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TOPIC: Bill Wyatt
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 7:07 PM
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So I was checking out the primaries on yahoo news when I ran across this page:

http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/files/ele...ON=POLITICS#TOP

Contrary to popular belief there is a GOP candidate challenging the incumbant George W. Bush. His name...Bill Wyatt.

I'm not really sure what to make of this jackass, but you have to see his website. It's pretty hilarious. Is it really this easy to end up on a national ballot? Maybe we should run Rollum next time. Oh, and he's running in both Republican and Democratic primaries.

http://billwyatt.org/

My personal favorite is his positions page which is highlighted by a huge image reading "i heart power"
Bill, it was a different time. It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent.
Posted  Tuesday, February 3, 2004 at 8:04 PM
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i think i might vote for this guy. i like his glasses.
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Posted  Wednesday, February 4, 2004 at 3:33 PM
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How could you not reelect the sexiest president this country has ever seen?
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Thursday, February 5, 2004 at 6:37 AM
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That was great carligula. When he was wearing that cowboy hat he looked like kid rock.
Shut up n' play yer guitar.
Frank Zappa
Posted  Friday, February 6, 2004 at 6:46 PM
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This Bill Wyatt dude kicks ass. He seems to be the most likely person to win this fall. Not!!!!!!! (He does kick ass though).

(Edited by paulfreaksmeout at 6:47 pm on Feb. 6, 2004)