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TOPIC: Drunk Yogi Wreaks Havoc on Unsuspecting Coolers...
Posted  Thursday, August 19, 2004 at 10:03 AM
Post 1 of 9
This bear should be an inspiration to us all. There seriously needs to be a showdown between him and Powder P.

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Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground
Thursday, August 19, 2004 Posted: 9:32 AM EDT (1332 GMT)  

SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday.

"We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 kilometers) northeast of Seattle.

The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.

It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.

Wildlife agents chased the bear away, but it returned the next day, said Broxson.

They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.


(Edited by damon at 9:04 am on Aug. 19, 2004)
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Thursday, August 19, 2004 at 10:23 AM
Post 2 of 9
smart bear.
i let the melody shine
let it cleanse my mind
i feel free now.
Posted  Thursday, August 19, 2004 at 10:23 AM
Post 3 of 9
"Quote from damon on Aug. 19, 2004 at 10:03 AM"
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Wildlife agents chased the bear away, but it returned the next day, said Broxson.
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Posted  Thursday, August 19, 2004 at 10:52 AM
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"Quote from damon on Aug. 19, 2004 at 10:03 AM"
He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale...
"Quote from simone on Aug. 19, 2004 at 10:23 AM"
smart bear.
He didn't start out that way, but it sounds like he wised up as he went along.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Thursday, August 19, 2004 at 1:12 PM
Post 5 of 9
"Quote from Tom Foolery on Aug. 19, 2004 at 10:52 AM"
"Quote from damon on Aug. 19, 2004 at 10:03 AM"
He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale...
"Quote from simone on Aug. 19, 2004 at 10:23 AM"
smart bear.
He didn't start out that way, but it sounds like he wised up as he went along.
Actually, Rainier is more like a local Schlitz in the Northwest. Pretty foul stuff, loved only for its high alchohol content. I found this quote when looking for where it's brewed : "It is to beer as Night Train is to wine". Also found this one: "Smells like weed, starts out OK, turns into ass, it's nicknamed "Green Death". And another: " It's fairly known and some may debate it but I'm very positive that "green death" will make you "fart like a beast", it never fails".

I had no idea there was such a huge Rainier subculture! Turns out it's made by Pabst- so much for "local"
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Thursday, August 19, 2004 at 1:15 PM
Post 6 of 9
I was really hoping that this topic was about a crazed spiritual advisor.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Thursday, August 19, 2004 at 1:18 PM
Post 7 of 9
"Quote from carligula on Aug. 19, 2004 at 12:15 PM"
I was really hoping that this topic was about a crazed spiritual advisor.
Seek the bear, and all questions will be answered. Trascendental inebriation is where it's at.

(Edited by damon at 12:20 pm on Aug. 19, 2004)
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Thursday, August 19, 2004 at 6:26 PM
Post 8 of 9
"Quote from damon on Aug. 19, 2004 at 12:18 PM"
Trascendental inebriation is where it's at.
Has no one made the Ursa Major inebriation joke yet?
Posted  Friday, August 20, 2004 at 12:39 PM
Post 9 of 9
"Quote from damon on Aug. 19, 2004 at 2:18 PM"
Trascendental inebriation is where it's at.
this has been my philosophy for years.
i let the melody shine
let it cleanse my mind
i feel free now.