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Posted Friday, June 3, 2005 at 7:01 AM

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According to the white stripes official site they got married yesterday (2nd of June). check out the website and go to news!
http://www.whitestripes.com

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Posted Friday, June 3, 2005 at 8:47 AM

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"This was the first marriage for both newlyweds"

The plot thickens!

What's the story here, Sina? What did he tell you?

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Posted Friday, June 3, 2005 at 8:53 AM

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i love a juicy rebound revenge wedding

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

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Posted Friday, June 3, 2005 at 6:46 PM

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"This was the first marriage for both newlyweds"

They seriously think we still believe that?

beep.

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Posted Friday, June 3, 2005 at 6:51 PM

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according to court records Jack and Meg were married for 4 years before getting divorced in 2000

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Posted Monday, June 6, 2005 at 1:21 PM

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"This was the first marriage for both newlyweds"

They seriously think we still believe that?

Not to be nitpicky.... but technically, if they were Catholic (which seems somebody is according to the news story) Meg and Jack could have gotten an annullment.

In the eyes of the Church, they would have never been married. If that's the case, then technically this is his first marriage. Legally, they are blowing smoke up our asses though.

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Posted Friday, June 10, 2005 at 2:31 PM

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jack called.

he said he's just really into the no eyebrows thing right now.

and that the shit is bananas.

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

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Posted Saturday, June 11, 2005 at 2:41 PM

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and that the shit is bananas.

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sinasugarsick

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Posted Saturday, September 17, 2005 at 5:50 PM

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who wants to bet money on when jack and karen's marriage will end?

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

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Posted Saturday, September 17, 2005 at 7:04 PM

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how much?

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Posted Saturday, September 17, 2005 at 11:55 PM

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I'll place the over/under at 6 months.

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Posted Sunday, September 18, 2005 at 12:55 AM

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Wow, Features fans sure love their celebrity gossip. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

What.

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Posted Tuesday, October 11, 2005 at 2:59 PM

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pregnant

oh the drudgery of being wet

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Posted Tuesday, October 11, 2005 at 3:21 PM

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pregnant

tis true

remember that its all in your head.

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Posted Tuesday, October 11, 2005 at 4:34 PM

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shit. i wonder if the baby will have eyebrows.

they better watch out for the big three.

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Posted Tuesday, October 11, 2005 at 5:10 PM

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shit. i wonder if the baby will have eyebrows.

they better watch out for the big three.

More like they better worry about someone kidnapping said baby...

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Posted Tuesday, October 11, 2005 at 8:44 PM

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they better watch out for the big three.

Nice.

I'm worried about what this will do for her figure.

Daigle is all we need to make the night complete

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lalalayousangtome

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Posted Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 9:53 PM

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baby makes threeee.....

he looks a bit like a tim burton character in that picture.

remember that its all in your head.

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Posted Friday, December 2, 2005 at 7:24 PM

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Whoa, they're performing Denial Twist on The Daily Show (a rerun) right now! First time a band's ever played on the show.

Daigle is all we need to make the night complete

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sinasugarsick

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Posted Thursday, May 4, 2006 at 7:08 PM

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i don't know how i feel about the name scarlett

but it's definitely fitting for the product of jack and karen.

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

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