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TOPIC: prison beer run
Posted  Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 9:30 AM
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ROGERSVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- The party's over for four inmates accused of going on a beer run after the jail's doors were accidentally left unlocked.

The men were charged Monday with escape and bringing alcohol into a jail.

The breakout occurred Thursday night after cellblock doors at the Hawkins County Jail were left unlocked and a faulty control panel failed to alert jailers, Sheriff Warren Rimer said.

Two of the inmates walked out through a fire exit, leaving the door propped open with a Bible, and made a hole in the exercise yard fence. They walked to a market, bought some beer and returned to the jail to share it with other prisoners. When the booze ran out, the other two inmates made another beer run to a different store.

Authorities believe the inmates bought more than two cases of beer in all.

"I guess they thought if they came back they wouldn't be charged with escape," Rimer said, "but they were wrong."

The store visits did not raise alarm because the inmates were wearing street clothes borrowed from other prisoners. The crowded jail does not have enough orange jumpsuits to go around.

This sounds completely benign. I'd go to their rescue if I were a lawyer. Whatever happened to the right to beer?
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Posted  Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 9:50 AM
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"Quote from damon on Jul. 21, 2004 at 8:30 AM"
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ROGERSVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- The party's over for four inmates accused of going on a beer run after the jail's doors were accidentally left unlocked.

The men were charged Monday with escape and bringing alcohol into a jail.

The breakout occurred Thursday night after cellblock doors at the Hawkins County Jail were left unlocked and a faulty control panel failed to alert jailers, Sheriff Warren Rimer said.

Two of the inmates walked out through a fire exit, leaving the door propped open with a Bible, and made a hole in the exercise yard fence. They walked to a market, bought some beer and returned to the jail to share it with other prisoners. When the booze ran out, the other two inmates made another beer run to a different store.

Authorities believe the inmates bought more than two cases of beer in all.

"I guess they thought if they came back they wouldn't be charged with escape," Rimer said, "but they were wrong."

The store visits did not raise alarm because the inmates were wearing street clothes borrowed from other prisoners. The crowded jail does not have enough orange jumpsuits to go around.

This sounds completely benign. I'd go to their rescue if I were a lawyer. Whatever happened to the right to beer?
well, if you think about it, if you could just sit around all day every day and drink beer, would it be punishment? sure you might come to be shaped like the confines of your cell and drop a lot of money in the process, but it seems to me that it would still be an alright time. i do like beer. in light of the fact that they came back, though, i don't think they should be chastised particularly harshly or anything...of course, they did make everybody working at the prison look pretty fucking stupid.
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Posted  Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 10:58 AM
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I'm sorry but this really pisses me off. Ok, what would happend if the guys didn't come back? I'll tell you: there would be people at the jail losing their jobs. But these guys came back, and probably saved the jobs of the powers that be. And what's their thanks? they get charged for it. Bullshit.
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Posted  Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 11:24 AM
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"Quote from roadie on Jul. 21, 2004 at 9:58 AM"
I'm sorry but this really pisses me off.  Ok, what would happend if the guys didn't come back? I'll tell you: there would be people at the jail losing their jobs.  But these guys came back, and probably saved the jobs of the powers that be. And what's their thanks? they get charged for it. Bullshit.
That's how I felt. Obviously drinnking some cold ones was not intended to be part of their punishment, but why shouldn't they help theselves if prison employees are smart enough to keep the place locked up? It's nowhere near as bad as letting amputees escape.

(Edited by damon at 10:25 am on Jul. 21, 2004)
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Posted  Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 5:00 PM
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damn! i don't think they are at fault...i mean they came back! everyone is entitled to a beer! even when in jail! besides.....its not like they "broke out", some moron left the cell unlocked...they are lucky they came back.....
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Posted  Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 7:22 PM
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You'd think someone would wise up and stop giving them bibles.
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Posted  Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 10:11 PM
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"Quote from Chiren on Jul. 21, 2004 at 7:22 PM"
You'd think someone would wise up and stop giving them bibles.
I guess they didn't think through all the implications of the whole "The truth will set you free" thing.
Posted  Wednesday, July 21, 2004 at 10:36 PM
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"Quote from ghostflower on Jul. 21, 2004 at 6:00 PM"
damn! i don't think they are at fault...i mean they came back! everyone is entitled to a beer! even when in jail! besides.....its not like they "broke out", some moron left the cell unlocked...they are lucky they came back.....
they paid for the beer too. it's not like they robbed them or anything. pretty innocent if you ask me.
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