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TOPIC: 5 months for martha
Posted  Saturday, July 17, 2004 at 1:18 AM
Post 1 of 16
that's too much
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Saturday, July 17, 2004 at 7:46 AM
Post 2 of 16
I thought she was supposed to get a minimum of 10 months. What happened?

Meanwhile, Kobe Bryant's case seems to be going his way.
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Posted  Saturday, July 17, 2004 at 8:56 AM
Post 3 of 16
she got 5 months of house arrest, too.

i need to catch up on the kobe case. i'm waiting for the chick to call a press conference and confess she's a dirty whore
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Saturday, July 17, 2004 at 11:15 AM
Post 4 of 16
i've always rather liked martha stewart for some reason, so i don't like the fact that she's even going to jail...she's not a criminal--she did a stupid thing, but they should just fine her bigtime and put her under house arrest for a year or something. maybe make her wear shorts with argyle socks in public...on a somewhat lighter note, i can't wait to see how she decorates her cell.
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Posted  Monday, July 19, 2004 at 4:28 AM
Post 5 of 16
I've never liked her, but I respect her. I feel bad for her. Total witch-hunt...it was a bunch of people ganging up on the idea of the "perfect woman" that they all hated in high school.

She shouldn't have done it, but still. It sucks.
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, July 19, 2004 at 12:22 PM
Post 6 of 16
She will not spend a day in jail. Guaranteed.
"Look at that lip. Gonna bite it."
Posted  Monday, July 19, 2004 at 2:40 PM
Post 7 of 16
"Quote from MissSeptember on Jul. 19, 2004 at 3:28 AM"
I've never liked her, but I respect her. I feel bad for her. Total witch-hunt...it was a bunch of people ganging up on the idea of the "perfect woman" that they all hated in high school.

She shouldn't have done it, but still. It sucks.
If someone told me I was about to lose $60,000, I would've done it. I'm sure that kind of thing goes on all the time, but because Martha likes to make dog-kerchiefs out of $3,000 antique table cloths, they were determined to send her ass to jail.
You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. That's when you have to hope even harder, and stick your fingers in your ears and go "la la laaah!"
Posted  Monday, July 19, 2004 at 11:00 PM
Post 8 of 16
"Quote from Chiren on Jul. 19, 2004 at 2:40 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Jul. 19, 2004 at 3:28 AM"
I've never liked her, but I respect her. I feel bad for her. Total witch-hunt...it was a bunch of people ganging up on the idea of the "perfect woman" that they all hated in high school.

She shouldn't have done it, but still. It sucks.
If someone told me I was about to lose $60,000, I would've done it.
$60,000? Is that all this was over? That's like sixty bucks to her.
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Posted  Monday, July 19, 2004 at 11:28 PM
Post 9 of 16
"Quote from andrewjsmithson on Jul. 17, 2004 at 10:15 AM"
i can't wait to see how she decorates her cell.
She wouldn't be able to. The only "decorating" they can do at the place she'd be going is 4 pictures in each inmate's locker.

and I agree with your statement about her not deserving jail time. True, she hasn't served a day yet, but still. There are dozens of celebrities that have done worse and not seen a day of prizon life.
Posted  Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 4:11 PM
Post 10 of 16
that is too much. give her all 10 months in house arrest so she can still do her show. punishing martha is also punishing the rest of america. i need my "living."
Posted  Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 4:17 PM
Post 11 of 16
I think famous people who use their position in society to cheat the market should be pardoned of any wrongdoing they may commit. FREE MARTHA!
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 4:24 PM
Post 12 of 16
"Quote from joeywade on Jul. 19, 2004 at 11:28 PM"
"Quote from andrewjsmithson on Jul. 17, 2004 at 10:15 AM"
i can't wait to see how she decorates her cell.
She wouldn't be able to. The only "decorating" they can do at the place she'd be going is 4 pictures in each inmate's locker.
I think he was joking. I assume this because I've heard the same joke about 3005 times in the past year.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 4:33 PM
Post 13 of 16
"Quote from Tom Foolery on Jul. 20, 2004 at 3:17 PM"
I think famous people who use their position in society to cheat the market should be pardoned of any wrongdoing they may commit. FREE MARTHA!
exactly!
Posted  Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 4:34 PM
Post 14 of 16
"Quote from carligula on Jul. 20, 2004 at 3:24 PM"
I think he was joking. I assume this because I've heard the same joke about 3005 times in the past year.
i was, in fact, joking. sorry that you've heard it 3006 times now. i haven't heard it once, but i really don't get out much.
tell me facts tell me facts tell me facts
tell me facts throw your arms around me
Posted  Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 4:40 PM
Post 15 of 16
"Quote from carligula on Jul. 20, 2004 at 4:24 PM"
"Quote from joeywade on Jul. 19, 2004 at 11:28 PM"
"Quote from andrewjsmithson on Jul. 17, 2004 at 10:15 AM"
i can't wait to see how she decorates her cell.
She wouldn't be able to. The only "decorating" they can do at the place she'd be going is 4 pictures in each inmate's locker.
I think he was joking. I assume this because I've heard the same joke about 3005 times in the past year.
There's something wrong in the universe when Carl calls someone out for a tired joke.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 4:48 PM
Post 16 of 16
"Quote from Ceeze on Jul. 20, 2004 at 4:40 PM"
"Quote from carligula on Jul. 20, 2004 at 4:24 PM"
"Quote from joeywade on Jul. 19, 2004 at 11:28 PM"
"Quote from andrewjsmithson on Jul. 17, 2004 at 10:15 AM"
i can't wait to see how she decorates her cell.
She wouldn't be able to. The only "decorating" they can do at the place she'd be going is 4 pictures in each inmate's locker.
I think he was joking. I assume this because I've heard the same joke about 3005 times in the past year.
There's something wrong in the universe when Carl calls someone out for a tired joke.
That's what your mom said.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete