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TOPIC: The Privates
Posted  Tuesday, January 6, 2004 at 1:07 PM
Post 1 of 73
Not only that, but they have a new website.

And I just want to say that "We are really rocking now, haven't we?" may be the best song title ever.

(Edited by carligula at 4:11 pm on Jan. 6, 2004)
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, January 6, 2004 at 3:35 PM
Post 2 of 73
Cool. I can't wait to get that album.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Tuesday, January 6, 2004 at 4:06 PM
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whoa. when did the strokes ditch julian?
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Tuesday, January 6, 2004 at 5:02 PM
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I have a good feeling that we will be at the 23rd show. I'm looking forward to seeing them for the 1st time ever.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Tuesday, January 6, 2004 at 5:11 PM
Post 5 of 73
I detect a hint of Frank Black. Me likes. Who is the lead singer for this band?
Teenage angst has paid off well
Posted  Tuesday, January 6, 2004 at 5:27 PM
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"Quote from somethingman on Jan. 6, 2004 at 5:11 PM"
I detect a hint of Frank Black. Me likes. Who is the lead singer for this band?
Dave Paulsen of Character fame. He was also in a band called Esposito that I had the pleasure of seeing-- unfortunately only once.

He's also been known to post here on occassion.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, January 7, 2004 at 7:10 PM
Post 7 of 73
Well, the site wasn't quite ready to debut to the world (thanks Carligula), but now that the cat is out of the bag, come on down to www.theprivates.net. There is still a little tweaking to do, but it is more or less done. Those of you who have already been may want to go back, because I changed one of the songs available for download. Anyway, visit the site and sign the mailing list.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Wednesday, January 7, 2004 at 8:16 PM
Post 8 of 73
I'm an amphibian... and I'm quite cold. Can we cuddle?
Posted  Wednesday, January 7, 2004 at 10:26 PM
Post 9 of 73
i really really like the songs i've heard and will definately be getting the album. and i am looking forward to sneaking into the sutler to see them play.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Wednesday, January 7, 2004 at 11:00 PM
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"Quote from rachel on Jan. 7, 2004 at 10:26 PM"
definately
definitely my child, definitely. my fathers work would not be complete if i were to let such a sin slide.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, January 7, 2004 at 11:12 PM
Post 11 of 73
"Quote from damon on Jan. 7, 2004 at 11:00 PM"
"Quote from rachel on Jan. 7, 2004 at 10:26 PM"
definately
definitely my child, definitely. my fathers work would not be complete if i were to let such a sin slide.
AH! i usually spell it "definatley" so i was like patting myself on the back for catching it (or so i thought). i think that is the word i misspell most often.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 10:28 AM
Post 12 of 73
"Quote from Keith on Jan. 7, 2004 at 7:10 PM"
Well, the site wasn't quite ready to debut to the world (thanks Carligula), but now that the cat is out of the bag, come on down to www.theprivates.net.
carl got BUSTED!
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 10:40 AM
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"Quote from smee on Jan. 8, 2004 at 10:28 AM"
"Quote from Keith on Jan. 7, 2004 at 7:10 PM"
Well, the site wasn't quite ready to debut to the world (thanks Carligula), but now that the cat is out of the bag, come on down to www.theprivates.net.
carl got BUSTED!
I hang my in-the-know head in shame.

At least I didn't spill the beans about that other stuff, Keith. You know what I'm talking about.

Edit-- oh, wait, I just got the Features mailer-- I guess it's no longer a secret.

FEATURES AT INFERNO BAR THE 22ND AND 12TH AND PORTER THE 24TH!!!

(Edited by carligula at 10:42 am on Jan. 8, 2004)
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 11:26 AM
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You held the shows secret well, Carl. I believe we can trust you.
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 11:38 AM
Post 15 of 73
I didn't know they were secret.... oooops
Hopefully the Daigle will not pass his scorn upon thee...

(Edited by Peace Frog at 11:38 am on Jan. 8, 2004)
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 1:39 PM
Post 16 of 73
"Quote from Keith on Jan. 7, 2004 at 8:10 PM"
Well, the site wasn't quite ready to debut to the world (thanks Carligula), but now that the cat is out of the bag, come on down to www.theprivates.net. There is still a little tweaking to do, but it is more or less done. Those of you who have already been may want to go back, because I changed one of the songs available for download. Anyway, visit the site and sign the mailing list.
the only reason you know these things is because you're doing the bassist.

slut
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 2:50 PM
Post 17 of 73
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 8, 2004 at 1:39 PM"
the only reason you know these things is because you're doing the bassist.

slut
Yeah, well how come I knew about the Features show before you?

...wait... don't answer that.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 5:12 PM
Post 18 of 73
"Quote from carligula on Jan. 8, 2004 at 3:50 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 8, 2004 at 1:39 PM"
the only reason you know these things is because you're doing the bassist.

slut
Yeah, well how come I knew about the Features show before you?

...wait... don't answer that.
we all know you're screwing roger

roger will screw anyone
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 9:14 PM
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now when i come home i pump up the privates.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 10:17 PM
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I used to do that in High School too....
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 10:45 PM
Post 21 of 73
"Quote from Peace Frog on Jan. 8, 2004 at 11:17 PM"
I used to do that in High School too....
Nice.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 11:33 PM
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Somebody's got to teach her the values of being the "straight man" and not in the way you wish you were Keith...
Posted  Friday, January 9, 2004 at 6:23 AM
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hey, i was fully aware of the pun in my post, alright.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Friday, January 9, 2004 at 6:32 AM
Post 24 of 73
where ae the privates from?
Shut up and play yer' guitar. - Frank Zappa
Posted  Friday, January 9, 2004 at 9:44 AM
Post 25 of 73
"Quote from hereiamagain on Jan. 9, 2004 at 6:32 AM"
where ae the privates from?
somewhere down south...
Posted  Friday, January 9, 2004 at 10:36 AM
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Nope. Still not tired of these jokes.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 1:25 PM
Post 27 of 73
"I'll Be An Indian" is great. I'll definitely get a copy...
Posted  Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 7:00 PM
Post 28 of 73
"Quote from carligula on Jan. 8, 2004 at 3:50 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 8, 2004 at 1:39 PM"
the only reason you know these things is because you're doing the bassist.

slut
Yeah, well how come I knew about the Features show before you?

...wait... don't answer that.
CARL! you bitch!!!
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Sunday, January 11, 2004 at 5:13 PM
Post 29 of 73
"Quote from HaveSomeSoma on Jan. 9, 2004 at 9:44 AM"
"Quote from hereiamagain on Jan. 9, 2004 at 6:32 AM"
where ae the privates from?
somewhere down south...
laugh.gif
Posted  Monday, January 12, 2004 at 10:10 PM
Post 30 of 73
I feel like a total dumbass. unsure.gif

(Edited by hereiamagain at 10:10 pm on Jan. 12, 2004)
Shut up and play yer' guitar. - Frank Zappa
Posted  Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 1:12 AM
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wait a sec. i'm doing roger. how many of us are in bed with this guy/sexy bassist. i guess i will be spending monday with him.
Posted  Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 9:33 AM
Post 32 of 73
"Quote from hereiamagain on Jan. 12, 2004 at 11:10 PM"
I feel like a total dumbass. unsure.gif
doesn't take much
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 10:33 AM
Post 33 of 73
you guys realize this is libel, right?
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 11:50 AM
Post 34 of 73
"Quote from mindylieu on Jan. 13, 2004 at 11:33 AM"
you guys realize this is libel, right?
Actually, in this case, I believe that Roger would be considered a "public figure," and thus would not be eligible to claim libel.

As a personal aside, however, I would just like to say that to me, Roger is just the biggest sweetheart. I think that the "reputation" that he has developed on this MB, though it is certainly mostly in jest, is really too bad.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 12:29 PM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on Jan. 13, 2004 at 12:50 PM"
"Quote from mindylieu on Jan. 13, 2004 at 11:33 AM"
you guys realize this is libel, right?
Actually, in this case, I believe that Roger would be considered a "public figure," and thus would not be eligible to claim libel.
jamiecarroll, i love it when i'm not the only smart person on the message board.

"Quote"
As a personal aside, however, I would just like to say that to me, Roger is just the biggest sweetheart.  
don't fall for it, carroll, he's just trying to get a piece of that ass!

"Quote"
I think that the "reputation" that he has developed on this MB, though it is certainly mostly in jest, is really too bad.
his wafflehouse date after the wallstreet show did me in. i told him she was a dumbass, though, so hopefully he took my advice and ditched her.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 5:12 PM
Post 36 of 73
"Quote from jamiecarroll on Jan. 13, 2004 at 12:50 PM"
"Quote from mindylieu on Jan. 13, 2004 at 11:33 AM"
you guys realize this is libel, right?
Actually, in this case, I believe that Roger would be considered a "public figure," and thus would not be eligible to claim libel.
ah yes, that is correct, but he is a LLC member which I believes protects him from harmful and false accusations made to harm his flawless reputation. While these are made in jest, they are hurtful to the parties involved. I refuse to sit around and let rumors be started that are getting back to Roger. He is a sweetheart and his family and friends read this MB.

It is also best to know your facts before you go and assume things. Since when is it a crime to go to a 24-hour restaurant and eat some scattered all the way hashbrowns with a member of the opposite sex? I appreciate you looking out for Roger, though.
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 5:23 PM
Post 37 of 73
"Quote from mindylieu on Jan. 13, 2004 at 6:12 PM"

It is also best to know your facts before you go and assume things. Since when is it a crime to go to a 24-hour restaurant and eat some scattered all the way hashbrowns with a member of the opposite sex? I appreciate you looking out for Roger, though.
yeah, i'm sure it was a business date.

actually, me and p.p talked to him while she was in the restroom.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 5:53 PM
Post 38 of 73
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 13, 2004 at 6:23 PM"
"Quote from mindylieu on Jan. 13, 2004 at 6:12 PM"

It is also best to know your facts before you go and assume things.  Since when is it a crime to go to a 24-hour restaurant and eat some scattered all the way hashbrowns with a member of the opposite sex?  I appreciate you looking out for Roger, though.
yeah, i'm sure it was a business date.

actually, me and p.p talked to him while she was in the restroom.
I am aware of this and not concerned.
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 5:54 PM
Post 39 of 73
"Quote from mindylieu on Jan. 13, 2004 at 6:53 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 13, 2004 at 6:23 PM"
"Quote from mindylieu on Jan. 13, 2004 at 6:12 PM"

It is also best to know your facts before you go and assume things.  Since when is it a crime to go to a 24-hour restaurant and eat some scattered all the way hashbrowns with a member of the opposite sex?  I appreciate you looking out for Roger, though.
yeah, i'm sure it was a business date.

actually, me and p.p talked to him while she was in the restroom.
I am aware of this and not concerned.
then why make mention of it, doggg?
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, January 13, 2004 at 5:55 PM
Post 40 of 73
unless the retarded "i normall dress more athletic than this" chick was yoooou

then i could see where you would be offended
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 3:21 PM
Post 41 of 73
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 13, 2004 at 5:23 PM"
actually, me and p.p talked to him while she was in the restroom.
Was doo doo there as well?

For the record, all previous jokes that I made about Roger back in the day were purely in jest. ie - the "smack and hoes" remarks. He is quite nice and smackfree.
Posted  Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 3:43 PM
Post 42 of 73
"Quote from richarddawson on Jan. 14, 2004 at 4:21 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 13, 2004 at 5:23 PM"
actually, me and p.p talked to him while she was in the restroom.
Was doo doo there as well?
that was dirrrty
"Quote"
.... He is quite nice and smackfree.

except when he's smackin that asssssssss
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 3:48 PM
Post 43 of 73
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 14, 2004 at 3:43 PM"
"Quote from richarddawson on Jan. 14, 2004 at 4:21 PM"
He is quite nice and smackfree.
except when he's smackin that asssssssss
Well, yeah, except for then.

When is that Privates CD release show?
Posted  Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 5:30 PM
Post 44 of 73
"Quote from richarddawson on Jan. 14, 2004 at 3:48 PM"
When is that Privates CD release show?
Did you not go to the website? Why do I even bother?
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 8:40 PM
Post 45 of 73
"Quote from carligula on Jan. 14, 2004 at 5:30 PM"
"Quote from richarddawson on Jan. 14, 2004 at 3:48 PM"
When is that Privates CD release show?
Did you not go to the website? Why do I even bother?
It wouldn't let me get to the website, like it was too good for me or something.

*ok, so it let me on this time. Whomever came up with "Get in touch with The Privates" deserves many thanks.

(Edited by richarddawson at 8:50 pm on Jan. 14, 2004)
Posted  Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 8:53 PM
Post 46 of 73
"Quote from carligula on Jan. 14, 2004 at 5:30 PM"
Did you not go to the website? Why do I even bother?
Not to be confused with www.theprivates.com

J
Teenage angst has paid off well
Posted  Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 2:49 AM
Post 47 of 73
DO THE PRIVATES HAVE SEX?
WHO DO THE PRIVATES HAVE SEX WITH?
WHO ARE THE PRIVATES?
Posted  Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 2:53 AM
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Unfortunately, it's looking like this show at The End won't be the CD release show after all (damn suits). But come anyway, because I'm sure it will be good. I think Hot Pipes are opening.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 10:08 AM
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we shouldn't be talking about privates

roger's family and friends read this message board
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 12:55 PM
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"Quote from Keith on Jan. 15, 2004 at 2:53 AM"
Unfortunately, it's looking like this show at The End won't be the CD release show after all (damn suits). But come anyway, because I'm sure it will be good. I think Hot Pipes are opening.
Luckily, I don't think that it will really affect the attendance. It's a Friday night and there's a buzz around the band at the moment. I expect there to be a fair-sized crowd. Will this make the Sutler show the official CD release?
Posted  Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 1:09 PM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Jan. 15, 2004 at 1:55 PM"
Will this make the Sutler show the official CD release?
Most likely.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 1:34 PM
Post 52 of 73
"Quote from Keith on Jan. 15, 2004 at 1:09 PM"
"Quote from richarddawson on Jan. 15, 2004 at 1:55 PM"
Will this make the Sutler show the official CD release?
Most likely.
This show continues to kick more ass.
Posted  Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 1:36 PM
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"Quote from dick_weinersex on Jan. 15, 2004 at 2:49 AM"
WHO DO THE PRIVATES HAVE SEX WITH?
I believe one of them claims you as their significant other...

ahem

smee

(Edited by richarddawson at 1:36 pm on Jan. 15, 2004)
Posted  Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 2:12 PM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Jan. 15, 2004 at 1:36 PM"
"Quote from dick_weinersex on Jan. 15, 2004 at 2:49 AM"
WHO DO THE PRIVATES HAVE SEX WITH?
I believe one of them claims you as their significant other...

ahem

smee
i have no idea what you're talking about.
Posted  Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 2:16 PM
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"Quote from smee on Jan. 15, 2004 at 2:12 PM"
"Quote from richarddawson on Jan. 15, 2004 at 1:36 PM"
"Quote from dick_weinersex on Jan. 15, 2004 at 2:49 AM"
WHO DO THE PRIVATES HAVE SEX WITH?
I believe one of them claims you as their significant other...

ahem

smee
i have no idea what you're talking about.
don't you think it's time you cum clean?
Posted  Thursday, January 15, 2004 at 2:30 PM
Post 56 of 73
look mom,

no wet spot
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Friday, January 16, 2004 at 11:19 AM
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so what are the chances of being able to see the privates play with the mattoid, on command!, and some other bands on the 7th?

this would be a great fucking show

really
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Friday, January 16, 2004 at 1:46 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 16, 2004 at 12:19 PM"
so what are the chances of being able to see the privates play with the mattoid, on command!, and some other bands on the 7th?

this would be a great fucking show

really
Very slim since The Features have a show in England on the 6th. I would assume Rollum wouldn't want to play a show in Nashville on the 7th even if they were back in town.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Wednesday, January 21, 2004 at 4:04 PM
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Yeah and I hear the Privates keyboardist/guitarist will be in Chicago maxin' and relaxin' with his special lady on the 7th. Too bad kiddies.
Baby Jane's in Acapulco, we're all flying down to Riooooooooooooo
Posted  Thursday, January 22, 2004 at 2:40 PM
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Apparently our CD (which will not be available at the show FRIDAY JANUARY 23 AT THE END) has been reviewed by The Rage.

Check it out here!

www.theprivates.net

(Edited by Keith at 3:51 pm on Jan. 22, 2004)
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Thursday, January 22, 2004 at 3:34 PM
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i'm not gonna lie

i'm really looking forward to tomorrow's show.

for serious
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, January 22, 2004 at 4:21 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 22, 2004 at 3:34 PM"
i'm really looking forward to tomorrow's show.
ditto to the max
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Thursday, January 22, 2004 at 9:36 PM
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I am also totally excited. Embarrassingly (though just as excitingly) enough, this will be my first Privates show.

(I think I just made up a couple of words.)

Speaking of, I have a student who keeps playing with his privates during class . As if public schools couldn't get any grosser.

Sorry. Go Privates!
Posted  Friday, January 23, 2004 at 8:27 AM
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how old are these kids again?
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Friday, January 23, 2004 at 8:34 AM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 23, 2004 at 8:27 AM"
how old are these kids again?
This one is 16, I think.

Old enough to know better.
Posted  Friday, January 23, 2004 at 9:00 AM
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what a freak. this is one of the things that makes me question whether i want to let the girls go to a public school during the teen years or even now.

that's it. we're moving to new zealand tomorrow. the girls can be schooled by Gandolf the White along with a couple of elves and hobbits.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Friday, January 23, 2004 at 11:14 AM
Post 67 of 73
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 23, 2004 at 9:00 AM"
what a freak. this is one of the things that makes me question whether i want to let the girls go to a public school during the teen years or even now.

that's it. we're moving to new zealand tomorrow. the girls can be schooled by Gandolf the White along with a couple of elves and hobbits.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Posted  Friday, January 23, 2004 at 11:51 AM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 23, 2004 at 8:27 AM"
how old are these kids again?
Jeeze, I knew you liked 'em young, but c'mon!
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Friday, January 23, 2004 at 2:58 PM
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"Quote from Token on Jan. 23, 2004 at 8:34 AM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 23, 2004 at 8:27 AM"
how old are these kids again?
This one is 16, I think.

Old enough to know better.
For some reason, an unusual amount of baseball players did that when I went to Gallatin HS. Or, at least, they would just whip it out all of the time, etc. The few supposedly cool people who were on the football team (5, maybe) were always touching guys asses. One in particular, whom I had been skeptical of since 7th grade, dated some pretty good looking girls, but would forever touch guys asses and try to pass it off as a cool "I'm comfortable doing this" sort of thing. He once attempted to watch Brother Love take a shower at his house. He was so gay, and an asshole, mostly an asshole.
Posted  Friday, January 23, 2004 at 7:39 PM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Jan. 23, 2004 at 2:58 PM"
One in particular, whom I had been skeptical of since 7th grade, dated some pretty good looking girls, but would forever touch guys asses and try to pass it off as a cool "I'm comfortable doing this" sort of thing.
Shit. Sorry about that last night then, I thought you were down.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Monday, January 26, 2004 at 12:01 PM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Jan. 23, 2004 at 3:58 PM"
One in particular, whom I had been skeptical of since 7th grade, dated some pretty good looking girls, but would forever touch guys asses and try to pass it off as a cool "I'm comfortable doing this" sort of thing. He once attempted to watch Brother Love take a shower at his house. He was so gay, and an asshole, mostly an asshole.
i totally agree, RD.
Posted  Monday, January 26, 2004 at 1:10 PM
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[/QUOTE]For some reason, an unusual amount of baseball players did that when I went to Gallatin HS. Or, at least, they would just whip it out all of the time, etc. The few supposedly cool people who were on the football team (5, maybe) were always touching guys asses. One in particular, whom I had been skeptical of since 7th grade, dated some pretty good looking girls, but would forever touch guys asses and try to pass it off as a cool "I'm comfortable doing this" sort of thing. He once attempted to watch Brother Love take a shower at his house. He was so gay, and an asshole, mostly an asshole.[/QUOTE]


The funniest things I've heard in a long time. Thanks, RD.

(sorry for the quoting mishap)

(Edited by iwantelvis at 2:12 pm on Jan. 26, 2004)
Posted  Tuesday, January 27, 2004 at 11:06 AM
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the privates and on command! should play a show together.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good