Much like the Presidential candidate test, here is the one for religion:

Religion Test

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (99%)
3. Liberal Quakers (90%)
4. Neo-Pagan (85%)
5. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (75%)
7. New Age (72%)
8. Non-theist (71%)
9. Reform Judaism (63%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (58%)

1. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
2. Hinduism (92%)
3. Sikhism (90%)
4. Islam (88%)
5. Jehovah's Witness (79%)
6. Eastern Orthodox (77%)
7. Roman Catholic (77%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (72%)
9. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (70%)
10. Seventh Day Adventist (69%)
11. Jainism (68%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (65%)
13. Reform Judaism (64%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (61%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (57%)
16. Liberal Quakers (50%)
17. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (50%)
18. Scientology (45%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (44%)
20. Unitarian Universalism (44%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (41%)
22. Neo-Pagan (41%)
23. New Thought (41%)
24. New Age (26%)
25. Taoism (19%)
26. Non-theist (18%)
27. Secular Humanism (16%)

1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Secular Humanism (92%)
4. Liberal Quakers (84%)
5. Neo-Pagan (77%)
6. Taoism (75%)
7. Mahayana Buddhism (71%)
8. New Age (63%)
9. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
10. Non-theist (60%)
11. Jainism (58%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (55%)
13. Sikhism (52%)
14. Reform Judaism (47%)
15. Hinduism (43%)
16. New Thought (37%)
17. Bahá'í Faith (36%)
18. Scientology (33%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (30%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (20%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (17%)
23. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (15%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (13%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (11%)
26. Islam (11%)
27. Roman Catholic (11%)

(Edited by stopforme at 5:57 pm on May. 16, 2004)

1. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (100%)
2. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (89%)
3. Orthodox Quaker (83%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (76%)
5. Roman Catholic (76%)
6. Seventh Day Adventist (74%)
7. Liberal Quakers (51%)
8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (48%)
9. Unitarian Universalism (47%)
10. Islam (42%)
11. Orthodox Judaism (42%)
12. Jehovah's Witness (40%)
13. Hinduism (36%)
14. Reform Judaism (34%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (31%)
16. Non-theist (28%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (27%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (27%)
19. Jainism (26%)
20. Sikhism (25%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (24%)
22. New Thought (19%)
23. Taoism (19%)
24. Neo-Pagan (19%)
25. Secular Humanism (18%)
26. New Age (17%)
27. Scientology (12%)

1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
2. Theravada Buddhism (94%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
4. Neo-Pagan (92%)
5. Liberal Quakers (86%)
6. New Age (84%)
7. Taoism (82%)
8. Hinduism (79%)
9. Jainism (63%)
10. Secular Humanism (63%)

1. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Bahá'í Faith (93%)
3. Liberal Quakers (86%)
4. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (84%)
5. Orthodox Quaker (82%)
6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (80%)
7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (75%)
8. Jehovah's Witness (74%)
9. Unitarian Universalism (71%)
10. Reform Judaism (64%)
11. Sikhism (63%)
12. Islam (62%)
13. Orthodox Judaism (62%)
14. Seventh Day Adventist (57%)
15. Eastern Orthodox (56%)
16. Roman Catholic (56%)
17. New Thought (55%)
18. Scientology (50%)
19. Neo-Pagan (49%)
20. New Age (49%)
21. Jainism (48%)
22. Mahayana Buddhism (48%)
23. Theravada Buddhism (46%)
24. Secular Humanism (37%)
25. Hinduism (36%)
26. Taoism (34%)
27. Non-theist (21%)

# 1.      Theravada Buddhism (100%)
# 2.      Mahayana Buddhism (84%)
# 3.      Unitarian Universalism (84%)
# 4.      Neo-Pagan (81%)
# 5.      Liberal Quakers (69%)
# 6.      New Age (68%)
# 7.      Secular Humanism (65%)
# 8.      Taoism (64%)
# 9.      Jainism (62%)
# 10.      Hinduism (58%)
# 11.      Sikhism (57%)
# 12.      Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (50%)
# 13.      Orthodox Quaker (46%)
# 14.      Reform Judaism (43%)
# 15.      New Thought (41%)
# 16.      Non-theist (39%)
# 17.      Scientology (32%)
# 18.      Bahá'í Faith (31%)
# 19.      Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
# 20.      Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
# 21.      Orthodox Judaism (23%)
# 22.      Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (21%)
# 23.      Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (16%)
# 24.      Eastern Orthodox (14%)
# 25.      Islam (14%)
# 26.      Roman Catholic (14%)
# 27.      Jehovah's Witness (13%)

I thought this would be particularly interesting considering that I'm an agnostic...

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%) (I had no idea!)
2. Non-theist (90%)
3. Secular Humanism (90%)
4. Neo-Pagan (77%)
5. Liberal Quakers (72%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
7. New Age (65%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (54%) (this scares the hell out of me!)
9. Scientology (54%) (This, too!)
10. Taoism (48%)
11. New Thought (47%)
12. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (44%)
13. Hinduism (27%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (27%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (0%)
16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (0%)
17. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
18. Islam (0%)
19. Jainism (0%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
21. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (0%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (0%)
23. Orthodox Quaker (0%)
24. Reform Judaism (0%)
25. Roman Catholic (0%) (This is what I was raised-- ha!)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (0%)
27. Sikhism (0%)

I find this test to be a bit slanted, because I can read the questions, and see where they are going... but then again going to 17 years of Catholic school and studying world religions a good 10 of those, will do that...

so with that in mind:

Anton LaVay's Church of Satan: 100%... nuff said

If you're going to worship him, you should know it's spelled LaVey. You could imagine the embarrassment if the Dark Lord saw you spelling his name wrong!

I'm pissed that Daiglenetics didn't make it to the list. I've heard it's just like Uniterian Universalist, though, so I'm safe.

(Edited by carligula at 12:58 pm on May. 17, 2004)

I was to lazy to look up the dark masters name... I figured he'd forgive my sloth-like way in not looking his name up... it is after all a cardinal sin.

Nice.

I am also agnostic. I wasn't too surprised with the results.

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
3. Liberal Quakers (85%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (82%)
5. Neo-Pagan (80%)
6. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (73%)
7. New Age (70%)
8. Non-theist (65%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (61%)
10. Reform Judaism (58%)

Forgot to post my results, but I scored high on Mainline Protestant, Universalist Unitarian, Liberal Quaker, Eastern Orthodox, and Roman Catholic.

No real surprise there as I am a convert to Catholicism from Protestantism. I felt their take Catholicism was pretty conservative for my tastes.

What intrigued me was that many (including myself) scored high on the Quaker scale. My dad's brother was a Quaker minister, and I never really knew what that was all about. I just remember my mom criticizing them for wearing pants, even jeans (Huh!) to church. Ha! Fun childhood memories.

(Edited by Token at 8:44 pm on May. 17, 2004)

1.Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
2. Hinduism (89%)
3. Neo-Pagan (86%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (86%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (85%)
6. Jainism (83%)
7. New Age (82%)
8. Liberal Quakers (80%)
9. Taoism (76%)
10. New Thought (72%)

Last one was Roman Catholic (10%), which is what I'm married to. I took this quiz about 5 years ago & was primarily U-U & Quaker. Seems I've gotten very Eastern. Who is Jain? Quakers rule- check out the American Friends Service Committee.

Your Results:

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)

2. Liberal Quakers (97%)

3. Neo-Pagan (96%)

4. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (96%)

5. New Age (93%)

6. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (82%)

7. Mahayana Buddhism (78%)

8. Secular Humanism (78%)

9. New Thought (75%)

10. Bahá'í Faith (72%)

My friend just came back from India and saw many Jains. They are devoted to Gurus, and nature is very important to them-they don't believe in harming any living creature. She said they would wear masks to keep from ingesting bugs and would sweep in front of them so they wouldn't step on anything.

Yes. They're like ultra-extreme Hindus. They only eat fruit that falls from the tree on its own. Yes, that's right - they don't even believe in picking fruits and vegetables!

You wanna know why you don't meet many Jainists? Because most of them have starved to death!

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 8:38 pm on May. 20, 2004)

1. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (100%)
2. Eastern Orthodox (95%)
3. Roman Catholic (95%)
4. Seventh Day Adventist (89%)
5. Orthodox Quaker (87%)
6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (77%)
7. Jehovah's Witness (72%)
8. Hinduism (68%)
9. Orthodox Judaism (61%)
10. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
11. Islam (53%)
12. Jainism (42%)
13. Sikhism (41%)
14. Bahá'í Faith (41%)
15. Liberal Quakers (36%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (32%)
17. Theravada Buddhism (31%)
18. Unitarian Universalism (28%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
20. Reform Judaism (25%)
21. Neo-Pagan (22%)
22. Scientology (20%)
23. New Thought (19%)
24. New Age (17%)
25. Non-theist (15%)
26. Secular Humanism (12%)
27. Taoism (10%)

hmm...very unsurprising. the questions are kind of frustrating though--reducing complicated issues to a mere black and white...it's like that mitch hedberg bit--have you ever tried pcp or sugar? er....yes?

I agree completely. I was talking to TF about that the other night. And, a couple questions didn't have answers that I agreed with very strongly at all. They, of course, got marked as not being that important.

I was raised pretty strictly catholic, but my mom left the church when i was in high school and she's more new age now and i've kind of adopted a lot of her outlook, so this makes sense. Strangely, though, my pro life abortion stance didn't effect the outcome.

1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. New Age (99%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
4. Neo-Pagan (88%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (88%)
6. Bahá'í Faith (87%)
7. New Thought (86%)
8. Reform Judaism (84%) ???????
9. Jainism (80%)
10. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (77%)
12. Scientology (74%) THIS SCARES ME
13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (74%)
14. Hinduism (72%)
15. Sikhism (71%)
16. Orthodox Judaism (68%)
17. Theravada Buddhism (67%)
18. Taoism (66%)
19. Islam (61%)
20. Secular Humanism (57%)
21. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (40%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (38%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (35%)
24. Jehovah's Witness (35%)
25. Non-theist (33%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (19%)
27. Roman Catholic (19%)

wouldn't it be funny if dubya took this test and islam came up as his #1...

(Edited by roadie at 10:33 pm on Jun. 10, 2004)

1. Reform Judaism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)

3. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (95%)

4. Neo-Pagan (92%)

5. Liberal Quakers (87%)

6. Mahayana Buddhism (82%)

7. Theravada Buddhism (77%)

8. Sikhism (76%)

9. New Age (73%)

10. Orthodox Judaism (72%)