"So informative, even I found out who I was."
- Albert Gallatin, Secretary of the Treasury, 1801 - 1814

"Cruelly wrested from the hands of my ancestors or not, AMERICA makes a great read!"
- Chief Standing Ox, Navajo Nation

"Thank you for your manuscript. We regret that it does not suit our needs at the current time.
- Jason Hay, editor, Little, Brown and Company

"A 'Bridget Jones's Diary' for the comedic nonfiction government textbook set."
- Melissa Bank, author of 'The Girl's Guide to Hunting and Fishing'

"This is an epic talke of rock 'n' roll Babylon; a story of the evil men do told by the men themselves. Armed with eyeliners, guitars, and hypodermic needles, the men of Motley Crue got everything they ever wanted and then threw it all away."
- Rolling Stone

"This is similar to my works in that anyone who reads it is sure to be an asshole for at least a month afterward."
- Ayn Rand

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua!"
- Cicero

"I would certianly read this book if I were alive today, which, for all you geniuses out there, I am not."
- Abraham Lincoln

It is truly wonderful. Yadadada and I bought it the other day because we literally could not put it down at Borders. I thought employees were going to come scold us because we were laughing so hard at the naked pictures of the Supreme Court Justices.

You should all take a peek next time you're in some overpriced bookstore!

I agree.