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TOPIC: Madonna changes her name to Esther.
Posted  Friday, June 18, 2004 at 10:50 AM
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Madonna has changed her name to Esther.

¡Que ridiculous!
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Posted  Friday, June 18, 2004 at 11:06 AM
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The true tale of a little Catholic girl who grew up to be faux-Jewish.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Friday, June 18, 2004 at 11:40 AM
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I like the name Esther.
Posted  Friday, June 18, 2004 at 11:46 AM
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This can't be true!

A friend of mine is seeing her this weekend in New York. Should be interesting...
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Posted  Friday, June 18, 2004 at 11:55 AM
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Little known fact:

The name Esther translates to "Peace in Iraq, feed the starving children, and see me act out electricution for a mere $165."
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Friday, June 18, 2004 at 1:37 PM
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Isn't Kabbalah just the New Age version of Judaism? I know it has something to do with studying the power behind letters, but isn't that usually reserved for the very well-studied Orthodox as opposed to say, a bandwagon-y pop star?

I'm by no means a religious or even very spiritual person, but it really gets on my nerves when people like Madonna highly publicize their faith of the month. I think it's disrespectful. If she keeps it up for the rest of her life (like George Harrison and his devotion to Eastern spirituality) I will happily retract my statement.
That's so NA.
Posted  Wednesday, June 23, 2004 at 1:14 PM
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...and yet no one cares. hmm...maybe she should change it again so we'll notice.
Bill, it was a different time. It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent.
Posted  Wednesday, June 23, 2004 at 2:18 PM
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When asked why she changed her name, Madonna responded, "Ester was an ancient queen... and so are most of my fans."
--Conan
You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. That's when you have to hope even harder, and stick your fingers in your ears and go "la la laaah!"
Posted  Friday, July 16, 2004 at 4:02 AM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Jun. 18, 2004 at 2:37 PM"
If she keeps it up for the rest of her life (like George Harrison and his devotion to Eastern spirituality) I will happily retract my statement.
And Cat Stevens. What a badass.
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Posted  Friday, July 16, 2004 at 9:40 AM
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"Quote from Bowl of Fire on Jul. 16, 2004 at 3:02 AM"
And Cat Stevens. What a badass.
That makes me feel better about the time my friends and I drove around town with "Morning Has Broken" cranked the hell up.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.