Not only that, but they have a new website.

And I just want to say that "We are really rocking now, haven't we?" may be the best song title ever.

(Edited by carligula at 4:11 pm on Jan. 6, 2004)

Cool. I can't wait to get that album.

whoa. when did the strokes ditch julian?

I have a good feeling that we will be at the 23rd show. I'm looking forward to seeing them for the 1st time ever.

I detect a hint of Frank Black. Me likes. Who is the lead singer for this band?

Dave Paulsen of Character fame. He was also in a band called Esposito that I had the pleasure of seeing-- unfortunately only once.

He's also been known to post here on occassion.

Well, the site wasn't quite ready to debut to the world (thanks Carligula), but now that the cat is out of the bag, come on down to www.theprivates.net. There is still a little tweaking to do, but it is more or less done. Those of you who have already been may want to go back, because I changed one of the songs available for download. Anyway, visit the site and sign the mailing list.

I'm an amphibian... and I'm quite cold. Can we cuddle?

i really really like the songs i've heard and will definately be getting the album. and i am looking forward to sneaking into the sutler to see them play.

definitely my child, definitely. my fathers work would not be complete if i were to let such a sin slide.

AH! i usually spell it "definatley" so i was like patting myself on the back for catching it (or so i thought). i think that is the word i misspell most often.

carl got BUSTED!

I hang my in-the-know head in shame.

At least I didn't spill the beans about that other stuff, Keith. You know what I'm talking about.

Edit-- oh, wait, I just got the Features mailer-- I guess it's no longer a secret.

FEATURES AT INFERNO BAR THE 22ND AND 12TH AND PORTER THE 24TH!!!

(Edited by carligula at 10:42 am on Jan. 8, 2004)

You held the shows secret well, Carl. I believe we can trust you.

I didn't know they were secret.... oooops
Hopefully the Daigle will not pass his scorn upon thee...

(Edited by Peace Frog at 11:38 am on Jan. 8, 2004)

the only reason you know these things is because you're doing the bassist.

slut

Yeah, well how come I knew about the Features show before you?

...wait... don't answer that.

we all know you're screwing roger

roger will screw anyone

now when i come home i pump up the privates.

I used to do that in High School too....

Nice.

Somebody's got to teach her the values of being the "straight man" and not in the way you wish you were Keith...

hey, i was fully aware of the pun in my post, alright.

where ae the privates from?

somewhere down south...

Nope. Still not tired of these jokes.

"I'll Be An Indian" is great. I'll definitely get a copy...

CARL! you bitch!!!

I feel like a total dumbass.

(Edited by hereiamagain at 10:10 pm on Jan. 12, 2004)

wait a sec. i'm doing roger. how many of us are in bed with this guy/sexy bassist. i guess i will be spending monday with him.

doesn't take much

you guys realize this is libel, right?

Actually, in this case, I believe that Roger would be considered a "public figure," and thus would not be eligible to claim libel.

As a personal aside, however, I would just like to say that to me, Roger is just the biggest sweetheart. I think that the "reputation" that he has developed on this MB, though it is certainly mostly in jest, is really too bad.

jamiecarroll, i love it when i'm not the only smart person on the message board.

don't fall for it, carroll, he's just trying to get a piece of that ass!

his wafflehouse date after the wallstreet show did me in. i told him she was a dumbass, though, so hopefully he took my advice and ditched her.

ah yes, that is correct, but he is a LLC member which I believes protects him from harmful and false accusations made to harm his flawless reputation. While these are made in jest, they are hurtful to the parties involved. I refuse to sit around and let rumors be started that are getting back to Roger. He is a sweetheart and his family and friends read this MB.

It is also best to know your facts before you go and assume things. Since when is it a crime to go to a 24-hour restaurant and eat some scattered all the way hashbrowns with a member of the opposite sex? I appreciate you looking out for Roger, though.

yeah, i'm sure it was a business date.

actually, me and p.p talked to him while she was in the restroom.

I am aware of this and not concerned.

then why make mention of it, doggg?

unless the retarded "i normall dress more athletic than this" chick was yoooou

then i could see where you would be offended

Was doo doo there as well?

For the record, all previous jokes that I made about Roger back in the day were purely in jest. ie - the "smack and hoes" remarks. He is quite nice and smackfree.

that was dirrrty

except when he's smackin that asssssssss

Well, yeah, except for then.

When is that Privates CD release show?

Did you not go to the website? Why do I even bother?

It wouldn't let me get to the website, like it was too good for me or something.

*ok, so it let me on this time. Whomever came up with "Get in touch with The Privates" deserves many thanks.

(Edited by richarddawson at 8:50 pm on Jan. 14, 2004)

Not to be confused with www.theprivates.com

J

DO THE PRIVATES HAVE SEX?
WHO DO THE PRIVATES HAVE SEX WITH?
WHO ARE THE PRIVATES?

Unfortunately, it's looking like this show at The End won't be the CD release show after all (damn suits). But come anyway, because I'm sure it will be good. I think Hot Pipes are opening.

we shouldn't be talking about privates

roger's family and friends read this message board

Luckily, I don't think that it will really affect the attendance. It's a Friday night and there's a buzz around the band at the moment. I expect there to be a fair-sized crowd. Will this make the Sutler show the official CD release?

Most likely.

This show continues to kick more ass.

I believe one of them claims you as their significant other...

ahem

smee

(Edited by richarddawson at 1:36 pm on Jan. 15, 2004)

i have no idea what you're talking about.

don't you think it's time you cum clean?

look mom,

no wet spot

so what are the chances of being able to see the privates play with the mattoid, on command!, and some other bands on the 7th?

this would be a great fucking show

really

Very slim since The Features have a show in England on the 6th. I would assume Rollum wouldn't want to play a show in Nashville on the 7th even if they were back in town.

Yeah and I hear the Privates keyboardist/guitarist will be in Chicago maxin' and relaxin' with his special lady on the 7th. Too bad kiddies.

Apparently our CD (which will not be available at the show FRIDAY JANUARY 23 AT THE END) has been reviewed by The Rage.

Check it out here!

www.theprivates.net

(Edited by Keith at 3:51 pm on Jan. 22, 2004)

i'm not gonna lie

i'm really looking forward to tomorrow's show.

for serious

ditto to the max

I am also totally excited. Embarrassingly (though just as excitingly) enough, this will be my first Privates show.

(I think I just made up a couple of words.)

Speaking of, I have a student who keeps playing with his privates during class . As if public schools couldn't get any grosser.

Sorry. Go Privates!

how old are these kids again?

This one is 16, I think.

Old enough to know better.

what a freak. this is one of the things that makes me question whether i want to let the girls go to a public school during the teen years or even now.

that's it. we're moving to new zealand tomorrow. the girls can be schooled by Gandolf the White along with a couple of elves and hobbits.

Sounds like a good plan to me!

Jeeze, I knew you liked 'em young, but c'mon!

For some reason, an unusual amount of baseball players did that when I went to Gallatin HS. Or, at least, they would just whip it out all of the time, etc. The few supposedly cool people who were on the football team (5, maybe) were always touching guys asses. One in particular, whom I had been skeptical of since 7th grade, dated some pretty good looking girls, but would forever touch guys asses and try to pass it off as a cool "I'm comfortable doing this" sort of thing. He once attempted to watch Brother Love take a shower at his house. He was so gay, and an asshole, mostly an asshole.

Shit. Sorry about that last night then, I thought you were down.

i totally agree, RD.

[/QUOTE]For some reason, an unusual amount of baseball players did that when I went to Gallatin HS. Or, at least, they would just whip it out all of the time, etc. The few supposedly cool people who were on the football team (5, maybe) were always touching guys asses. One in particular, whom I had been skeptical of since 7th grade, dated some pretty good looking girls, but would forever touch guys asses and try to pass it off as a cool "I'm comfortable doing this" sort of thing. He once attempted to watch Brother Love take a shower at his house. He was so gay, and an asshole, mostly an asshole.[/QUOTE]


The funniest things I've heard in a long time. Thanks, RD.

(sorry for the quoting mishap)

(Edited by iwantelvis at 2:12 pm on Jan. 26, 2004)

the privates and on command! should play a show together.