500 bail.

The Times also reported that Beverly Hills police and paramedics rushed Love to a hospital for treatment of a drug overdose less than an hour later. She had reportedly checked out of the hospital by midday. A spokesperson for Love could not be reached for comment by press time.

Love's long-in-the-works debut solo album, America's Sweetheart, was originally due at the end of this month, but was recently postponed until February 10.

I hope she's got someone responsible looking after Francis Bean.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Friday, October 3, 2003 at 1:59 PM
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Shit, does this mean that Sina's gonna break into a house now?
Posted  Monday, October 6, 2003 at 2:57 PM
Post 3 of 41
"Quote from carligula on Oct. 3, 2003 at 11:51 AM"
I hope she's got someone responsible looking after Francis Bean.
That's really sad. The poor kid has probably been taking care of herself for years now.
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, October 6, 2003 at 3:25 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Oct. 6, 2003 at 2:57 PM"
"Quote from carligula on Oct. 3, 2003 at 11:51 AM"
I hope she's got someone responsible looking after Francis Bean.
That's really sad. The poor kid has probably been taking care of herself for years now.
actually, dumbass

she has a nanny.

2 of them as a matter of fact
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Monday, October 6, 2003 at 3:39 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Oct. 6, 2003 at 2:25 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Oct. 6, 2003 at 2:57 PM"
"Quote from carligula on Oct. 3, 2003 at 11:51 AM"
I hope she's got someone responsible looking after Francis Bean.
That's really sad. The poor kid has probably been taking care of herself for years now.
actually, dumbass

she has a nanny.

2 of them as a matter of fact
But there is no doubt the kid is fucked up. How can she not be? Nanny or no, if your mom is Courtney Love, Productive Member of Society is a title she will never hold.
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, October 6, 2003 at 3:49 PM
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man, you're on a roll with the stupid assumptions

not to mention the fact that you don't know who you're talking about

you should be punched for saying that a child, a child that you don't know, won't be a "productive member of society."

fb should be of no concern to you.

shut it while you're ahead
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Monday, October 6, 2003 at 10:00 PM
Post 7 of 41
she overdosed on xanax

"All I can do is PRAISE, WORSHIP, REJOICE, SHOUT, and CRY." ~ Jan Crouch
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 3:37 AM
Post 8 of 41
Courtney Love is pathetic, not to mention thoroughly untalented. I've aired my list of complaints about her on this MB before, so I won't go into it again.

I do feel sorry for Frances Bean. Just like I feel sorry for Prince, Paris and Blanket.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 3:41 am on Oct. 7, 2003)
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 9:33 AM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Oct. 6, 2003 at 3:49 PM"
fb should be of no concern to you.
all children should be the concern of society.
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 12:03 PM
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I wonder if Frances Bean is hot? For a 14 year old......

(Edited by Mr. September at 11:10 am on Oct. 7, 2003)
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mindnumbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose Life ...
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 12:19 PM
Post 11 of 41
"Quote from Mr. September on Oct. 7, 2003 at 11:03 AM"
I wonder if Frances Bean is hot? For a 14 year old......
Frances Bean (2002)
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 12:26 PM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on Oct. 7, 2003 at 3:37 AM"
Blanket.
hilarious.
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 12:42 PM
Post 13 of 41
"Quote from deathscythe257 on Oct. 7, 2003 at 9:33 AM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Oct. 6, 2003 at 3:49 PM"
fb should be of no concern to you.
all children should be the concern of society.
true

but some assholes view children as people who won't be productive members of society.



peacefrog, i'm about to claw some eyes out
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 12:45 PM
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I've got some extra wet and slimy flippers to give ya a hand... or flipper I guess...

(Edited by Peace Frog at 11:46 am on Oct. 7, 2003)
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 12:47 PM
Post 15 of 41
"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on Oct. 7, 2003 at 11:19 AM"
"Quote from Mr. September on Oct. 7, 2003 at 11:03 AM"
I wonder if Frances Bean is hot? For a 14 year old......
Frances Bean (2002)
I may be an asshole, but she is pretty cute.
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 1:21 PM
Post 16 of 41
I only feel sorry for FB because she has to live with having a crazy bitch for a mother. That doesn't really mean she won't grow up to be a productive member of society. Lots of productive members of society have wacko parents.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 1:35 PM
Post 17 of 41
"Quote from jamiecarroll on Oct. 7, 2003 at 1:21 PM"
Lots of productive members of society have wacko parents.
yeah! like kate hudson and brian wilson.

i never thought id put both of those names in the same sentence. those are just the first two that came to mind.

(Edited by stopforme at 1:36 pm on Oct. 7, 2003)
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 1:47 PM
Post 18 of 41
"Quote from stopforme on Oct. 7, 2003 at 12:35 PM"
"Quote from jamiecarroll on Oct. 7, 2003 at 1:21 PM"
Lots of productive members of society have wacko parents.
yeah! like kate hudson and brian wilson.

i never thought id put both of those names in the same sentence. those are just the first two that came to mind.
I've met Brian W's mom... she seemed pretty normal to me...
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 2:29 PM
Post 19 of 41
"Quote from MissSeptember on Oct. 7, 2003 at 11:47 AM"
"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on Oct. 7, 2003 at 11:19 AM"
"Quote from Mr. September on Oct. 7, 2003 at 11:03 AM"
I wonder if Frances Bean is hot? For a 14 year old......
Frances Bean (2002)
I may be an asshole, but she is pretty cute.
Oh yes, You will marry me someday MissSeptember. We will have children together, Autumn, April, and Summer

(Edited by Mr. September at 1:30 pm on Oct. 7, 2003)
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mindnumbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose Life ...
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 2:54 PM
Post 20 of 41
"Quote from Peace Frog on Oct. 7, 2003 at 1:47 PM"
I've met Brian W's mom... she seemed pretty normal to me...
I would say the same of his pops. Nice fellow.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 3:39 PM
Post 21 of 41
"Quote from MissSeptember on Oct. 7, 2003 at 12:47 PM"
"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on Oct. 7, 2003 at 11:19 AM"
"Quote from Mr. September on Oct. 7, 2003 at 11:03 AM"
I wonder if Frances Bean is hot? For a 14 year old......
Frances Bean (2002)
I may be an asshole, but she is pretty cute.
And she has her mom's ORIGINAL nose
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 7:15 PM
Post 22 of 41
Hello everyone.

I enjoy reading the reasons why France Bean may not be annoying.
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 7:17 PM
Post 23 of 41
"Quote from Mr. September on Oct. 7, 2003 at 1:29 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Oct. 7, 2003 at 11:47 AM"
"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on Oct. 7, 2003 at 11:19 AM"
"Quote from Mr. September on Oct. 7, 2003 at 11:03 AM"
I wonder if Frances Bean is hot? For a 14 year old......
Frances Bean (2002)
I may be an asshole, but she is pretty cute.
Oh yes, You will marry me someday MissSeptember. We will have children together, Autumn, April, and Summer
I hope the children are all boys. You're odd.

(Edited by MissSeptember at 9:44 pm on Oct. 7, 2003)
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 8:39 PM
Post 24 of 41
"Quote from youregay on Oct. 7, 2003 at 6:15 PM"
Hello everyone.

I enjoy reading the reasons why France Bean may not be annoying.
Welcome... You're gay.
Posted  Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 9:52 PM
Post 25 of 41
"Quote from youregay on Oct. 7, 2003 at 7:15 PM"
Hello everyone.

I enjoy reading the reasons why France Bean may not be annoying.
is that a falcon?

p.s. youre my favorite message board member ever, already.

(Edited by stopforme at 9:53 pm on Oct. 7, 2003)
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Wednesday, October 8, 2003 at 12:43 PM
Post 26 of 41
Thank you very much. Yes, I would assume that it is a falcon. Perhaps a gay falcon.
Posted  Friday, October 10, 2003 at 6:35 PM
Post 27 of 41
"Quote from carligula on Oct. 3, 2003 at 12:51 PM"
From VH1.com:

"Quote"
Police responding to a burglary call arrested Courtney Love in Los Angeles early Thursday morning for allegedly being under the influence of narcotics, according to the Los Angeles Times.

The 39-year-old singer was found outside a


friend's home, where she admitted to breaking several windows while trying to enter. She was booked for investigation of illegal-drug possession and was released after posting $2,500 bail.

The Times also reported that Beverly Hills police and paramedics rushed Love to a hospital for treatment of a drug overdose less than an hour later. She had reportedly checked out of the hospital by midday. A spokesperson for Love could not be reached for comment by press time.

Love's long-in-the-works debut solo album, America's Sweetheart, was originally due at the end of this month, but was recently postponed until February 10.
here's the real tip

she got locked out of her own house and broke out a window to get inside. her boyfriend called the cops because he thought it was someone trying to break into the house.

i'm sooo glad it's not the other ex scenerio that i previously thought because she's done alot for that man and his 50 kids.

"attention seeking on XANAX
yeah wow attention seeking
LAPD attention seeking
his assesment was that i was- as i told him- on XANAX

PRESCRIBED

i did four breathalyzers

he pronounced me on XANAX!"

and missseptember, eat a dick you dumbfuck
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 1:41 AM
Post 28 of 41
"Quote from GrungeSlobTearPants on Oct. 7, 2003 at 5:19 PM"
"Quote from Mr. September on Oct. 7, 2003 at 11:03 AM"
I wonder if Frances Bean is hot? For a 14 year old......
Frances Bean (2002)
did you seriosuly just ask yourself a question and then answer it?

and sina, leave the people who aren't producing an A and E biography on the family alone; we can't all be like you.
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 8:41 PM
Post 29 of 41
"Quote from stalker on skates on Oct. 16, 2003 at 1:41 AM"
and sina, leave the people who aren't producing an A and E biography on the family alone; we can't all be like you.
I think that was actually her point. If you don't know everything, then you probably shouldn't comment. But, since it is Sina...

(Edited by richarddawson at 8:42 pm on Oct. 16, 2003)
This topic was dormant for 22 months...
Posted  Friday, August 19, 2005 at 2:08 PM
Post 30 of 41
Did anyone see Courtney almost bust her ass at the Roast of Pamela Anderson? Hilarious.

I only caught the end. Does anyone know if she got to speak?
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Friday, August 19, 2005 at 3:48 PM
Post 31 of 41
"Quote from carligula on Aug. 19, 2005 at 1:08 PM"
Did anyone see Courtney almost bust her ass at the Roast of Pamela Anderson? Hilarious.

I only caught the end. Does anyone know if she got to speak?
She spoke, mostly yelling from her couch at the speakers.

Hilarious.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Friday, August 19, 2005 at 5:50 PM
Post 32 of 41
Why was Pamela Anderson roasted?

That seems pointless.
That's so NA.
Posted  Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 2:01 AM
Post 33 of 41
"Quote from MissSeptember on Aug. 19, 2005 at 5:50 PM"
Why was Pamela Anderson roasted?

That seems pointless.
I thought the same thing. Is she a comedian? No? Then why is she being roasted on Comedy Central?
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 10:36 AM
Post 34 of 41
"Quote from jamiecarroll on Aug. 20, 2005 at 2:01 AM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Aug. 19, 2005 at 5:50 PM"
Why was Pamela Anderson roasted?

That seems pointless.
I thought the same thing. Is she a comedian? No? Then why is she being roasted on Comedy Central?
Well, they did raise a lot of money for charity...
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 10:49 AM
Post 35 of 41
"Quote from carligula on Aug. 20, 2005 at 10:36 AM"
"Quote from jamiecarroll on Aug. 20, 2005 at 2:01 AM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Aug. 19, 2005 at 5:50 PM"
Why was Pamela Anderson roasted?

That seems pointless.
I thought the same thing. Is she a comedian? No? Then why is she being roasted on Comedy Central?
Well, they did raise a lot of money for charity...
For hepatitis?
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, August 22, 2005 at 11:55 AM
Post 36 of 41
we all know that she is on drugs, but is she pregnant too? give us the dish, sina.
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Monday, August 22, 2005 at 12:06 PM
Post 37 of 41
"Quote from MissSeptember on Aug. 20, 2005 at 10:49 AM"
"Quote from carligula on Aug. 20, 2005 at 10:36 AM"
"Quote from jamiecarroll on Aug. 20, 2005 at 2:01 AM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Aug. 19, 2005 at 5:50 PM"
Why was Pamela Anderson roasted?

That seems pointless.
I thought the same thing. Is she a comedian? No? Then why is she being roasted on Comedy Central?
Well, they did raise a lot of money for charity...
For hepatitis?
They were raising money for PETA. Everyone was cracking on Courtney just as much as they were Pam.

One part I thought was really in bad taste; a guy told Courtney that she looked worse than Kurt did right now. sad.gif
remember that its all in your head.
Posted  Monday, August 22, 2005 at 12:44 PM
Post 38 of 41
"Quote from lalalayousangtome on Aug. 22, 2005 at 12:06 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Aug. 20, 2005 at 10:49 AM"
"Quote from carligula on Aug. 20, 2005 at 10:36 AM"
"Quote from jamiecarroll on Aug. 20, 2005 at 2:01 AM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Aug. 19, 2005 at 5:50 PM"
Why was Pamela Anderson roasted?

That seems pointless.
I thought the same thing. Is she a comedian? No? Then why is she being roasted on Comedy Central?
Well, they did raise a lot of money for charity...
For hepatitis?
They were raising money for PETA.
In that case, forget my attempt to defend having such an event.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 10:41 AM
Post 39 of 41
you guys have no idea
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 9:41 AM
Post 40 of 41
"Quote from jamiecarroll on Oct. 7, 2003 at 1:21 PM"
I only feel sorry for FB because she has to live with having a crazy bitch for a mother. That doesn't really mean she won't grow up to be a productive member of society. Lots of productive members of society have wacko parents.
Frances insight.
remember that its all in your head.
Posted  Wednesday, September 7, 2005 at 10:37 AM
Post 41 of 41
"Quote from lalalayousangtome on Sep. 7, 2005 at 9:41 AM"
"Quote from jamiecarroll on Oct. 7, 2003 at 1:21 PM"
I only feel sorry for FB because she has to live with having a crazy bitch for a mother.  That doesn't really mean she won't grow up to be a productive member of society.  Lots of productive members of society have wacko parents.
Frances insight.
She's beautiful.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete