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TOPIC: mad cow
Posted  Wednesday, January 7, 2004 at 2:32 AM
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DNA Proves Mad Cow Canadian

figures.

it had the canadian gene, i reckon.

(Edited by damon at 2:35 am on Jan. 7, 2004)
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, January 7, 2004 at 5:51 AM
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I'm telling you, GWB better hurry up and rally his troops and go against the UN by moving in on Canada before they launch a full-scale mad cow terrorist attack on our country and our freedom.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Wednesday, January 7, 2004 at 6:38 AM
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yes. Mad cows are the true weapons of mass destruction.
Shut up and play yer' guitar. - Frank Zappa
Posted  Wednesday, January 7, 2004 at 10:23 AM
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did't such an invasion already take place under the command of one john candy?
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, January 7, 2004 at 12:37 PM
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wasn't the cow with the disease a dairy cow, anyway?
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 11:32 AM
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only thing worse than a Canadian is a Frenchie
...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 1:18 PM
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What about French Canadians?
That's so NA.
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 4:30 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Jan. 8, 2004 at 1:18 PM"
What about French Canadians?
How Arcadians can be so cool, and the Quebecers so shitty, I'll never know.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 6:57 PM
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"Quote from Ceeze on Jan. 8, 2004 at 4:30 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Jan. 8, 2004 at 1:18 PM"
What about French Canadians?
How Arcadians can be so cool, and the Quebecers so shitty, I'll never know.
i believe you're referring to the acadians. that is, if in fact you are referring to the cajuns. arcadia is, among other things, the name of a city. i think it was also a cartoon from my childhood, which may or may not have had french fry looking characters. that reminds me...

when i was a child, i always assumed that the doozers little building sticks tasted like french fries. that would explain why fraggles were so keen on eating them.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 6:59 PM
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And as I've explained, they tasted like rock candy, due to the clear, shiny, sugar-like nature of the sticks.
That's so NA.
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 7:10 PM
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while we're on fraggles, there are a bunch of cool fraggle pictures and songs for download at http://www.fragglerocker.com/media/media.asp. dig it.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 6:42 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Jan. 8, 2004 at 7:59 PM"
And as I've explained, they tasted like rock candy, due to the clear, shiny, sugar-like nature of the sticks.
agreed. these were the topic of a Christmas party I attended. I believe BrianW and I were talking about them actually.
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 8:40 PM
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"Quote from mindylieu on Jan. 10, 2004 at 6:42 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Jan. 8, 2004 at 7:59 PM"
And as I've explained, they tasted like rock candy, due to the clear, shiny, sugar-like nature of the sticks.
agreed. these were the topic of a Christmas party I attended. I believe BrianW and I were talking about them actually.
Wow. I explained this at a Christmas party I went to, while watching Muppet Family Christmas. Weird.
That's so NA.
Posted  Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 8:48 PM
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I think you are saying that to mess with my head...
"negro frijoles!!" ~m.m.
Posted  Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 9:11 PM
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"Quote from mindylieu on Jan. 10, 2004 at 8:48 PM"
I think you are saying that to mess with my head...
Swear I'm not. Ask damon. He was there.
That's so NA.